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Well, from the start, everyone is going to be sorted into teams. We've got the Whining Wolverines and the Loopy Lobos, right? We run a challenge for three days, to give the teams a chance to win the coveted Invincibility. And the losing team . . . . loses one of their players. Then we set up for the next challenge.

Pretty much. Most of our challenges are set up around superhero standards. Saving kitties from trees, , displays of strength and speed. We've got a couplke of Nerf brand Meteors that the teams will have to "save the Earth" from. And a scavenger hunt or two.

But the REAL fun is going to be watching all the drama between the players! I hope . . .

Anyway./ The prize is just . . . . money. 100,000 of it.

Well, we've got a few more days to take in players. I'm hoping to get a nice even 10, and we're a little short of that so far. But we're not dragging out too long. We should satart the show on July the fiirst.

*Wade ponders for a minute* Yeah! I'll give you exclusive news coverage, if you're willing to use one of my patented teleporters to get tioi thje island!

eek Wade blinks then nods* Right-o! Well, then. I'll see you . . . or Ms. Lane . . . later, then! Now, I have more preparations to make.

The music starts and an actiony theme kicks in.

Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Lana Lang, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.

Good evening, it's June 17th and this is Kapow Action News. All Nexus news, all the time.

Our top story is about a small event hosted by Wally West. Participants are supposed to draw the name of a fellow competitor and then produce homemade outfits of that person. Mr West calls this process "Tektek." Categories include heroic uniform, secret identity outfit, formal outfit, and silly outfit. Current competitors include Wally West, Dinah Lance, Roy Harper, Rachel Roth, and Wade Wilson. Everyone is invited to sign up...well except one person. An unnamed source has revealed to Kapow Action News that Chris Powell is on the banned list due to his horrendous taste in clothing. We'll follow the event as it develops.

Now our own Lois Lane is here to give a report on the status of Betty Ross Banner who has been sick the past few weeks. Lois?

As you can remember, Mrs Banner had been suffering what we have now found out is cancer due to overexposure to Gamma radiation and had been taking serums to combat it. Her husband was tweaking the serums to lessen unpleasant side effects and she had turned into something similar to the "She Hulk". Since that time, her husband has given her other versions of the serum. One of them caused her to turn feline. Shortly thereafter, she apparently contracted something called an LOL virus that caused her to talk in internet meme-type speech and crave cheeseburgers. At this point, Mr. Banner enlisted the help of Hank Mccoy. Upon administering the next serum, Mrs. Banner has turned into a computer program of sorts. Almost like a virtual version of herself, synthesized voice and all. Dr. Mccoy has installed a patch which has given her some abilities such as eating and drinking, a longer battery life, better speech and the ability to change her appearance. Mr. Mccoy is now working on a way to cure Mrs. Banner of her current state and possibly her cancer. We'll keep you updated as events warrant.

Lana, back to you!