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 Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:13 pm
 ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ  Mikey had always been an active fellow. Even when he was crawling around the city without a name or a memory, he had stolen food and gotten money.
Thankfully prison had forced him into accepting boredom a little more, but that didn't mean he liked being alone, with nothing to do, in a very corporate looking room.
How he loathed bare walls. There was a reason he had stolen precious art!
So he had been occupying himself while everyone...left. What had he been doing?
He had been growling. He hadn't growled, barked or snarled in two years. It wasn't like he did so naturally either, he had practiced for years how to sound like a dog in order to put on his persona. Jail didn't really make him want to growl at people either, so he was out of practice. Now that he was returning to the dog eat dog lifestyle however, he'd had to bark again.
He was damn god at barking too, so when Yevette opened the door, she'd be greeted by a very ferocious, Doberman esq growl.
Mikey quickly realized what the ******** was happening, and tried his best to look like an innocent little Yorkie terrier.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:21 pm
 уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє.
Whatever, she didn't care, it wasn't her job to worry about why Micheal was barking. She didn't even say anything about it. "Come on, I'm showing you to your house." Which was in the same apartment thingy that hers was in. Only two rooms down, you know for the head honcho of the CDU she lived a pretty modest lifestyle. But she liked it that way.
She stood there looking at him, crossing her arms over her chest and raising an eyebrow.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:36 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ Oh great, now she thought he was crazy. then again he figured she had always thought he was off his rocker.
Personally Fido thought he was just creative.
He leapt off his seat, landing ten feet away right next to Yevette. He had made it look like absolutely nothing as well. He looked down at her.
He hadn't seen a hot chick, in like, a loooonnnng time. It wasn't even that that was distracting him.
"You're so tiny." He said looking down at her. She was like, up to his shoulders! Fido's blue eyes sparkled in fascination. "Even you're width is tiny." He circled her momentarily.
Well in theory he was saying she was skinny, so that was a compliment!
And really Yevette wasn't tiny...it was just the Fido was six foot five...and he had only been around men for two years.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:51 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette frowned and looked at him with concern when he called her tiny. Yeah and your a ******** giant." she thought sarcastically. Then, he began circling around her and she watched him warily. What the hell?? How in the hell did someone who acted so naive be a criminal mastermind?
Of course she wasn't fooled, but the thought did cross her mind.
She sighed and shook her head, keeping her thoughts to herself.
"Micheal, are you ready to go?" she said, bringing him back to the current situation, hopefully.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:14 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ "Yeah I'm ready." He kept his eyes on her however. This was so weird. She was like, bite size! Like so tiny he was getting that feeling he got when he was around puppies.
The urge to pick them up, swoon then cuddle them.
He'd refrain from that though...this time.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:35 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette looked at him before shutting off the remote, so he could leave the room, and opening the door. She walked out, calling behind her "Well let's go then." And he had better follow her because at 20 feet away, it would be a nasty shock. Which would be more than enough space for him to make it to his new appartment.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:41 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ "I'm going." He said a little bit of comical attitude thrown in there. Mikey stayed by her side, almost passing her in a moment of alpha dogness.
Truth be told he would have led her around if he knew where the hell they were going.
Mikey clicked his tongue, not really sure how he wanted to start up conversation.
"So how was our little fire stater? She's a real b***h isn't she?" He didn't care if Yvette agreed or not.
Fido just wanted to talk s**t about the little s**t.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:08 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette continued walking through the building, taking the well memorized turns and twists of the hallway without a passing thought, before emerging into the sun. Although it was more of a setting sun than anything else, and luckily for her, she lived close enough to work to walk. Cause she wasn't so sure taking a car would have been a good idea. "I'm not sure, your the only one in our group I keep tabs on but she didn't set the building on fire so I think of it as a positive." Yvette answered dryly (holy crap conversation!) and looked at him for a moment, then she just kept walking ahead, towards her apartment building.
To which she was promptly greeted by her doorkeeper, who of course made fun of her. "You finally got yourself a man Yvette?" he teased her and she actually smiled and shook her head "No Maury, just someone from work, remember I told you we would be getting a new tenet." she smiled at the older man as he gave her a look, Maury was a good guy. One of the few people she actually carried out conversations with. He saw a lot of weird s**t in his proffession.
Yvette pulled a set of keys out of her pocket as she again ignored the elevator and took the stairs up to the third floor.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:46 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ Mikey huffed snootily. "Okay, she's cool now. When you're in the hospital with third degree burns because she lost her temper, for some dumb reason, you can come tell me how you feel."
