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 Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:55 pm
This is Soooo awesome you's better read it or you'll go the rest of your life regretting it!
BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN
You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture are the words:
"Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."
Pretty grim situation, right? But let's revise things a bit. We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image and edit it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot.
Next, we rewrite the text:
"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."
^.^ Isn't that the most ingenius thing you've ever read in your entire life??
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:57 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:08 pm
Top Ten Things to Do While Giving Blood.
10. Watch the bag fill.
9. Hyperventilate.
8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it.
7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people).
6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out.
5. While they're not looking, substitute a bag of orange liquid and complain they gave you too much Tang.
4. Insist that you want to give 2 pints.
3. Faint.
2. Tell them you saw the bag twitch.
1. Yell, "Hey, you used that needle on the last guy!"
Yet again I read this somewhere and thopught is was really funny! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:02 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:27 am
Mmm cheesy grits for breakfast....
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:24 am
i'mma hungry for cheez-its D:
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:07 pm
Mmmm I love superbowls!My mum makes all these dipssnacks or at least buys a bunch! Mmm
Who dat?Who Dat?Who dat say they gonna beat 'dem Saints??
Go Saints!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:41 pm
XD lawls i'm not a big sports fan.....plz dun kill meh ._.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:43 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:19 am
Amaterasufox XD lawls i'm not a big sports fan.....plz dun kill meh ._. haha I'm not that big of a sports fan either, but my dad is a huge fan of football particularly the Saints. mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:23 am
I'm kinda cold at the moment....
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:23 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:44 am
I like the smell of pools at hotels....
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