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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:12 pm
What is the absence of good health care? Pelicans following behind you down the beach.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:03 am
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What are 'Things in your pants that can be mistaken for fish or hotdogs."
A landfill in California.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:50 pm
What is El Segundo if you cleaned it up.
A self-calibrating stem bolt.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:55 am
What is-An adult orfice play toy conected to the energizer bunny? Stairway to heaven.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:47 pm
What is now the song stuck in my head? gonk
A tiger on a streetcar.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:37 pm
What illustration is on all boxes of Frosted Flakes sold in San Fransisco?
A Magnifying glass
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:11 pm
What is an ant's mortal enemy?
A purple wristband.
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:32 am
What is something that you should not put around a baby's neck?
A gorilla.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:07 pm
What Gene Simmons hasn't claimed to have sex with.
Banana Creme Pie.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:04 pm
What is something that you should NOT wear to do your banking biggrin
A ski mask
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:14 pm
spiderman106 What is something that you should NOT wear to do your banking biggrin You need to follow up with an answer
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:21 am
Here's a new one to get going again...
a sleeping cat
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:59 am
Camwen Here's a new one to get going again... a sleeping cat What is sometimes mistaken for a noisy speed bump while going for a midnight snack with the lights off in the middle of the night? rofl Hitchhiking
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:10 pm
Something one should never attempt without a towel.
mixed nuts
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:20 am
What do you find in a multicultural half-way house. rofl
Pig in a blanket
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