The story game (now finished, and locked forever)

[Witch of Void]

it was naoki, and her crew, fighting about somthin stupid... AGAIN
rya was derpin, wearin a blue chinese dress and holin a kitten.
kake was eatin a waffle like she was starvin
naoki and envy were fightin over what naoki was wearing
"it looks so... not hot"
"but its awesome!!! Why cant boys ever understand"
Naoki stopped dead in her tracks.
melvin had teleported right in front of the group, kohaku not far behind.
"hello, ex-partner." naoki hissed at melvin
kohaku told everybody to listen, and how it was going to go down
they were to split into three teams.
Rya and kim were to take down lisa, melvin and envy (who despised eachother.. out of jealousy) were to kill neko-chan in any manner they wished, and naoki and kohaku were to go after the big prize himself.

"why do we have to split like this?" melvin and envy scowled.
"because, naoki and i are the strongest here, and if shiny was still alive (she fought back tears), she would be the one going with me."
now split up
rya and kim were the first to go out, because they were the diversion.
the other teams waited silently for them to lure lisa away.


--mm watcha say--  

[Witch of Void]

akuma noticed his young apprentice wandering off, and scolded her
"lisa! we are in DANGER! you have to stay colse to us. Got it?"
"fine" she scoweled, still in pikachu forme.
the trio heard the laughter of a little girl.
it was rya and kake.
akuma got into defensive position, protecting his wife.
"Ive got it this time!" lisa said
"LISA!! Its a Trap!!"
too late, she had run after the two, electic sparks flying off her
"LISA!!!!"
his voice trailed off as he was struck in the back of the head by a sleep dart (one of envy's)
when he awoke, he found himself restrained, with kohaku staring at him.
"where's neko-chan?!"
"oh... nowhere... just playing with my minions"
"now, naoki, you know what to do."
naoki walked creepily up to kohaku, with a gift bag from a dress shop in her hand.
akuma looked confused.
"yime for some fun" kohaku said

meanwhile, envy and melvin had captured neko-chan. kohaku had a change of heart and decided to let her live long enough to see her steal akuma.
neko-chan was in a cage, wrists and ankles bound. envy anjd melvin took a break from carrying her back to the lair. and started bikering about how much they each loved naoki.

they decided to have a dance off with neko-chan as the judge to decide who could win naoki's heart.


--i wonder if you have found out who i am by now hmmm--  

[Witch of Void]

nobody. neko-chan had gotten bored and started sleeping.
envy and melvin did one of those 'over the top anime reactons' and fainted from the disbelief.

they woke up neko-chan and decided to pick who was the best by battling to the death.

meanwhile, naoki was fitting kohaku in a gothic-lolita wedding dress.

"do you think those two can handle neko-chan?" naoki asked
"only if they dont start fighting"

too late
melvin and envy were staring at eachother
and finally jumped tworards eachother, envy's arm transformed into a blade, and melvins hair sarpening at the ends


lisa had finally caught up to the pair that had lead her astray.
they stood next to eachother, rya readying her magical wand, and kake grabbing her katana with a hilt made out of waffles

the two battles commenced simotaneously, as naoki was readying kohaku and akuma for thier wedding  

[Witch of Void]

kohaku had to see herself in the mirror
"i love the dress! naoki, you have exquisite taste!."
"thank you, master"
"by the way naoki..."
"yes?"
"what is it with you liking insane men in sprts bras that look like little boys?"
naoki went dead silent. a look of embarassment covered her face.
"i dont know what you mean" she turned away, blushing bright red
from the hallway, envy screamed
"SHE LIKES MY HAIR BETTER!!!!!"
"NO! SHE LIKES MINE!! I dont look like a palm tree at least!"
"I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HAIR< GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND EAT YOUR FLESH MELVIN!!!!"
they went from sword fighting, to b***h-slapping eachother, to hair pulling, to insults, and even to a 'yo-momma' fight

"point taken" naoki said.


meanwhile, neko-chan had been wheeled into a dungeon, alone, except for one other person. a pretty girl that looked exactly like the evil queen. except, for one difference, she had scars all over her, and runes carved into her skin.
"my name is kohaku. the REAL one. the one that put you here is an imposter"
neko-chan looked at her in disbelief

"AAAWWWW!!!! thyre soo cute!" lisa said, rolling in the hoardes of mutant kitties.

rya just looked confused while kake ate her blade epicly  

[Witch of Void]

"it all started three years ago"
kohaku (the real one started)

"i was going to turn 16 on that day. Akuma and I were the best of friends back then, me a princess, and him a hokage-in-training.
It all changed during one of our training sessions. He had thuroughly beaten my butt (like always) and picked me up like a gentleman. He saw how i had scraped my knee, so he bent down. I thought he was going to wrap it for me, but instead, akuma propesed to me. I was so shocked at the proposal that i fainted."
neko-chan just looked at her in amazement. How could her husband have never told her this before?

"A few days before the wedding, the villiage was attacked. A war had started between my villiage in the stars, and a rougue tribe of demons. Since we were both ninjas, both he and I would be deployed on the battle field.
My squadron was placed on the front line on my request. I was captured by the enemy villiage during an ambush at my camp."
kohaku started to tear up

"akuma abandoned his post to try and find me. But, the enemy leader was a shape shifter. she hated my people and she decided to take my identity. When he finally found her, he was relieved, but she wanted to destroy both of us. "you are not worthy of being my husband, you filthy half-breed demon scum!'. That broke his heart, and he ran off to defeat the other leaders, crying and infuriated.
After the war, she decided that she liked being me, and since i was to become my villiage's leader soon, she chose to be coronated in my place. She tricked all of my friends including my best buddies naoki and shiny. She also started human experimentation, and is now determined to take over the world. The only way she can do that is if akuma marries her... because then she can finally take his powers for her own."

"i was kept prisioner to this day, and he never heard the truth of what happened to me. That's why he married you."

kohaku started bawling, and neko-chan consoled her.


lisa, being attacked by kitties, and seeing that rya had brought out her enchanted duel disk system (kaiba corp), used thunder to get them off.
"lets make this fair girls!" she said. she too pulled out a duel disk, but it was pink.
"I PLACE ONE CARD FACE DOWN
AND
END
MY
TURN!!!!"

DUEL, START!  

[Witch of Void]

"come on kohaku, you have to take off the gloves. It's a formal event"
"but, i need them on! naoki!!!"
"too bad! I want you to look as ladylike as ever, and besides, won't they get in the way of the ring?"
"noo! dont do it!!!"
too late, naoki had pulled off her gloves.
"YOU'RE NOT KOHAKU!!!"
"of course I am, ive known you since you were born. Tell me you didnt forget your sister."
"you are not her. You dont have the runes she was born with." naoki was pissed and extremley upset at how she was fooled. she should have known her sister would have never decided to experiment on humans, kill her own servents, or order the death of others. her sister was always kind. how could she have been blinded?

"i see you finally realized. too bad ill have to kill you now"
her voice had changed to somthing sinister. the monster changed into a different form.
"my real name is kagehime, and it was a pleasure using you, little sister."


The battle outside had ceased. rya and lisa had reached a tie. they all heard somthing horrible, the sounds of naoki screaming in horror.
everybody, including envy and akuma (in chains) ran into the room and saw the starnge forme with extremley sharp claws standing over a bleeding, unmoving naoki.

they all got defensive, taking fighting poses.
she laughed evily , and teleported behind envy, knocking him out cold.
she took akuma in her arms and spoke
"sorry she had to die, she was so useful. But this is just how us dopplegangers roll"

she dissappeared into the night.

everybody rushed over to naoki, who was still barely alive and gasping for air.