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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:33 pm
Sunbeam921 Quote: “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped. This made me laugh so hard. xD I know. You can tell she never actually read the books. o_O
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:38 pm
Ahh, good. No FailFanfic collection would be complete without this.
One of my friends came into the "OMG! Zelda" thread (where we usually hang out) one day and suddenly started going on about what was apparently the worst fanfiction ever. I said "can't be that bad". He linked me.
At first it was painful. Then it was funny. Then it was just outright depressing. and I ended up reading the whole thing Dx
*Trauma*
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:38 pm
Quote: Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?” WTF? D:
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:59 pm
There's more than one chapter of My Immortal?
Oh God. I must read it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:31 pm
"It was.............Dumbledore!"
LOLOLOLOLOL
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:43 pm
Hmmm... I read the first two parts, and then I skipped around a bit.. Does anyone know what 'gpffk' means? Quote: Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:43 pm
This person is... making me sad...
Goth is not just a fashion statement (Or at least, not the original...) and (i admit that i do shop at hot topic for gloves sometimes...) individuality is not bought from a store... the whole early goth/punk movement was an individuality statement. Basically, saying "screw you".
Gawd, i went weirdo for a second there...
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:48 pm
*gags chokesand dies by chapter 8 or so...*
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:52 pm
I... I tried... I really really really did try...
died by chapter 12.
I dunno by whut yet, but... I need... to read the books now...
I crave good stories now... I read FaCe ThE sTrAnGe and this... back to back...
FaCe ThE sTrAnGe wasn't as bad as this... at least it was funny...
This seems... so serious... it's scary... T___________T
I need hugs.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:21 pm
Oh Lord, this is great!!
I like how all these failfictions are about Harry Potter. "My Immortal" has it and Dally's got it. Everyone likes to mess with Hogywarts XD
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:47 pm
Quote: AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! HAHAHA.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:49 pm
Revanesque Quote: Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?” WTF? D: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? D=
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:00 pm
I read through chapter 11.
I just...I can't go on. Dx
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:41 pm
Well, I've read My Immortal all the way through once before. Here goes round two, for my favorite quotes! Here's from Chapters 1-22, so I don't make one massive post.Quote: Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. Quote: He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko. Quote: [...]and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. Quote: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. Quote: [...]the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) Quote: “What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. Quote: I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. Quote: I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times [...]Quote: Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. Quote: Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. Quote: WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Quote: Then…… he started coming! Quote: “What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. Quote: We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. Quote: He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. Quote: They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Quote: Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. Quote: They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.  Lolwut? Tell me I'm not the only one who thought of this.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:39 am
And now, for chapters 23-44.Quote: “You ******** bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to s**t next to her!1” Quote: He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. Quote: “OMFG Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. Quote: She peered into da balls. Quote: t was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111 Quote: Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket. Quote: Snap stated loafing meanly. Quote: “Not 2 far, lol.” I borked. Quote: In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Quote: “Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Quote: “Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” Quote: “No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax.” Quote: I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out. Quote: “Oh my fukking god!!!! Voldimort! Voldimort!” screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort’s. Quote: Snape ejaculated menacingly.
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