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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
46
Total: 46 (1-100)
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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:06 pm
In days of old in a kingdom bold, there lived a fearsome dragon.
And the King he was in great distress and the countries spirits flagoned.
Until one day there came a knight, he was handsome, bold, and charming.
And he slew the dragon with his sword with a smile that was so disarming.
With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, a smile that was so disarming.
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
86
Total: 86 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:07 pm
Said the King I wish to know your name, but the knight said do not bother.
For the name of a knight of the realm says he, is the same as any other.
Said the King tonight in my daughter's bed you shall take your leisure.
And she'll reward you for your deed, with a night of exhausting pleasure.
With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, a night of exhausting pleasure.
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
74
Total: 74 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:09 pm
One daughter she had raven hair, a maiden young and chaste.
And she slept all night in the pale moonlight, naked to the waist.
The other daughter she was fair, the fairest in the town.
And she slept all night in the pale moonlight naked from her small waist down.
With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, naked from her small waist down.
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:10 pm
Well the knight he spends many hour behind the castle wall.
But the ending to my story dear, isn't what it seems at all.
For in neither bed of neither maid was he repaid for his glory.
But he slept all night with the King instead for this is a fairy story.
With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, for this is a Fairy story.
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
36
Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:11 pm
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
54
Total: 54 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:12 pm
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
44
Total: 44 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:13 pm
i canto stop! i need the Tamago!
I NEED TO FIGHT!
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
22
Total: 22 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:14 pm
i canto stop! i need the Tamago!
I NEED TO FIGHT!
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
57
Total: 57 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:14 pm
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:15 pm
i canto stop! i need the Tamago!
I NEED TO FIGHT!
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
24
Total: 24 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:15 pm
"Jedi Drinking Song" (Star Wars parody)
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:16 pm
i canto stop! i need the Tamago!
I NEED TO FIGHT!
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
78
Total: 78 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:16 pm
A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a bar stool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.
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Ren AQR rolled 1 100-sided dice:
34
Total: 34 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:17 pm
So we got on a star ship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whiskey, and don't give in to hate.
My training went on, and I'd drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.
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Hatake Hisagi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:18 pm
i canto stop! i need the Tamago!
I NEED TO FIGHT!
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