|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:37 pm
Scaramouche Fandango Q. Kindly explain the difference between Adona Benedicta, Donar, and Little Adona Benedicta. Adona Benedicta is the crusty bits you get stuck between your toes, and also a space gnome. DONAR is the inner raegmonster all Jersey Shore fans have. And Little A.B. is the happinest d**k in all of dickdom.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:22 pm
If you're blue and you don't know where to go why don't you go where fashion sits?
What time is it?
(ADVENTURE TIME)
What's the square root of a Starie?
Can I direct link?
Can I hotlink?
Can I sausage link?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:25 pm
Only in Switzerland during the walrus mating season with a herring.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:39 pm
Who left the goddamn kitchen light on? I have told you guys a million times to shut off light when you leave the room to save electricity, but does anyone listen? Nooo! Whoever it was had better step up and pay the ********' electric bill this month, or we're going to be sitting here in the dark, got it?
Do your ears hang low, wobble to and fro, and have the ability to be tied into a knot and/or bow?
Do Dickens watch television? What shows do they like?
...What about music? Fave. bands?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:26 pm
Wasn't there supposed to be, like, a fanart post or some s**t like that?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:00 pm
WHAT ARE THE NAMING RULES?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:48 pm
Excited Apathy WHAT ARE THE NAMING RULES? WHAT NAMING RULES?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:50 pm
Is it ever inappropriate/obnoxious to type in ALL CAPS?
Was this thread started by BILLY MAYS or SOMETHING?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:32 pm
Have you killed your logic today?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:14 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:46 pm
If I promise to stop touching you inappropriately with my eyeballs, will you promise to stop sending me dead things in the mail?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:52 pm
Gregory J.P. Godek is on your front porch, possibly in a mankini. He bends over and slips a pizza coupon under the door. It has been cut into the shape of a pig heart. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:04 pm
moineau bavarde Gregory J.P. Godek is on your front porch, possibly in a mankini. He bends over and slips a pizza coupon under the door. It has been cut into the shape of a pig heart. What do you do? Call some Jehova's Witnesses over to "ask them some questions" and see if the two forces implode one another by sheer proximity.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:08 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:21 pm
21. A heart-shaped chunk of cheese.
(Note: this is a question.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
