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 Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:56 pm
"Jest th' five of us, pardner." Hex half-spoke, half-growled. Relaxed, especially when he felt the tail. Dundee and Arell however.
"Is dat a . . . ?!" Dundee asked, so startled, he slipped into the Cajun accent.
"Yup. Hex's . . . girfriend done got herself a tail. Now quit starin', it ain't polite, che'!" Arell scolded quietly and nudged Dundee. C.J. smirked.
"Shaddup you two." C.J. said and knocked the two in the head like the Three Stooges. Hex turned around and looked at the three, then turned around shaking his head.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:12 pm
Crystal looked back and giggled at the three. "Wow y'all are funny. I'll tell you all about my..." She thought about the right word. "Differences at the table."
Crystal then looked back as the worker spoke again. "Alright, any special requests?"
Crystal's tail waved slightly. "I'll have an onion, mushroom and pineapple, thick crust pizza please? And you can bring three of them to the table if you will."
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:29 pm
The three Swamp Stooges were too focused on the tail when C.J. snapped out of it . . . especially when it came to pizza. What? No pepperoni? he thought as they waited for Hex and Crystal to work on their order.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:43 pm
Crystal looked back at the other three. "If y'all don't want anything special they have an array of normal pizzas on the serving counter." She took the number the man handed her and walked to a quiet booth in the corner.
"I wonder who's going to sit next to me..." She grinned deviously.
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:07 am
Hex took the advantage of the prime seat as the other three guys took advantage of the pizza. Fighting and pool-sharking made a fellow hungry. Hex took off his hat as he slid next to Crystal.
"Them three are somethin' else. Buncha nuts." Hex mused.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:23 pm
Crystal smirked. "About like us?" She sighed and closed her eyes, leaning on Hex's shoulder. It had been a long week and she had a feeling that she should get a little rest while she could.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:25 am
Hex smiled as he put his arm around her. "Exactly." he drawled, the rough growl seemed to dissipate. He felt alright, the first time in a while.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:08 pm
As the sexy, seductive semi-feline incarnation of Scarlett O'Hara, her own Rhett Butler, and the Three Southern Stooges all lounged around, the night outside had just taken a turn for the worse for former Irish streetfighter Aiden O'Connor. The young, lanky man was running for his life, breathing heavily and muttering all manner of curses in the English and Celtic languages-- sometimes mixed together. He had just left the bar nearby and had entered an alleyway, stumbling slightly as he was a little buzzed up. Behind him were two individuals, who... didn't look like normal people. They were pale, their eyes were sunken, and they honestly looked rather... well, dead. And also somewhat feral. They were moving in an odd gait: It was as if they were attempting to run, but all they could really manage was a sort of stumbling gallop.
Aiden glanced back at them; there was blood and some weird fluid-- probably some odd, tainted perversion of saliva-- on the two beings' mouths. Aiden continued to curse himself, muttering prayers to all the saints of the Catholic Church inbetween the swear words, as he tried to escape the two men-- no, not men, ******** demons is what they had to be. All the while, the two zombies chased the poor Irishman. Seeking shelter, Aiden scrambled into the pizza parlor and fell to the ground, before strumbling back to his feet. <********' run! Run fer yer gorram lives! There's ********' demons out there!" he cried to those in the parlor, and just as he finished, the two zombies hurried up to the building's door, and began clawing and pounding at it, trying to get inside.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:20 pm
Jonah growled and stood up, Arell passed on the pizza and walked over, his friend in danger.
"Aiden! Doan' touch de bastards. I seen 'nuff movies t' handle this." Arell growled and pulled out his . . . well, he forgot he let Dundee borrow his sawed-off for target practice. Hex stepped forward, his pistols drawn and ready.
"Sorry, y'all. I'm gonna ask y'all t' behave or leave." Hex growled, Arell getting his sawed-off back from Dundee and showing up next to Hex, prepping a barrel full of buckshot.
"Time t' die . . . again!" Arell growled. Dundee . . . well he had his slingshot . . .what the hell would that do?!?
"You tell me! At least I wasn't stupid!" C.J. replied, running into the kitchen and back out with an electric saw, taking the time to plug it in.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:48 pm
"Arell! Thank God..." Aiden said, backing up as far away from the door as he could. "Wait, y'seen... movies about this shite?!" he asked, even as the zombies continued to try and claw their way in, now beginning to break through the door in several places.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:16 am
Arell prepped a shot. "Dat drive-in back in Louisiana had some weeeeeeird late night flicks." Arell growled as he took careful aim. The other three guys taunting the zombies.
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:28 pm
A quick burst of electronic sound erupted in the parlor, and a man in a red and black costume, heavily armed with katanas, guns, and all other manner of weaponry, appeared in the middle of the room.
"Whoo! Home sweet home Universe!" Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, yelled loudly.
"Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked, zombies didn't exist in our home Universe."
"I'll have to second this observation."
"What?" Wade asked apparently nobody, looking around to find the zombies. When he spotted them through the window, he exclaimed, "Holy shitake mushrooms!" and drew a rather large pistol, probably a .50 caliber Desert Eagle.
"Did he really just try to rip off of the Adam West Batman's Robin by using a pizza topping?"
"Don't look at me. I always thought that show was too campy."
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:31 am
"YAAAAAAYYY!!!! MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP!!!"
'Sup, CBJ!! Glad you could make it!!
Hex smirked, twirling his pistols, aiming for headshots on the bastards, smirking. "Nice t' see ya! Got more peeps 'round here or you just want pizza, pardner?" the big guy asked as C.J. leap-frogged OVER Arell, revving the saw as he took on another Zombie.
"COWABUNGA, ********> C.J. screamed, sawing a zombie in ha- WHAT'S WITH YOU AND SAWING THINGS IN HALF?!
"I can't help it! I maaaaaaay have a problem!"
Err, anyways, he sawed the zombie in half when the saw got unplugged . . . causing C.J. to be out in front . . . with three zombies . . . and a dead saw. If he ate before this, he would have s**t a brick.
"Arell? Maaaay need a hand, big guy!" C.J. said before jamming the saw in a zombie's eye as Arell casually opened fire with the shotgun, going after more zombies.
"I got dis, che'!" Arell growled.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 10:13 am
Deadpool lined up his sights with a zombie head, and pulled the trigger. The zombie's head more or less exploded.
"BANG! You're dead!"
Another lined-up shot, another trigger pull. Another exploded zombie head.
"BANG! YOU'RE dead!"
Line up. Trigger pull. Head explodey.
"BANG! YOU'RE dead!"
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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