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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:36 pm
 "Deal's a deal dude."
Chris smirked, handing over his megaphone. Really? It'd be rather hilarious to watch Chef yell at campers through it. Maybe he'd make use of the device before Chris had to leave.
"This is just awesome Chef-man!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:39 pm
"Thankie!" Chef accepted the microphone, plots already bouncing around in his head. Man, if the campers thought he was loud now... Moooahahaha!
"Heh heh! Beats the last couple of challenges by far, man! We need to do more like this, 'sept not exactly like it, y'know?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:59 pm
"No prob dude!"
Chris' tail was wagging quite happily again.
"Well...like this as in us sitting here relaxing and enjoying the drama, but not like it as in the campers are doing some other crazy stunt. Right?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:02 pm
"Right man," Chef agreed, leaning back in his chair. "The gators seem ta be havin' a good time of it. Maybe we should get the sharks in on it too? Well," he paused, then indicated Lucifer, "Maybe after that'un's shark is on union break, heh heh."
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:08 pm
"Yeahhh....gotta watch that one's shark dude. Though the gators might get jealous. Sharks had their run with the first challenge, ya know?"
Chris reached up, scratching at one of his ears.
"I got an urge to do some kinda...canyon tight-rope thing dude. Could be pretty amusing..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:12 pm
 Lirina watched, away from the riverside, sketching out the other campers' tragic paths in her notebook. The trading off of some object between the Chef and the Host momentarily drew her attention away from her musing, but it returned quickly again, if only a bit tainted now with previous thoughts on the two. The small maps were tattooed with doodles and notes -- alternate ideas on how to cross the river and a few conjectures on camp relations.
'Possibly homosexual. Must investigate further.'
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:14 pm
"Weeeell man," Chef scratched his head, "Actually, ah was kinda thinkin about usin the gators again... the ones towards the other side haven't had a chance ta play, y'know?"
He snickered. "Canyon tight-rope while gettin' water balloons or seagulls fired at'em? That could be fun. Oooh, we can also stick 'parachutes' on their backs!" ...the way he said 'parachutes' doesn't sound too good.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:25 pm
"Hey, I'm always up for using the gators dude. Lots of bitey teeth means lots of fuuuun footage for me."
And oh man did he love pouring over dangerous challenge footage. Sometimes, it was almost a -shame- some of it had to be cut out of the show.
"Yes! The seagull gun could use a workout..."
Chris smirked, thoughts drifting to just how many awesome guns he could pull out for such a challenge.
"Parachutes?..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:34 pm
"Gooood," Chef purred, finishing his drink and setting it aside so he could do the finger-tapping that evil villains do when plotting something disastrous. "Mmm, in that cause ah could warm up the seagull gun too, and maybe get some beavers..."
He trailed off, then snapped back to attention. "Y'know! Parachutes! Ones like the interns tried to use and failed when we tested out this season's cliff jump." Not that it needed testing or anything. Chef just wanted to see someone else be forced off the cliff, heehee!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:41 pm
"...you aren't gonna shoot any beavers out of guns are you dude?"
Seagulls were one thing. Beavers? Just....n-no. Can't be firing those out of dangerous guns. Though, now that he thought about it, no seagulls had been harmed with that gun. Just campers.
"Ohhh THOSE kinds of parachutes. That works dude!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:44 pm
"Naw man. Ah'd need a giant slingshot for those." Chef shook his head. "Well, ah was thinkin about adding in beavers..." He dropped his voice and explained it to Chris, gesturing with his hands for emphasis. Huh. Sounded like they were talking about another challenge...
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:49 pm
Hrm...beavers sounded safe. That was all that really mattered! Afterall, who cared if the campers were safe?
The host nodded along, seemingly going along with this suggestion. ...Man campers, if you thought this challenge was bad...
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:54 pm
Chef finished, sitting back in his chair with a triumphant grin on his face. "That sound good, Chris-man?" He asked, "'cause it won't be up ta par with this'un, but..." He shrugged, "It'll at least give'em somethin to do when yer gone. Ah don't want'em under mah hat, y'know?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:01 pm
"Sounds good dude!"
Chris settled back into his own seat, grinning away. Really, when -both- of them looked that happy...it was pretty damn scary.
"Keeping em 'entertained' is always good. Gotta keep em in shape for when I get back, right?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:16 pm
"Heh heh heh! Of course man," Chef grinned, adding, "considering what the next challenge after that's gonna be... Heh heh heh. They're gonna need all the help they can get."
Hm. That doesn't sound too good. It may be advisable for campers to start writing up wills and last testaments, just in case...
"Hmph. They're still idling. How far doya think the next camper'll get? Ah bet they'll get smart and hit six steps a'fore takin a splash."
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