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Tsunake rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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 Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:38 pm
Oh! The naughty little elves had thrown things at Doggy and Rain! With an unhappy sound, G lashed out at one of the nearest elves, trying to at least get them to back off. No more hurting his friends!
Through love and courage and being an absolute fail at combat, G did a whole single point of damage to the menacing gnome army. How terrifying.
He still has 15/15 HP.
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Zoobey rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:19 pm
One of the gnomes shrieked, it was an awful, high-pitched sound.
"Chad II and III from accounting, nooooooo!" It seems as if the renewed efforts of the students were slowly pushing them back and dwindling their numbers, despite their expertise in avoiding attacks of larger creatures with their nimble agility.
Damage Tally:
Shehk: 4 damage
Emily: 2 damage
Val: 3 damage
Tess: 0 damage (Next turn add 5 damage to her 6-sided dice roll, and for all turns after that)
Thackery: 5 damage
G: 1 damage
Some random student who had accidentally popped in and given a gnome a heart attack: 20 damage
Total: 35 damage
Total HP: 50/100
That's it, it was time to bring in the reinforcements... how clever of those students to bring in buckets of fresh, soapy water. The leader of the gnomes, as assumed, the one with the nunchucks whistled.
At first it seemed like nothing was happening when suddenly, from Calder's seemingly-innocent bucket of water, a giant monstrosity of a soap dragon emerged, attempting to swallow its victim whole!
exclaim Calder is about to drown in in a pit of soapy death! Students may post next turn their regular battle post OR forfeit their attacking/healing post to roll a 6-sided dice for Calder. If ANYONE rolls a 3 or a 6 he will be saved, if noone makes the roll, he will be rendered unconscious for the rest of the battle.
In addition whomever rolls and UNSUCCESSFULLY saves Calder will be taking 10 damage points, it is rather hard to fight off a soapy dragon after all. If you roll and were able to save Calder you do not need to take the damage but you still forfeit your attacking turn.
((This the end of Turn 2, Turn 3 has begun, all students may choose to roll again with their weapons, or save Calder. New students who had 'detention' are still free to join ))
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:36 pm
Seemingly impressed with his broom-fighting ability, Thackery was readying himself to whack another pesky gnome over the head when he noticed the gigantic soap monster that was threatening to overtake his battle-comrade.
He wasn't sure what a broom would do when it hit soapy water. He definitely wasn't sure what would happen when it hit a soapy water dragon. Whatever the case, he hoped it would at least make the thing dissipate so this poor little horse guy could live to see the end of his detention sentence.
Unfortunately, a broom was probably not the best choice of weapon in this case. He suffered from an impressively soapy blow, hair and fur and everything in between as drenched as if he'd just jumped in a pool.
He tried to shake himself dry, making exaggerated, apologetic motions towards Calder (who probably had better things to pay attention to at the moment).
HP: 5
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demon_pachabel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:37 pm
jfads;fkafsdfk. Dammit!
Shehk almost immediately dropped the bleach to, like Thackery, go to play HERO GIRL to try and save the MIGHTY BUCKET WIELDING CALDER.
Unfortunately, bubbles just did a very good job of .. rendering her ineffective.
NOO!
And man did it make her hands hurt!
Shehk didn't attack the enemy.
Shehk took 10 Damage!
Shehk has 2HP
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Valandal rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:39 pm
It was time for Valentino to do some more damage. It was fun to hit the gnomes, it relived quite a bit of stress.
Valentino took his scrubbed hand and made a fist, he saw the gnome he wanted to hit next.
Valentino does 5+1(6) damage
15/15 health
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lizbot rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:44 pm
These gnomes were really our of line! And...a little bit scary, in Emily's never-to-be-voiced opinion. Seeing the boy who had been healing her friend get captured like that was completely intolerable, and Emily wouldn't stand for it! Not taking note of the previous failure of broom vs dragon combat, Emily charged at the thing with all her might.
The sad thing about it?
She really didn't stand for it. Instead, missing the dragon entirely, she slipped and fell into a split position that would have done any FEARleader proud! Too bad Emily wasn't quite ready for such a move.
