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Guilty, speaking of which.....*wanders off to do homework.*

Ever have a pencil or pen break/run out at the worst possible time?

Guilty. I occasionally wake up with new cuts on my hands 'cuz my knives are all near my bed. Bad neighborhood and all.

Have you ever sung a song for no reason in the middle of a crowded area?

Guilty, if Vaulting over it counts.

Have you ever gotten up close and sniffed somebody, for whatever reason, other than them asking you to?

Just a little guilty. I liekz Fiar.

Ever accidentally burned something important?

Depends. Does a Possessed Darth Vader piggy bank count as a monster?

Seriously, when I was, like, 8, I had this Darth Vader Piggy Bank. Whenever you put a coin in it, Darth Vader would say, "Impressive... Most Impressive... But you are not a Jedi Yet!" The Lightsaber in his hand would light up and do the noise, then you'd hear the Sith theme.

One night, for example... I awoke, for no apparent reason, in the middle of the night. I was trying to relax, and get back to sleep, when I hear mechanical breathing, followed by "Impressive." This was in the Middle of the Night. It was pitch black. I was 8. "Most impressive." Darth Vader was a Scary-a** character to an 8-year old, and I still thought Lightsabers were real. "But you are not a Jedi yet." *Lightsaber noise* My 8-year-old self had no idea what to do, other than to piss myself, right then, right there, and scream at the top of my lungs over the sith theme.

The Darth Vader Piggy Bank was carted off to Goodwill the next day.

That was my battle with the monster in my closet.

Guilty, b*tches.

Ever gone up to a random person in a mall or similar place and started dancing as if you were in a techno or rave club?

Guilty. When I was younger my friends and I tried to do whose line is it anyway infront of people.

Have you ever quoted a movie in real life, and got away with it?

Guilty.

I got hit by a car while walking down the street one day. The guy hopped out, apologized, then asked if I was okay. I said I was fine, but he insisted on calling the police and such for the sake of having everything taken care of. I got a little irritated because I had to be somewhere, but I kept myself cool. But, by the time the cops got there, the guy was acting all skittish like I had gotten up and started acting aggressive. I explained that I had to be somewhere in the next twenty minutes or so, and I was fine so I just wanted to go. The guy kept acting like he was afraid, so I backed up a little, saying "You know what, he's acting like a little p*ssy for no reason, I'm just going to leave. I was the one who got hit by a car, I was the victim, and now he's trying to turn it around. I'm f*king leaving. Bye."

The cops caught up to me a few minutes later, picked me up and took me to where I needed to be. It was sweet.

Have you been accused of something you didn't do, but took the heat anyway?

Not Guilty. I have had little to no interaction with the cops.

Have you ever pretended that two toothpics were the swords of swordsmen in a battle?