Yeah because she was a b***h! A b***h who had thrown him in prison!
It took him a minute to realize it, but he was outside. Physically outdoors! He stopped in his tracks before following Yevette with an expression of bewilderment.
The sun! The road, trees, grass, cars! Everything! The sights, the sounds, the smells!
He inhaled deeply, the freshness was absolutely delicious.
Fido grinned broadly. He was the happiest person in the world right now!
He walked right behind Yevette into the building.
Oooooh, he liked this guy! He was funny!
Fido, looking much like a new puppy, scurried around after Yevette and wondered, why the hell she wasn't gonna take the elevator?
Whatever, stairs were fine. He saw the railing, and he had to do it.
Mike hoped up onto the thin railing, and without any arms, without any struggle walked up the railing instead of the stairs.
You couldn't climb anything in prison!
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:35 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette raised an eyebrow and rolled her eyes. If she wound up in the hospital with third degree burns they were both gonna wind up in the morge with bullets between their eyes, Scarlett for causing it and Michal for instigating it.
She thought about something for a second before- "Que l'enfer!!" she exclaimed as she looked at Micheal, trotting up the hand rail. What the hell had gotten into him!!!
She rubbed her temples in frustration and shook her head, going up the stairs, hoping them two at a time to keep up. Not that was that big a deal but it was unnecessary work anyways.
Whatever, she wouldn't say anything... once again. She sighed and made it to the third floor landing, pulling out her own keys and unlocking the door, only to be jumped on and have her face licked to death by Micheal's dog. Which she had, just for the irony of it, been calling Micheal for all this time. "Micheal! Get off me!" she said from her place on the floor, shielding her face with her hands although she was smiling.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:59 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ What she'd never seen anyone climb up a handrail before? God what would she do when he climbed along the edges of skyscrapers?
He jumped off, landing easily on his toes.
And then he saw it, the greatest sight ever.
POOCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey was in the apartment faster than a speeding bullet.
"Dandelion pants!" He screamed unable to control himself.
Dandelion was the male pitbull'sl name, pants was a term of endearment.
Mikey was scared the dog had forgotten him, which would have been really tragic because they matched (costume design!), but apparently, the theory was true.
A dog never forgot its master.
Dandelion barked, tongue flying, slober expostulating and jumped right onto Mikey's chest.
Any normal person would have fallen backwards, but Fido wasn't exactly normal, in the least. He caught the dog, and started to match the thousands of licks with thousands of kisses.
"My Boy! You're so beautiful! I misses you SO MUCH!"
It was like a mother reuniting with her long lost child.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMikeyxx Raptor
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:06 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Well that was depressing. Sigh. She supposed it was her own fault for getting attached to something. She pulled out the remote and typed a few more numbers into it before looking back up at Micheal and... Dandelion... "Here are your keys, your apartment is the one two doors down from mine. Number 89." she tossed the keys in his general direction before pulling her own keys out of her door and entering the apartment. "Now please get out of my house."
Yeah, she had some sulking to do and it didn't include Micheal!
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:54 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ Mikey grabbed the keys in the air like a snake striking at a mouse. He didn't even look, he just caught them, while kissing his dog.
Skills.
He brought his attention to her however, once she started to kick him out.
"No way. You have to take the shock thingy off first. If I step into the apartment I'll get shocked with God knows how many bolts of electricity."
That was how you knew he was a criminal mastermind. He was observant as hell. What made him even more dangerous, he seemed like an idiot. Mikey had been paying attention to the way Yevette moved the dial, so he new he could only move 20 feet away from her right now instead of the two miles. Moreover, the room was exactly 2o feet away, he had picked that up too. And more importantly, he remembered and put into effect his observations.
"And can I get some clothes?" It sounded more like an order, but you could tell Mike thought it threw a second later. "Pretty please? I need some clothes otherwise I'll get thrown of the street for this orange jumpsuit."
He looked at her, one eyebrow raising quickly. "You should probably eat some chocolate ice cream, you smell sad."
He was literally smelling the chemicals in Yevette's brain.
Not even a real dog could do that.