Emily's vision went a bit blurry from the sudden, shocking pain of it, and toppled over.
Emily's HP is 5
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Tsunake rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:54 pm
"Pony!" G cried out with anguish, struggling to make his way over to the kelpi boy and his bucket. Bad bucket, G would eat that one too if it meant making the scary dragon go away! Though he only had his bare fists, he lashed out as hard as he could, a little panicked at this point. Pony was in trouble! He had to help!
A well aimed hit smashed hard into the dragon's big, soapy, scary face, and the swamp monster was starting to blubber a little even as he scrabbled at Calder to make sure he was all right. He wasn't supposed to cry, he was supposed to be a monster...
...but G had never been a very good monster.
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x_Nata_x rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:40 pm
((Just got sent from the office thread -- jumping in with the heavy mop! Again, bop me if I suck >.>))
For what felt like the fifth time that day, Nuk's expression was a mixture of surprise and complete bewilderment as he opened the door to the dreaded 'other bathroom,' coming face to face with what looked like a battle between the Spartans and Persians. Water and soap and brooms and mops were practically FLYING as what looked like the detention students (plus... was that Arel?) trying to fend off a hoard of gnomes? He wasn't exactly sure, but there was no WAY he was missing this!
"Now this is my kind of detention!"
Grabbing the nearest mop resting against the (rather grimy) wall, Nuk swung it a few times for good measure, smirking broadly as he brought it around to whack a gnome that was coming at them. Finally, a detention he could enjoy! Still, he wondered how they had gotten into this mess, exactly. Actually, that wouldn't be a bad thing to ask.
"What the jacking hell is going on?!"
Glancing around at the other students, the skinwalker gave them all all an incredulous look, still holding the mop. Still, there didn't seem to be much time for explanations, and he merely looked for someone to go back-to-back with. Fighting was always more effective this way.
EDIT
And that's when Nuk realize he broke his mop. He didn't know whether he just didn't know his own strength or he was just really fail with a weapon....
15/15 HP
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AyeAvast rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:08 pm
((Also sent from the office. Hi-ho Team Backup!!))
It was the smell that hit Belladonna first, but the sights and sounds of a battle quickly followed. Good Hectate, were those gnomes? Fighting the students? Oh! Calder had a bucket and was splashing people and Chuppi had one too and-- Oh Jacking Hell, those gnomes were doing some pretty hefty damage. This would not stand! With a shout of anger, Belladonna rushed into the room (despite that horrendous smell) and grabbed up the cleaning soap. The only thing to use to fight gnomes in a gross bathroom was definitely soap. The power of clean, go!!
Scrubbing up her hands a fair amount after pushing up the sleeves of her dress, Belladonna rushed forward and grabbed a gnome by the face, smearing suds into its eyes. "Take that you little muck sucker!" She screamed, jumping back to observe her damage. Meh, not too bad, but she could do better.
Damage Done 4
HP: 15/15
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:27 pm
So. Many. ADJECTIVES. Israfel was sure if he had a thesaurus he could use anything that was along the lines of ‘nasty, horrid, blasphemous, disgusting, repulsive, appalling, rancid, putrid, foul, gross, icky, mucky, slimy, grimy, smelly, sweaty, sticky, and also tear jerking.’ And that was just on how he would have described the corner of the room the petrified siren occupied. It was by far, the least…invasive to his overly delicate sensibilities. Even if out of the corner of his wide blue eyes he was sure part of the wall was moving. The wall. Moving. He’d heard stories of how the school might be alive, and if it was… This room was certainly the portion that came after digestion. Acid would have been taken over this place. Heck, having his feathers deloused was better then this. Getting plucked and stuffed for some other monster’s dinner was a better fate then this…bathroom of unknown genders.
Even if his gender technically fell into the same category, Israfel would have never come here. He blessed his ambiguous looks at that moment, thankful that he could go into either bathrooms and never had anyone question him, (so far). Still, he wished his fellow…’its’ would not be such slobs. Gave the rest of those with non-definable genders a bad reputation and all. Wait. Why was he thinking about genders of all things?
