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 Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:39 am
KeJoRo's mouth which is currently 1.3 feet away from the rest of his head and 4 feet from his body: Crap...
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:49 pm
-Picks up mouth-
You acquire wepon.
KeJoRo's Mouth!
Da na Na NA!
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:42 am
New item description: KeJoRo's Mouth
lass: Weapon
Type: Melee-Physical. 100 att power, 15 def power. +2 chr.
Special: Sometimes activates a rare special attack: KeJoRo's Useless Knowledge - Spouts random useless facts that both enlighten and bore. User gains +1 int permanently. Enemy gains +1 int until end of battle. Enemy aquires status effect: sleep.
Extra information: The mouth of the legendary, semi-sane battalion leader, KeJoRo. Interestingly, the lips, jaw and teeth are stil intact and in perfect form. It is able to deliver a vicious bite to opponents with a high attack strenght, but, since it is only a small weapon, it has very low defensive capabilities. It occassionally magically come to life and begins to speek, spouting the inane babble that its previous owner did when he was alive. It attempts to tell all who will listen about the useless intricacies of life (an example being: did you know that if you ate a polar bear's liver, you would die of a vitamin A overdose?).
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:16 am
What a long way to say "I can and will bite you"
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:20 am
But then you don't get all of that non-essential information!
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:08 am
lol, true, but rather boring to read.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:23 am
Hmm...
"I can and will bite you! Now with added side-information!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:50 pm
lol. much more interesting
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:32 pm
Aha! Now I have perfected my superamazingweaponthingamybob!
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:57 pm
New Item Description: Rainbow Unicorn Horn
Lass: Weapon
Type: Magic-Physical. 250 att power, 20 def power, +10 chr.
Special: Activates two attacks: Slash and Stab. Slash: Causes 20 damage to enemy. Stab: Causes a giant gapping hole in enemy.
Extra Information: It came from the head of a rainbow unicorn pony.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:00 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:11 pm
can i sleep in the corner
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:14 pm
Sure, knock yourself out. Though I need to find a new weapon...
*Looks at eva*
Yeah, you go to sleep...I'll think of a weapon while you're asleep...
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:22 pm
....watsz the weopon for?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:24 pm
Nothing...nothing...you just go back to sleep...<.<
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