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 Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:45 pm
Granted, but now your in a the middle of a warzone with your intestines strung out all over the place with blood pouring from every orifice of your body as your continuously raped and mocked becuase you are raped with your best friend being your allied soldier who left you behind instead of saving you.
I wish I had a puppy.
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:46 pm
Granted, but it's got rabies and AIDS.
I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener. wait... >.<
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:04 pm
Shota the witch woman Granted, but it's got rabies and AIDS. I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener. wait... >.< Granted. But your MY oscar meyer wiener twisted (( O_0 I know right )) I wish... For a million dollars!
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:51 pm
Suicidesoldier#1 Shota the witch woman Granted, but it's got rabies and AIDS. I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener. wait... >.< Granted. But your MY oscar meyer wiener twisted (( O_0 I know right )) I wish... For a million dollars! Granted, but then the cops show up at your door because that SAME million dollars was stolen from a bank 5 minutes earlier and you get thrown in jail for it. ^.^ I wish to die.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:28 pm
You die, but just minutes before you die, you discover all the reasons you want to live, and feel like living again, knowing that the operation is irreversible until you finally die.
I wish I was at least 6'10 tall.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:39 am
I made you 610 feet tall, which made your head hit the ceiling, and while your still alive, you can feel your insides exploding finding no space to expand, compressing your body to mush (( biggrin ))
I wish i had a lifetimes supply of icecream...
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:07 am
Granted, and it's your favorite ice cream in the world, and the tastiest icecream you could ever have!
But it's all poisoned.
I wish I had... something.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:10 pm
Your something turns around and melts?
I wish a dead relative left me with 50 million dollars as an inheritance.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:34 pm
Granted. But it wasn't A dead relative, it was all your relatives. As a matter of fact, everyone died, on the whole planet. However, you were left with 50 million dollars.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:26 pm
Oooook.... youre girlfriend turns out to be the nicest person youve ever met
until a full moon came. she turned into a ravenous werewolf (with rabies to make it worse) and bites your arm, and then runs off. as you slowly die from the rabies you wonder where you went wrong...
I wish i could be a god of breakfast
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:08 pm
Granted. However, your a demigod with absolutely no powers and your forced to help everyone in their breakfast deeds, no matter how bad.
I wish I had a million gold, on gaia that is.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:16 pm
Suicidesoldier#1 You die, but just minutes before you die, you discover all the reasons you want to live, and feel like living again, knowing that the operation is irreversible until you finally die. I wish I was at least 6'10 tall.
Wish granted but then that gold turns out to be fileld with arsenic poisoning and you die a slow, painful death. Because it seeped from Gaia and into your computer.
I wish I was Freddie Mercury's lover.
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The Mysterious Gunslinger
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:03 pm
The Mysterious Gunslinger Suicidesoldier#1 You die, but just minutes before you die, you discover all the reasons you want to live, and feel like living again, knowing that the operation is irreversible until you finally die. I wish I was at least 6'10 tall.
Wish granted but then that gold turns out to be fileld with arsenic poisoning and you die a slow, painful death. Because it seeped from Gaia and into your computer.
I wish I was Freddie Mercury's lover.(You lie! I do want to be tall whee ) You are, but he's gay and beats you repeatedly for his hate of woman, and you contract AID's and HIV virus which is incurable. I wish for unlimited time at my control!
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:06 am
Suicidesoldier#1 Granted. But it wasn't A dead relative, it was all your relatives. As a matter of fact, everyone died, on the whole planet. However, you were left with 50 million dollars. I wish I had a girlfriend. lololol Granted but your girlfriend is me twisted Wow, i wouldn't want to be you lol Quote: I wish for unlimited time at my control. Granted, but time doesn't exist and is only a figment of our imaginations therefor you have control over unlimited nothing. I wish the Middle East would be turned into a parking lot.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:39 pm
Your wish is granted, turning the entire middle east into a giant cement desert. but the parking lot is converted to be a gigantic Ihop, serving cement pancakes to you FOREVER...
i wish i could adopt a rabid Llama dramallama
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