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 Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:52 pm
Granted, but after telling the truth in court, you were arrested for a million counts of perjury.
I wish I had super amazing break dancing skills
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:50 pm
Granted, but you broke your neck while doing something crazy.
I wish I didn't have a fear of tall buildings.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:10 am
Granted, so one night you decided to get on one while drunk and you fell 105 stories.
I wish I could make Pixar quality animations on my computer for under $50
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:41 am
Granted, but Disney/Pixar sued you for $100 every time one was made.
I wish I had x-ray vision. >D
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted, but that means you produce x-rays yourself, and the dosage of radiation necessary for you to use the vision contorted your organs to the bursting point.
I wish I could fly
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:31 pm
Granted, but a nearby airforce shoots you down.
I wish I could breathe fire.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:31 pm
Granted, but when on a secret mission, you can no longer hold your breath, you inhale, then promptly exhale fire, igniting a can of propane and blowing up the building, which was not even inhabited by the enemies.
I wish I had C4
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