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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:41 am
(sorry if these have already been said, or there are similar ones, I didn't read all of the previous ones)
*Big Daddy comes up to Jack*
Big Daddy: Hello, you wouldn't happen to have the time, now would you?
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*Jack shoots at Big Daddy*
Big Daddy: Ow! Stop it! crying
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Little Sister: Look Mr Bubbles! I see an angel!
Jack: I'M THE DEVIL, BIATCH!! *harvests*
Big Daddy: Lolwut?
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Atlas: Hi, I would like to order a double pepperoni pizza please.
Jack: ...what?
Atlas: Oops, wrong frequency..
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Splicer: Dear God I'm sexy..
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:31 pm
Little Sister: Daddy?
Big Daddy: Yes pumpkin?
Little Sister: How come we never visit mommy?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:21 pm
Dr. Slikot: ~grabs a phone and calls Andrew Ryan~
Andrew Ryan: ~picks up phone after hearing it go off~ hello?
Dr.Slikot: Mr.Ryan why didnt you buy a island and use a radar system that wouldnt discover it?
Andrew Ryan: cause its impossible.
Dr.Slikot: what the crap! you built rapture and you said you did the impossible besides if we where on a island that had a disruptor that keeps people from knowing its there we wouldnt be spending money on oxygen and your scientists including me made bigdaddy's and plasmids was that impossible!
Andrew Ryan: disconnects call.
Dr.Slikot:im gonna kill him some day ~has a grumpy face~
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:00 pm
—¤÷(`[¤* *¤]´)÷¤—
Take me,
take me in your arms my love and rape me,
don't hide behind your rage
I know you love me,
and always will
—¤÷(`[¤* *¤]´)÷¤—
☆═━┈┈━═☆
Atlas: Would you kindly....
Jack: *Cuts him off* Why do you always say "Would you kindly..." with everything?
Atlas: Huh? Would you kin...
Jack: *cuts him off*See you're doing it again! Why?
Atlas: I don't understand....
Jack: *turns to a big daddy* Would you kindly drill his face in?
Big Daddy: Would you kindly leave me out of this. I have a little girl to take care of and I don't need her around junkies. *pats little sister's head*
Little Sister: Mister B, what does this do? *accidentally injects herself with a plasmid*
Big Daddy: scream
God damn it. Look what you did! Now she's gonna be a junkie like her mother!! This is no place for a kid to be.
Little Sister: Daddy I feel funny.
Jack: Yeah... who's idea was it to make these things injectables anyway. Why not pills or some drink?
Atlas: Would you kindly forget about that and get back on our original topic?
Jack: *sighs* I wish I had drowned...
☆═━┈┈━═☆
—¤÷(`[¤* *¤]´)÷¤—
you're my possession,
of that my love there really is no question,
don't hide behind your rage
I know you love me
and always will,
my better half it's true
has seen the darker side of you,
innocence stripped away,
at least I've the brighter fate...
—¤÷(`[¤* *¤]´)÷¤—
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 am
Public Announcement: "Tired of foes wasting ammunition on you that you can't use? Buy Fontain Futuristic's Solid Rounds, and everyone will be able to re-use the bullets you're shot with!"
Jack: "How come everybody in this game knows exactly who it is that has the 1000-adam-bounty on his head? Hell, I don't even know what I look like!"
Jack: "I knew getting chain tattoos to be unique was a bad Idea"
Jack: "What an itchy sweater"
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:49 pm
littlesister: Mr.Bubbles are you sleeping?
Mr.B: .........
littlesister: wake up Mr.B........Mr.B! ~starts shoving bodie~
~jack comes up searching for the big daddy he killed~
jack: theirs the bigdaddy i killed o hello little one
littlesister: you killed him i should stab you! ~starts hitting jack's leg
jack: ok this is odd.....~rescues littlesister~
littlesister: i will kill......~starts getting rescued~ you ~gets rescued~
littlesister: thank you thank you mister~runs away~
jack:........ awkward
ze end.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:23 pm
Actually, I can see this conversation happening.
Fontaine: Would you kindly go get stepped on by a big daddy?
Jack: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?
Fontaine: WOULD YOU KINDLY go get stepped on by a big daddy.
Jack: NO.
Fontaine: F**k this it isn't working.
Fontaine: Fine, if you won't dance to that tune I've got others. CODE YELLOW BIATCH!
Jack: WTF DID YOU JUST DO!!!?!?!
Fontaine: I told yer hart 2 stop beatin hahahhahaahaha.
Jack: YOU F**KING b*****d!!!!! scream
scream scream scream
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:36 pm
Atlas: Would you kindly..... Jack: *goes to shoot big daddy but is out of Eve* Atlas: Would you kindly, would you kindly, would you kindly, (Etc) JAck:  Atlas: Would you kindly (Still going FTW) Gamer:
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:38 pm
Eleanor: Look daddy it's you.
Subject Delta: I'M SO FRIKKEN SMALLL!!!!!!!1
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:04 pm
Little Sister: Aren't the lights pretty, Mr. B? I do love angels...
Tenenbaum: My poor Dears, all my poor Dears.
Little Sister: I hear they have all sorts of animals *pointing* up there, Mr. Bubbles. I hope some day I can go and see them. Fish are so boring.
Little Sister: Can you hear the singing, Mr. B? I think angels are near by!
Little Sister: Fish, fish, fish, are we ever see are fish.
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:23 pm
Ryan: Jack...I am your father. rofl
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:10 pm
Lol this is what i'm thinking...
Little sister: Lalalalala sucking out the blood
Random Splicer: Why hello there sunshine mrgreen
Big Daddy: GET AWAY YOU PEADO!!
Hahaa xD
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:26 pm
Gray_In_Ur_Pokitz Lol this is what i'm thinking... Little sister: Lalalalala sucking out the blood Random Splicer: Why hello there sunshine mrgreen Big Daddy: GET AWAY YOU PEADO!! Hahaa xD Big daddy is the p e d o....
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:49 pm
ChewbaccaBigSis Gray_In_Ur_Pokitz Lol this is what i'm thinking... Little sister: Lalalalala sucking out the blood Random Splicer: Why hello there sunshine mrgreen Big Daddy: GET AWAY YOU PEADO!! Hahaa xD Big daddy is the p e d o.... NO! He's the pimp!
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:11 pm
Splicer Gang Member: "Look Sir, droids!"
Splicer Gang Leader: *Facepalm*
Big Daddy: *Awkward grunting noise*
The two splicers stare at the Big Daddy
A piano falls from the ceiling and crushes the splicers
Big Daddy: *More noises*
Thumbs up
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