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 Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:02 pm
xd
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi !
You: ....
You: tonight....
You: you...
You: -points at you ominously-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:11 pm
Stranger: indian girl??
You: ?
You: badger whore?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:14 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .....
You: awkward....
Stranger: what?
You: silence
Stranger: yeah lol
You: well...u have sufficiently made me feel uncomfortable....so...
You: -leaps from overpass to avoid conversation with you-
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:20 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ......
You: uh...
Stranger: yeah..
You: u doing something perverse or something?
Stranger: yeaapp..
You: omg...ur getting off to this conversation aren't you?
Stranger: yeao
You: you sicken me...
You: -vomits on you-
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:25 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: if ur gonna talk about ur p***s, i really don't wanna hear it...
Stranger: i dont wanna talk about p***s
You: good...
Stranger: yeah so whats up?
You: nothing...
You: tis why i;m here
Stranger: lol haha
You: yeah
You: .....
Stranger: i am bored to lol
Stranger: can u send me a pic of u?
Stranger: like not a naked one
You: i'm gonna go ram my head into a toaster now and drown myself in the toilet...
You: you make me that uncomfortable
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:54 pm
Animoil16 did my two favorite, lol. The gay ostrich one and the long 25-year-old one. I laughed so hard on that one blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:44 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: Chello
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: absolutely horrible...
Stranger: me too actually
You: Did an ostrich eat your pickles too?
Stranger: not only my pickles but my artichokes that i was saving up for next year.
You: I'm dead serious...I was on a safari for my honeymoon & an ostrich ate my pickles
Stranger: who knew they had an inclination towards pickles?
You: I know! Right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hii
Stranger: m/f
You: Both
Stranger: o s**t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: 18, both, the moon
Stranger: fck up u stupid bastrd
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sorry i forgot to shave yesterday
Stranger: hey babe
You: Hey sexy, that's alright...I love my women hairy
Stranger: mm i knew you were a keeper
You: A keeper?
You: That's not my quidditch position! I'm the seeker! How could you have FORGOTTEN!?!?
Stranger: gosh, dear, i'm awfully sorry. you're certainly the leading man in my life and the game, if you know what i mean.
You: But...I'm a woman...
You: How could you have forgotten!?!?
Stranger: little details seem to slip my mind, sorry love
Stranger: the outside isn't whats important, its whats on the inside
You: Well then, you'll be happy to know I'm pregnant!
Stranger: oooh a little baby! who is the father?
You: I...thought you were...
You: OMG! I'm so confused!!!
You: What do i do?
Stranger: uh oh.
You: WHAT DO I DO!?!?
Stranger: major confusion here.
Stranger: take a dna test
Stranger: ?
You: Forget that...I'm gonna go jump in traffic
Stranger: but no! the baby!
Stranger: its not his/her fault!
You: It's ok...we'll both go to Heaven & be beautiful angels
Stranger: look over me!
You: Forever & Always Steve...goodbye!
You have disconnected
I love this! rofl
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:31 am
Lmbo! This thread is too funny! xD I must try this out! twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:12 pm
Whenever people ask my friend "ASL?" on Omegle (which is a lot of the time), he puts the number of days he's been alive, XY chromosome, and his geographical coordinates according to google earth.
He's really awesome.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:13 pm
Stranger: horny girl?
You: u wish...
You: otaku...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are u hoeny or not?
Stranger: horny?
You: if i was, u just killed the moment...
Stranger: razz
Stranger: i ll ******** u razz
You: u can go die now...
You: u just lost the game
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:41 pm
so...someone wanted to just type random spam...
Talk to strangers!
5043 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: he'lllllo9
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Stranger: nlkasjdf'
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Stranger: hdfklajsdf
Stranger: ]sdf;kjsdhf;'s
Stranger: f[isd'f[ij
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Stranger: f[hf
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Stranger: dhfs
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Stranger: sjhf
Stranger: ahsf
Stranger: as[js
Stranger: hs'dfasdfjhfj
Stranger: sfhsdff
Stranger: sdhfg
You: **ERROR: YOUR CONVERSATIONAL PARTNER DID NOT WANT TO CHAT WITH YOU DUE TO REPORTS OF YOUR PRIOR ACTS OF YOUR SEXUAL PERVERSION**
Stranger: hgsd;ljgas'hdjs
Stranger: dfj
Stranger: wtf freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
works every time
...asshat
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:45 pm
Stranger: hy
You: STRANGER DANGER!!
You: MACE IN FACE!!
Stranger: ARE YOU CRAZY ??????????????????????????????
Stranger: SINTING LU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: horny?
You: Like a rhino or a dino or something?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: ...They're coming...
Stranger: and im leaving
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: 16,male,brazil here
You: ***** here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Eww... a *****: im 17 lol
You: A young *****: Mace in Face!!
Stranger: aww my eyes!!!!
You: Run away!!!!
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:50 pm
Mohawk Dog Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Eww... a *****: im 17 lol You: A young *****: Mace in Face!! Stranger: aww my eyes!!!! You: Run away!!!! You have disconnected.lol! for some reason, people don't think that teenagers can be *****... rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:23 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: IT DIDNT HAPPEN
NO
WAY
Stranger: what?
You: IM FOAMING AT THE MOATH
'CAUS
You: IT
You: DIDNT
You: HAPPEN.
Stranger: /______________________________/____
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__________.__C____)_. you __(_(____>__|__/
_______/_|___C_____)/_just ___(_____>__|_/
______/_/|___C_____)_lost the__|__(___>___/__
_____|___(___C_____)__game__/__//___/_/_____
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You: GRAGGGGH -grabs suitcase and leaves-
You have disconnected.
lolz!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:30 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: ....They're coming.....
Stranger: WHO?
Stranger: THE GERMANS?
You: YEAH
Stranger: but,, but,, whyyy/
You: PACK YOUR SUITCASE AND LEAVE.
Stranger: I think it's too late!
Stranger: Just, don't cry for me and take care of my baby!
You: B-But!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I seriously lol'd at this. xD
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