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 Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:03 pm
Not I. Well, maybe. But only if you use it for the rest of your life.
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick, anyway?
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:36 am
Too many. Ugh, pickles are nasty, evil, and they taste bad to boot.
Why did that old woman live in a shoe, anyway?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:41 am
Because her first husband was a giant. Their relationship didn't really fall together.
Do you, you, feel like I do?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:20 pm
Only if you're feeling hopeless and depressed. If so, then H3ll yes.
Why does the cheese stand alone?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:17 pm
Because it's not old enough to drink.
What if you give a moose a muffin?
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:07 pm
It looks at you funny, and then kicks you in the crotch..no, wait, that's my mom. He, um, asks for something to drink with it, if he follows the mouse and cookie conventions.
Why is the sky really blue,and why are they covering it up?
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:05 pm
The sky is blue because we spread lies, like global warming. This is covered up so the government can get you to buy a 'fuel efficiant' car to boost the economy.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the universe?
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:01 pm
-holds up four fingers-
That many!
:3
Times about 547,896,854,870,567,840,265,784,675,647,865,767,586,212,142,343,210,082,37,46,732,617,486,376,
578,182,163,478,637,217,868,678,564,271,947,865,718,267,845,236,781,463,724,673,217,432,167,419,872,873,473,141,987,264,378.
Or so.
If I was a camel, how many feet would a crow have?
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:06 pm
None, because you, the camel, ripped off its appendages, and then you burned them, but he's still alive, so he must suffer as you laugh at him..
If I kicked you in the head, how would you react and what would you say to me?
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:14 pm
I'd say, "The ********...?" then pull out mah pistol and chamber a round. :D
Seven people walked into a bar. One was a woman. Six walked back out. Two were women. What happened to the other two men?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:04 am
They got married then moved to California to protest gay rights.
If I held a candle to a barrel of gunpowder, how long would it take for Superman to save me?
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:53 pm
He'd let you die because Lois is testing his super powers to the max.
What you do if you forgot who you were?
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:34 am
I probably wouldn't remember.
If I did, I'd run around screaming like an idiot saying that the zombies were comin', just like the British.
I forgot to put a question, so what question should I have asked?
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:37 pm
This one: Would Speed Racer have been better if Gemany had made it?
If it takes me three minutes to boil an egg, how long would it take to boil five frozen pigs?
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:03 pm
Incidentally, SR wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Lessee... correlation of 3:1, to make 5... about 120:1... 6000 minutes. About.
:D
Why do they play the same songs on a radio station?
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