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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:03 pm
Mena rolls her eyes and grabs Prancs arm I still need rest, boy. Now lay your a** down and sleep...QUIETLY. The dagger flashes in the moon light as she speaks.
Crazy b*****d...
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:10 pm
WELL HOW THE HELL DO YOU SLEEP WHEN ITS JUST HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP ALL NIGHT? THOSE BASTARDS DONT EVEN LAUGH, THEY JUST HOP ON YOU UNTIL YOU GO INSANE. Pranc raves on incoherently then pouts and throws himself into the couch and lays where he falls.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:12 pm
Mena strides back to her bed He will tire himself out soon...obviously he is delirious with his own insanity. That has to wear a person out.
She lays down and eventually falls about to sleep.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:15 pm
Pranc wakes up on the ground, and wobbles onto his feet. OOOOOOOOKAY I SAID WE WERE GOING NORTH, SO LETS GO NORTH! OH YOUR FEET SOLDIER! You have ten minutes, or I'll go without you!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:17 pm
Mena covers her head with a pillow Five more minutes you evil little nazi. She nuzzles the pillow and falls back asleep.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:22 pm
Pranc rolls his eyes and grabs Mena's knife and leaves the tent. HEY LADY, IF YOU WANT YOUR KNIFE THEN YOU'LL FIND ME SOUTH OF THE VILLAGE, WE'RE GOING SOUTH.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:26 pm
Oh for God's sake... Mena gets out of bed, cursing Pranc under her breath. She gathers her satchel, bow and arrows. She takes a brief last look about her cottage, and leaves.
She see's Pranc wobbling about not far ahead of her Hey wait for me, and your going east...
Which was the first direction you mentioned in your many rants.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:31 pm
Pranc stares at Mena. Your hair sucks. He gives her the knife and marches ahead. OH! Pranc takes a piece of paper out of his pocket. See, I drew a straight line with an arrow on it, As long as the arrow is pointing in front of you we are going north! Alright, let plan Awesome begin!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:34 pm
Mena gaps at Pranc My hair is beautiful...stupid. She snatches the paper away from Pranc. Oh no, now how will we know if we are going up? Mena laughs and dances in a circle.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:39 pm
I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before... I know we just met but I think I have to tell you... See.... I'm actually kind of bad with directions. So, um if you could maybe walk ahead.. Pranc puts his head down in shame. Ok, there was no reason to tell her that, we would have been perfectly fine, I mean we dont even have a destination yet, I could have just pretended whatever happened I meant to do.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:48 pm
Mena gives Pranc a slight smile Its ok, I knew you didnt know. You can be the entertainment and I will do the rest. Deal?
Mena walks past Pranc, giving him a slight pat on his back. Poor kid didnt think this out at all.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:56 pm
Kaaaaaaay. Pranc follows Mena. Alright, we need a bear attack or something awesome. Dude, we should like, find someone and rob them, or beat him up or something. Walking in a straight line is booooooooooring. I'd settle for walking in a zigzag pattern.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:59 pm
Mena grins How about you learn how to hunt? She hands him her bow and arrows, plops down by a tree and laughs. I would like a rabbit, they are easy kills and skins. Now off with you.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:22 pm
Yay, working is fun. How stupid, if I could hunt I wouldn't have dragged you along, cept I need you for the whole voices in my head fiasco.. Pranc wanders around and spots a fox. Pranc struggles to get the arrow pulled back on the bowstring correctly and fires. The shot goes about 10 feet over the tiny creature, who flees after the shot. Psh, fine I wanted one of those b*****d hoppers anyways. After an hour he finds one and stares it down. I'll triple my odds by using three arrows at once... He manages to hold three arrows loosely and pull the bowstring back a little and fights. The arrows fly in three sepereate directions, none of which were within even 15 degrees of the rabbit.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:27 pm
Mena sits at the base of the tree for awhile Where the hell is he? It doesnt take this long to kill a damned rabbit. Bet I have to do this, wants to learn my a**. Probably sitting in a tree eating bark somewhere...
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