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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:00 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:18 am
Lily_Kuu_Chan Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:38 am
xandersnape Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:12 am
Sanjikoba Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:03 am
Rusty Muffin Sanjikoba Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:15 pm
The Story Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:09 am
MetalHead76 The Story Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:28 am
xandersnape MetalHead76 The Story Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:21 am
Oosaji Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:04 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:45 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:45 am
blackberry_fool Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:22 pm
xandersnape blackberry_fool Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was denied the privelege of walking on peoples feet. She choked on a piece of rice and died with chopsticks still gripped in her pudgy little hands. The people who ran towards her decided to go catch a movie because movies are cool
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