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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:54 pm
Who the ....
::Lois's head is snapped back as her hair gets pulled by "Tina".::
What the hell!??
::Lois kicks at Tina's shins::
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:55 pm
Bruce: Touch my chair, will he, I'm going to make sure that his credit score is SO tanked-
Lex: Look! Christina Powell is out here! Tenzil's earstwhile...girlfriend...
Bruce: Who claims to be the twin sister of current Intercontinental Champion Chris Powell, right. We all know it's just Powell in drag.
Lex: That is such a hurtful accusation, Bruce. Christina is a beautiful young lady!
Tenzil finally gets his eyes cleared, just in time to see Christina and Lois cat-fighting all over the floormats. He decides to get out of Dodge.
Lex: What are you doing, Tenzil, go back and help your lady love! Save her! Kiss her!
Bruce: If all the Mr. Pibb here tonight didn't make me sick, I'm pretty sure THAT would.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:09 pm
You foul wench!! Tenzil is my man!!
*is kicked in the shins*
OW!!! You cheap, dumpster diving slut!
*starts slapping at Lois*
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:14 pm
I don't want your "man", I have my own. Your BOYFRIEND groped me.
*dramatic pose*
ON MY BREASTS!
He's the slut!
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:15 pm
Deciding it's safer inside the ring than out, Tenzil rolls in and cowers behind Gim, hoping that Christina and Lois don't see him there.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:17 pm
He WHAT!?
*rounds on Tenzil*
YOU JERK!!
*climbs in the ring and chases after Tenzil*
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:18 pm
::The Clarkster looks around in confusion.::
Er...
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:20 pm
Tenzil: gonk
Tenzil backs up, dragging Gim with him as a human shield from Christina.
Tenzil: Go away! Please go away! You're hairy and you frighten me!
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:22 pm
:Lois walks over to Clark to get farther away from "tina":
I wonder if that counts as a "fall", dear? rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:26 pm
::The Clarkster gets an idea and scoops up Miss Tina who screeches like a banshee. Clark lifts Miss Tina straight over his head and then tosses him...her...whatever....straight at Gim and the cowering Tenzil!::
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:35 pm
::Lois frowns at the Clarkster::
That wasn't very nice. confused
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:55 pm
::Clark whispers into Lois's ear and explains to Lois that it was Powell in a dress while making revealing hand motions.::
Bruce: I think he's explaining why Miss Tina is so hairy.
Lex: Nonsense! Miss Tina is the soul of femininity. Just last week she was giving me a....um...handshake. Yes, a handshake.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:57 pm
::Lois nods::
So.. those two are...???? gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:03 pm
::Time Limit Expired::
::Scenario Terminated::
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