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 Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:36 pm
Sir Lawl alot This is one I made up my self. Hey, girl. The first law of gravitational pull states that you are indeed attracted to me. Physics always attracts chicks cool . hawt.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:03 pm
Hi, my name is [ input name here ], and I'd like to do you! ;D
[ Walk up to a table and shake it ]
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:12 am
I can't pick up Wolffe! xD <3
OMG! Did you hurt yourself badly? You look like a fallen angel xD
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:58 pm
You can't pick me up?
Oh baby, I know you can do better than that! ;D
<3
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:41 am
Ezekiel Wolffe You can't pick me up?
Oh baby, I know you can do better than that! ;D
<3 I already picked you up ;D
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:21 pm
Made one up randomly in Target today.
rofl
You and coffee got something in common- you both need a big label reading: "CAUTION- HOT!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:58 pm
Hey. Im pretty, your pretty. Lets kiss. whee
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:27 am
I heard the best one! Its funnier if you see it though
*wag finger to come closer*
If I can make you come with one finger, think what I could do with all of them.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:15 pm
Yumi The Strange Ezekiel Wolffe You can't pick me up?
Oh baby, I know you can do better than that! ;D
<3 I already picked you up ;D
<3
@Raz: WIN!! xD
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