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 Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:12 pm
Wish granted - you suffocate in a thousand-foot pile of guano. Who would wish for that, honestly?
I wish for a phoenix, it would be very scrumptaints right about now.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:46 pm
Wish granted, but while hugging it's warm and feathery body, you trip on your clitoris, and crush the phoenix in such a way that it will never be able to fly again no matter how many times it is reborn. Then you trip on some air and break your toe.
I wish for some lulz.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:54 pm
Granted, but you die from laughter like the weasels in Roger Rabbit.
I wish to be the very best like no one ever was.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:57 pm
Concedido, pero nadie sabe tu es.
Yo deseo un tanke GRANDE.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:02 pm
Granted, but your best friend, who shall remain anonymous, accidentally shot yu with it like a team killing ******** wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:08 pm
Concedido, pero tu no recibir un otro deseo.
Yo deseo una hamburgesa con queso.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:25 pm
Granted, but it's not spicy, so yu toss it and mourn over the hamburger that could have been.
I wish yu would speak a language I'm fluent in.
And make sure yu make sense.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:00 pm
Hashire Kazemeijin Granted, but it's not spicy, so yu toss it and mourn over the hamburger that could have been.
I wish yu would speak a language I'm fluent in.
And make sure yu make sense. Mizu will speak English, AND make sense, but his responses will have nothing to do with what they should. I wish my feet weren't so damn cold
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:05 pm
Granted, but you no longer have feet.
I wish I was a chippendale dancer!
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:01 pm
Granted..  I wish I was more Awesome.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:06 pm
You lose an eye, a leg, an arm and are horribly burned in an explosion. Though you started the explosion suplexing a bear into nitroglycerin, and the explosion killed 20 terrorists. Though you lost your good arm, and still can't get used to wiping with your off hand. Since nobody knows that, you are still generally considered more awesome.
I want to have the most magnificent feast on the Earth of all time.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:19 pm
Granted. You are shrunk to the size of a fairyfly and placed among towers of crumbs and pools of soda in the dumpster behind McDonalds.
I wish that I never end up getting lost again when traveling.
iAdemás, creo que las palabras de Mizu tienen sentido y son muy divertidos!
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:32 pm
Granted, but you never want to go anywhere.
I wish I knew what to have for dinner.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:52 pm
Wish granted! You knew what to have for dinner, but putting poison in everything you made wasn't a very good idea on behalf of your colon... YOUR POOR INNOCENT COLON! gonk
I wish my wishes could not be corrupted.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:59 pm
I wish that nobody could have wishes granted!
There, that covers my wish and yours.
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