"Can we go get ice cream together?" It was more I want ice cream and I want to explore but I'm not getting electrocuted so you have to come with me.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:07 pm
уσυ, αℓωαуѕ яιgнт вєѕι∂є мє. ηєνєя ℓєανιηg уσυя ρσѕт, уσυ αℓωαуѕ ƒιη∂ мє ιη тнє єη∂. αη∂ ηєνєя ѕтσρ тσ вιт¢н αвσυт тнє ραѕт,ι ƒєℓт ѕσ ѕυѕρι¢ισυѕ ƒяσм тнє ѕтαят, му єуєѕ ¢σνєяє∂ υρ. ι'м вℓιη∂ƒσℓ∂є∂, α ℓσѕт ѕσυℓ, вυт ι ƒσυη∂ му ωαу тняσυgн тнє мєѕѕ уσυ мα∂є. тιмєѕ υρ αη∂ ιт'ѕ тιмє тσ ραу. ℓιкє α тι¢кιηg вσмв, αвσυт тσ вℓσω αηутιмє.уσυ'яє вα∂ ηєωѕ, αη∂ уσυ'νє ¢яσѕѕє∂ тнє ℓιηє. '¢αυѕє тнє ωσяℓ∂ ∂ση'т ηєє∂ α ƒσσℓ ℓιкє уσυ, вυт ι'м ρℓαηηιηg тσ ѕтαу, ι gσт ℓσтѕ тσ ∂σ. ѕσ вєƒσяє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє уσυя єуєѕ αη∂, тυяη συт ℓιgнт, тαкє α ℓσσк αgαιη, уσυ'ℓℓ ƒιη∂ συт ωнєяє уσυ мιgнт ∂ιє. Yvette sighed and shook her head, taking the remote and clearly setting the damn thing to 1 mile, showing it to him. "Go get ice cream on your own, I'm fine, and if you would have taken the time to look in your apartment you'll find all the basic necessities there." She turned and went into the kitchen where Miche- Dandelion's food and water dish sat, as well as walking around the apartment collecting all the half eaten toys and she walked back over to Micheal, literally dropping them into his arms without a second glance before bending down to scratch the dog affectionately behind the ear. "Bye bye boy." she said, hiding the actual sadness in her voice before standing up and looking at Micheal coley. "Now please get out of my apartment, I want to take a shower." No lie there, taking a shower always made her feel better.
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crayons 4 the color blind Vice Captain
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:29 pm
ι ¢συℓ∂'νє ƒσυη∂ α вєттєя ωαу ----------------------------xxxxxxxxx☠You know I never should have stayedxxxxxι ¢συℓ∂'νє ѕαι∂ тнє тнιηgѕ тнαт ι вєℓιєνє∂ ωєяє ωяσηgxxxxxxxxx☠You know you're wrongxxxxxησω уσυ'яє ѕαуιηg тнαт ιт'ѕ ℓαтєxxxxxxxxx☠It doesn't matter what I sayxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxѕσ ησω ι'м ƒєєℓιηg ℓιкє α ѕℓανє xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I'm locked away inside this gravexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxαη∂ ησω ι'м нσριηg ƒσя α ωαу ι ¢αη вє ѕανє∂xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠I can be savedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω тнαт тнєяє ωιℓℓ ¢σмє α ∂αуxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx☠When I'm just gonna have to changexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxуσυ кησω уσυ'яє נυѕт αησтнєя σηє σƒ му мιѕтαкєѕ Well then, he'd go! He'd get his own ice cream and-wait.
If he was out alone, by himself, in normal clothes, he could meet some chick, and ******** her.
SCORE!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, Mikey was all smiled and rainbows! "Fine, okay, here." He gave her back all the toys.
"You take keep him company while I go get ice cream!" God now he was excited, clearly too excited.
But he had been waiting to get laid for two years! No sex had been SO hard, and he had refused to engage in anything homosexual, even though people had attempted to rape him multiple times!
Damn prison!
Faster than than the blink of an eye Mike was standing in front of his new apartment.
Which wasn't a penthouse, sadly. Once inside he took the time to run over the apartment.
Well he didn't have time to move in! He had a girl to ********! Which meant he needed to get the ******** out of this prison uniform! As he threw open his drawers he realized, some of his old, expensive clothes were here.
Ooh, and some of the reeked of chemicals. They had probably tested them or some s**t. But honestly Mikey wasn't going to complain, he got clothes he actually liked back, there was absolutely no downside.
Quickly changing, Mikey realized, he didn't have any money...which he needed to buy ice cream. Whatever he could just pick pocket some unsuspecting victim and nobody would ever know.
And then something hit him really ******** hard.
He wasn't wearing his costume, girls wouldn't let him ******** them five minutes after he met them!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait, prostitution! But that was in the red light district! And he had this damned bracelet!
But wait! There was such a thing as a call girl! Which he needed a phone for, which he could use a pay phone for!
Hahahaha!
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