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 Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:03 am
well one of the grad students was directing one of my choirs first semester and we were learning "Havanetze Bimachol" or how ever you spell it but since we have a quite a few ppl from the south in our choir, some of the people werent pronouncing the words right so she shouted at us "It's not 'Have a Nancy Be My Hoe!'" we couldnt sing for the rest of the class.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:33 pm
During a region choir clinic, our clinician said, "sing like blondes." xD
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:13 pm
We would never smile when we were on stage, so our director somehow came up with this phrase to make us smile.
Don't make me take out my flying monkeys!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
On our last concert of the year, she bourght a picture of a flying monkey!
4laugh rofl 4laugh rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:03 am
i love your siggy
I heart HEART heart PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:26 pm
We had a song named gaudeaumus hodei
And so we changed it to "God ate a moose"
And, well, there was this guy named adam, who's nickname was moose.
So then it was "God ate Adam"
Good times, good times.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:40 pm
When my director was presenting me with the choir letter, for those who had been in choir for two years of highschool, he forgot my name. Other people had to whisper it to him, and it was amusing watching him just freeze in front of the whole audience.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:58 pm
During our winter concert I was late 'cause I had a dance performance that night too. So I come running as their getting ready to go on for our last song so I'm yelling "Tell her to stall!" and the director comes out and says "stall?" and I'm saying "yes stall!!!!" because I had to change into another outfit. it was hilarious cause I came running in in heels and a long black choir dress at about 20 m/h.
In 8th grade my choir went to Kings Dominion for our choir trip so we're on our way home and JT and his girlfriend are all over eachother behind me and then everyone hears a huge smack sound, as it turned out my friend, Holly, had slapped on the back as she passed them so they would stop. The sound resonated through the bus and he screamed like a girl.
Also in 8th grade, a guy in my choir who's really annoying, Allain, decided to try and attack Holly during our christmas party and he came runing at her and all she did was lift her leg up to waist height and he ran into it and fell on the floor twitching in pain because it caught him right in the stomach. We were all standing there laughing our heads off even our old director, Mr. Lupton, was laughing.
That's all I can remember for now.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:23 pm
My school's Alma Mater has the same starting notes as our Parting Blessing song, which is very soft and quiet. We sing both of them A Capella. Our director had us stand and we were going to sing A Parting Blessing, but apparently Sammy didn't hear. Now, Sammy is your traditional strong black tenor. His voice makes me heart Anyway, the first line of our Alma Mater is "Hail to thee, our Alma Mater". But, we're in the south. So McConnell goes to bring us in, and the rest of us start out really quiet, but Sammy belts out "HELL" and then realizes that he's singing the wrong song. McConnell let class out after that, because he knew that there was no way we could have kept going after that.
At the beginning of the semester we had a few new members (and some that just got back from an Italy exchange), so we had to introduce ourselves, say where we were from, and something interesting about ourselves. I said that I didn't like shoes (which I don't). Aileen, two people down from me, said that she hates feet. Courtney looks back and forth between us and says "Okay, we'll make sure to keep you two seperated."
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:05 pm
one time we wouldn't shut up because there was a dance that night and the teacher left the room...and came back with her hands behind her back. she then walked to the center of the room and whipped out a 2ft long solid pewter sword and pointed it at us. we shut up. and then she started talking about Charmed, which is a tv show about witches neutral
...i have no idea
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:24 pm
HermioneTwin During our winter concert I was late 'cause I had a dance performance that night too. So I come running as their getting ready to go on for our last song so I'm yelling "Tell her to stall!" and the director comes out and says "stall?" and I'm saying "yes stall!!!!" because I had to change into another outfit. it was hilarious cause I came running in in heels and a long black choir dress at about 20 m/h.
In 8th grade my choir went to Kings Dominion for our choir trip so we're on our way home and JT and his girlfriend are all over eachother behind me and then everyone hears a huge smack sound, as it turned out my friend, Holly, had slapped on the back as she passed them so they would stop. The sound resonated through the bus and he screamed like a girl.
Also in 8th grade, a guy in my choir who's really annoying, Allain, decided to try and attack Holly during our christmas party and he came runing at her and all she did was lift her leg up to waist height and he ran into it and fell on the floor twitching in pain because it caught him right in the stomach. We were all standing there laughing our heads off even our old director, Mr. Lupton, was laughing.
That's all I can remember for now.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:11 pm
Ave_Maria HermioneTwin During our winter concert I was late 'cause I had a dance performance that night too. So I come running as their getting ready to go on for our last song so I'm yelling "Tell her to stall!" and the director comes out and says "stall?" and I'm saying "yes stall!!!!" because I had to change into another outfit. it was hilarious cause I came running in in heels and a long black choir dress at about 20 m/h.
In 8th grade my choir went to Kings Dominion for our choir trip so we're on our way home and JT and his girlfriend are all over eachother behind me and then everyone hears a huge smack sound, as it turned out my friend, Holly, had slapped on the back as she passed them so they would stop. The sound resonated through the bus and he screamed like a girl.
Also in 8th grade, a guy in my choir who's really annoying, Allain, decided to try and attack Holly during our christmas party and he came runing at her and all she did was lift her leg up to waist height and he ran into it and fell on the floor twitching in pain because it caught him right in the stomach. We were all standing there laughing our heads off even our old director, Mr. Lupton, was laughing.
That's all I can remember for now. I'm sorry....jeez.....it was still funny as hell.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:01 pm
The band and orchestra kids were at band or orchestra, so it was just us cool, choir-only kids. Mr. Haugen is writing something down, and all of a sudden I hear, yelled across the room, "YOUR MOM'S A SLUT!!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:25 am
We had a tenor's voice crack, and then two of them started arguing over which one it was (a total "it was you" "no, it was you" conversation)... and then finally we started up in the song again, and it stopped for a quick suggestion from the director, and the tenor stepped out shouting "OKAY OKAY! It was MY voice that cracked! I am... ASHAMED!" XD;;
There was this one time where our director shoved the whole choir (about 68 people) into this tiny stair well at our school, closed the doors, and made us sing one of our songs. It was tight in there ._.
Right after that he brought us into the gym, and made us spread out so there was 5 feet between yourself and any other singers. It was sad ^^;;;
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:45 am
Ou! ou! This is a band class thing but at the same time it's funny and choir-related xd xd
Our director, who is also the band conductor, picked a song for the band this year... where half the band has to sing. Half of them never having sung (properly) in their entire lives. I can't wait for this song to kick off cool (I don't have to sing, though, because I'm in percussion, so I need to play a BIIIIIGG drum)
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:21 pm
One of my brother's friends who was in choir last year was always high from choir performances and crazy and hyper because of it. so they always joked around about him being high on L S D. LOVE SINGING AND DANCING!!!!! it was sooo funny.
In choir we have it split into three. Saprano 1, Saparno2/Alto1, and Alto 2. (we r an all girls choir). so my choir director got tired of saying saprano2alto1 in order to refer to them. so he started calling them Sapralto. so now everyone just says sapralto. it's funny cuz when mr.jennings tells us who should be singing he says "ok, lets have the Sapranos, Sapralto, and Altos all sing. " lol
The choir director for my school was Ms. Rago for the past 30 years. so she just retired and they are going to rename the audotorim after her. it is now the Ragotorium. lol
Our choreographer told us a story about how she had to potty train a dog named Batman. Her other dog, ben, took 5 months to get trained. and Batman took 2 days. so she was trying to get us to learn to say quite, so she said "Everyone has to be like Batman!" it was soo funny. lol
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