Since his arrival to this land of the …..(he made an audible gagging sound as a bubble formed on the wall and popped, brown gas of some sort spilling out. Proof that this was truly, the bowels of the school.) whatever land it was, the blue feathered siren had been very, very, VERY careful to not. Touch. ANYTHING. Even if the living wall seemed to be wanting to touch him. And by touching that meant oozing over towards what had been up until that very moment, perfectly pristine black shoes. Special shoes even. They were handmade for his talons! And they also didn’t itch his feet. Yet now, they were encrusted with grime.
‘Nasty, horrid, blasphemous, disgusting, repulsive, appalling, rancid, putrid, foul, gross, icky, mucky, slimy, grimy, smelly, sweaty, sticky, and also tear jerking’ GRIME.
So, Israfel, being Israfel, did what any siren with his particulars about appearances would do.
First he let out a very girlish scream of absolute horror. One you would expect if a bogeyman was at your front door, covered in blood asking you to go with him, (and not to prom).
Second was that Israfel grabbed a bucket. It was a bucket. It was filled with somewhat fresh, almost clean, not quite pristine water. Israfel felt this bucket was not the best thing to ever exist in this bathroom.
EVER.
Thirdly, He took notice of the battle.
Fourth, Israfel wondered why gnomes fought with students. His only guess was that they were racist towards tall people. Haters gonna hate after all.
Fifth, He looked at his lovely bucket which he’d planned to use to clean his shoes.
Sixth, look up, watch Calder get attacked by soapy dragon. Not cool. Very, not cool.
Sixth, the siren saw some undead girl get bubbles to her face. And grime.
And then, finally, Israfel dumped the contents of his water filled bucket onto said undead girl.
He dearly hoped it would get the soap out of her eyes. He wasn’t about to join the battle with the retarded gnomes, but he certainly just wouldn’t sit by and have other students pass out on him and leave him to clean up their mess!
HP: 15/15
Healed: Shehk for 6
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Rown rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:58 pm
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!!! There was entirely too much going on right now for the poor Chupacabra to even pretend to be able to focus on the task at hand, and Temes felt her stomach rumble quite unhappily at the fact that she was out of blood in her Thermos and was now being forced to fight and try to save people's lives. She didn't even know two-thirds these people (except for G and Senoritta Belladona, she know and liked both of them) but somehow or another she'd been expected to try and help them survive this encounter. Her first bucket of soapy water seemed to help that zombie-Rain girl even though Chuppi had no idea how it worked, so maybe it was in her best interest to do it again. . . .if she could work up the nerve to get close enough to anyone and give it a try.
All the students were mostly attacking when a giant, huge, super freaky looking but kinda smelling nice dragon came out of the bucket held by the pony-thing (potential food source, Chuppi's stomach said)! It attacked him and tried to take him down, something that made Temes look at her own bucket and nearly drop it in terrored thought over something similiar happening to her, but she was more than happy and surprised to see that G came to the food source pony boy's rescue just in time! She'd have to tell him later how cool he'd looked and how amazing it was that his size came in handy, but for now she was busy looking over the students that were either injured from the nasty or just looking unhappy. Temes didn't like when people where unhappy because usually they took it out on her, though in this case many of them appeared to want to direct their anger at the Gnomes and spare her the rod and whip. The Chupacabra greatly approved of this, even if she wouldn't say it aloud.
But!! Now that the pony-boy was free Chuppi should move and use her bucket to help others, right? The dog (?) boy who'd tried to help out in the first place looked like he could be seriously gross and dirty, two things no one wanted to be in such a nasty bathroom, so without much delay the little monster grabbed the bucket with both her hands and trotted over to his side. Without so much as a single word other than "OLE!!!" and maybe a happy giggle of victory the Chupacabra dumped some of the contents of her bucket onto Thackery, hoping it would cure him up as quickly as it had zombie-Rain. Maybe it would also make him smell better too and want to be her friend because she'd saved his life? Chuppi liked the idea of him wanting to befriend her because that meant he might want to play with her when this was all over.
"Vamos, vamos!! We need to keep going!"
