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 Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:14 pm
Granted but you are unable to control this power and destroy yourself.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:00 pm
Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to breathe on land. And no one underwater, no fishy or squid, wants to be your friend anyway!
I wish the computer guy would stop being lazy and put more RAM in my macbook so I can have it baaack!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:12 pm
sad I like the sea critters.
Granted but your computer guy overcharges you for the upgrade only to find he also damaged your keyboard.
I wish whaling would stop worldwide.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:34 am
Granted but the whales are pissed and knock over any boats in the sea starting an animal uprise over the entire world. Families are torn apart babies are eaten and its all because we felt sorry for a kind "harmless" creature. twisted
i wish food didnt make me fatter.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:34 pm
Granted, it does the opposite, and now whenever you eat food, you lose a tiny bit of weight. While this seems good at first, you are horrified to discover that it doesn't stop. You eventually waste away.
I wish the sky wasn't blue.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:29 pm
Granted, but it turns this weird neon orange that hurts everyone's eyes, including your own.
I wish for the power to, for the rest of my life, have the ability to fly like a bird at will, flying at whatever altitude and velocity I wish, and being able to change altitude and velocity at will and cease flight wheenver I will it to end in any manner I will to end in... without requiring the aid of anything but my own body.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:14 pm
Granted. you fly and fly and fly until its hunting season and people are you shooting at you like you were a wendybird. You get shot multiple times and your taken home for Christmas dindin.
i wish that this wish wouldnt go wrong.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:24 pm
Granting.....granting denied. Wish unable to be fulfilled.
I wish I had another mug of root beer.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:35 pm
Granted. you get a mugged by magical root beer :] and stabbed.. and die... blaugh
i wish that my eyes were green instead of poopie brown.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:59 pm
granted but you are still insecure about your appearance.
I wish everyone had the same eye color cause I'm sick of hearing people complaining about it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:11 pm
Granted. But people start to complain about wanting to be different so they start getting eye dye. which turns them into zombies and everyone in the world dies from zombism.
i wish i had enough money to shrink luicdmirror into hat size and knock him out with sleeping gas and tie him onto my head 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:34 pm
Granted but the money is counterfit and you get arrested trying to get the spell/potion/shrink ray to shrink him.
I wish I had a pet boa.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:53 pm
Granted but it tries to eat you fortunately Edward Cullen comes to your rescue.
I wish Stephanie Meyer would move to Pluto.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:09 pm
Granted but an equally bad writer takes her place as the top favorite author. (no offense to twihards and other less obsessed twilight fans)
I wish The Hallows series by Kim Harrison was made into a movie.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:28 pm
Granted, but Rachael is played by Tina Fey, Ivy is played by Ellen DeGeneres, Jenks is played by Jim Carrey, Trenton is played by Steve Carell, and Algaliarept is played by Will Ferrell. It becomes a modern comedy about life and awkward romances. No one takes it seriously.
I wish that I was a skilled archer.
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