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DecoyOctopus

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:50 pm


Why are you doing this in public.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:44 am


DecoyOctopus
Why are you doing this in public.
It is Ireland.


Lubas


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Alexaandraa

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:51 am


DecoyOctopus
Why are you doing this in public.

everybody does it, gawd get with the program.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:20 am


Diuy
Zetsubou Hiei
Diuy
Also, meaningful relationships don't start out with a handjob and a "poke." Just if you were wondering.

Where in the hell did she say she was looking for a relationship? She's just looking for a hook-up; come the ******** off it.


Sorry, just trying to preserve a sense of decency among people who are the same age as me. Casual sex doesn't agree with me too much, I feel if you disconnect too much emotion from it you'll never really enjoy it to the extent it can be.
Whoawhoawhoa. I didn't see this. Totally ******** wrong.

Great Scoot


Ythan II
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:32 am


Kyoki Kitsune
NO NO NO NO NO.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:34 am


Honestly, this just all around sounds like a shitty idea. Wacking off some ******** in public isn't the sleaziest thing I've heard of, (or done, lol) but it's up there.

If you're this worried about it, you're probably going to regret it later, and I'd recommend you just back out.

If you want to do it anyway, just throw a rubber on him and use it to jerk him off. Just get one lubricated with spermacide, and it tastes nasty so you can use that excuse if he wants oral, plus it'll keep him from getting friction burn on his d**k.

Don't squeeze too hard, but make sure you use steady pressure. Think of it as a handshake. You don't want to squeeze too hard, but you don't want to have a weak grip either.

Xiporah


Great Scoot

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:39 am


Ythan II
Kyoki Kitsune
NO NO NO NO NO.
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Xippy: That's actually pretty well put. I just can't imagine that everyone should find their method themselves. I'd think it works better if they do.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:15 pm


Kyoki whats with you and supporting/promoting promiscuous sex. neutral
K whatever, sure, if you're 25 it might be fun and maybe you'll even end up with syphilis, but maybe a 16 year old should not do such things.

Streetlight Fights


Great Scoot

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:11 pm


Streetlight Fights
Kyoki whats with you and supporting/promoting promiscuous sex. neutral
K whatever, sure, if you're 25 it might be fun and maybe you'll even end up with syphilis, but maybe a 16 year old should not do such things.
What's wrong with being okay with sleeping around? It's her business. She may be 16 (Which I didn't think about earlier), but it's as much my choice to sleep around as it is yours not to.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:11 pm


Kyoki Kitsune
Diuy
Zetsubou Hiei
Diuy
Also, meaningful relationships don't start out with a handjob and a "poke." Just if you were wondering.

Where in the hell did she say she was looking for a relationship? She's just looking for a hook-up; come the ******** off it.


Sorry, just trying to preserve a sense of decency among people who are the same age as me. Casual sex doesn't agree with me too much, I feel if you disconnect too much emotion from it you'll never really enjoy it to the extent it can be.
Whoawhoawhoa. I didn't see this. Totally ******** wrong.


Chill out, that's my opinion, it can't be wrong. I know that it's different for some people, but I want my sexuality to remain within loving relationships. I have no problem with others who choose casual sex. I'm fine if she wants to do it later in her life, but 16 isn't really the age at which she should be participating in such activities.

Diuy


DecoyOctopus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:28 pm


Why does anyone want a handjob at a club?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:54 pm


To make their parents proud

Daniclone_23


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O.G. Lover

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:18 am


LSG is about judging people.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:41 am


JUDGE THE NONBELIEVER

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:20 pm


should and shouldn't are really terrible words.
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