Health: 15/15
Healed: Thackery, for 10 points
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Huni Pi rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:42 am
Tess' eyes widened in horror at the soapy dragon that tried to drown poor Calder. No! No! No no no no no noooooooo! She flailed wildly in the air, and was about to swoop down to try and pull him to safety when that really, really large student beat her to the punch. She gave a whoop of a cheer and mentally vowed to show... (oh Jack, she didn't even know the big student's name! Bad, Tess, very bad! She'll have to correct that too) him her appreciation. Later.
After they've served their time in detention. Or dealt with it the best they could. She dove at the gnomes with soapy fists as well as the tips of her wide wings, which was stronger than they looked. She then swooped back to the air, taunting "Up here, gnomes! Just try to reach me!"
She might as well try and help serve as bait. Surely being air-born was an advantage, right? Right? Oh sludge, she hoped so...
Damage: 4+5 = 9
Health: 15/15
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Zoobey rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:16 am
It was a horrible sight to behold. Students fighting back and forth with cleaning suds and broken mops - courtesy of the school's asphyxiated budget - slime and buckets as far as the eye could see. In causing such a large ruckus, the somewhat sentient blob that originally inhabited this washroom was still cowering in his corner, and had involuntarily released a very unhappy gas. The room now stank, must worse than before.
In addition, the lead gnome looked unfazed at the loss of his soap-dragon summon. It was only one of the several techniques he knew, from the sacred art of midgetsu, passed down through his line. He chattered to his sidekick-gnome on the left. Their losses would not be in vain.
They were going to unleash the beast within the slime.
Damage Tally:
Val: 6 damage
Nuk: 3 damage
Belladonna: 0 damage this turn (but please apply +4 damage plus 6-sided dice roll to your following turns)
Maritess: 9 damage
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Total: 18 damage
Total HP: 32 HP
The sidekick gnome was the first to provoke the hiding slime-thing, cajoling it with a kick (which it ignored) and then spraying it with the worst thing possible, Lysol, which he probably stole from Red's 'Human World Content's desk. The ooze screamed and reared up, reaching a beserker frenzy, growing ten times its size until it was a solid green fifteen foot wall of bubbling, pulsating unmentionable contents. It burped and squelched and released more toxic gases to the entire room. The army of gnomes (or well, army of three) was prepared for this and donned their gas masks. The students were not so lucky.
exclaim All students in the room take EXACTLY 6 points of damage You must also down the gnomes FAST: the slime beast is in a beserker frenzy and will hurt you for an additional overall 6 points of damage for every turn passed.
** IF you pass out sometime between now and the end, you are free to make a 'passing out' post, to mark your valiant attempts.
((This is the end of Turn 3, Turn 4 will begin after all this posts. Hurry students, those that were 'hiding in the corners', now is your time to shine!
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:32 am
Already weak and at ground zero for the first gas attack, Emily knew she didn't have long. This was the end for her. All her life, she had wanted to become something more, and now...
With the last of her energy, the witch dragged herself toward Shehk. At least...at least she had managed to make a friend at school. That had to count for something right? Even if she didn't fall in love, or become the 4th ranked person in her class, she had made a friend by jack!
"Shehk..." she tried to put her feelings about that friendship into words, but sadly couldn't find them. "Goodbye."
And all was dark.
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Huni Pi rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:15 am
Oh sludge, Tess can't remember ever having the misfortune of encountering a stench as putrid and vile as the one she was smelling right now. She gagged and would have thrown up had her stomach had anything inside, which thankfully she didn't as she hadn't eaten anything since learning of her detention. She felt woozy, and faltered slightly but managed to somehow still keep herself aloft.
One of the other students weren't so lucky as he or she (Tess couldn't tell with all that gas) collapsed on the disgusting floor, unconscious. At the sight, or rather the silhouette, Tess began to panic, her wings beating harder as if it could somehow help ward off the noxious fumes (but no, it did absolutely nothing to alleviate the horrendous stench).
Tess didn't know what to do against the blob, but maybe if she was fast enough she could steal one of the gnome's gas masks! Of course with soapy hands, even if she did manage to grab one it just slipped right from her fingers. "Jack dang it!" she cursed and retched.
Damage: 4+5 = 9
Health: 9/15
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