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 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:37 am
"STOP WANKING"
Referring to us complaining and totally unaware of it's British meaning. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:26 pm
well it's been almos two months since i've been out of school but the one i can remember the most is negative ghostrider and when he gets mad at or band (mainly the trumpets) the flutes tell him to go to his happy place. i'm only in going into 8th so there will probably be may more to come.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:40 pm
'again'
'louder,Sara(me,I'm a tuba)'
'softer trumpets'
'where is the melody'
'ready, tipony(sorry if its spelt wrong)'
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:22 pm
My bd says he's fat/old, then the class say your not fat/old, then he says we all get an A biggrin
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:22 pm
"fat man coming through"
"bad donkey"
"Okay, trumpets... lets turn the suck knobs down"
"Wendy, your going to be the one yelling comands because you have the most irritating voice in the band"
"I'm so proud of you guys! you know your fruits"
"I'm a band director, why would i have a $20?"
"Dammit Natalie! Don't use an open hand, in here we hit people with fists!"
"Well the trumpets screwed up... So i guess we'll have to beat Jason (a precussionist)"
"Guys this is a Dictatorship, not a democracy" (usually followed by a "Hail Marrs!" from someone in the band)
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:25 am
"If you guys play like that, they'll all be getting popcorn during the halftime show..."
What H doesn't know (or does know but refuses to acknowledge) is that the stadium popcorn at our school is too salty for many people to buy it. XD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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The Committee Staff Werewolf
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:22 pm
Middle School
When something drops: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
When we mess up: "Awww Fish!"
When We don't play Forte: "Flippin' Fish"
Outside Marching: *Starts singing about random food and windows*
Putting stands away: Chicken feet the right way!
High School
When we drop something:*Points* "15 Pushups"
When we mess up: "Really?"
When we don't play Forte: *Over dramatically waves his hands to exagerrate Forte*
Playing corales: *Dramatically waves hands*"Come on' move meh"
Trumpets (me!): "Louder!!! You have that hole at the end for a reason!"
Lol all I can think of
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:02 pm
"One More Time!" (our Band directors favorite)
"Mojo!"
"Woodwinds you are not moving fast enough!"
"Set"
"You are not rolling stepping; need more roll stepping."
Those are what he really says the most all the time a practice xp
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:47 pm
Ah, the Mr.Petrisky.....
-"TRUMPETS- B FLAT- B FLAT!!!"
-"Trust the system- it may hurt, and you may bleed, but trust the system!"
-"You call that a visual?!"
-"Keep your core tight. Feel the crisp- be the crispy chicken!"
- " Trumpets what are you do-no. I don't even want to know..." Lol: really funny story behind that one xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:46 am
Okay my BD really likes to tell us old jokes like "what are the three famous composers doing now? then we all answer lamely Decomposing. "
Another of his sayings is (To us the flutes) "Keep those things straight! If not you start to fold in on yourself and look like a pile of skin." (LOL Not direct words but pretty much the same)
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:36 pm
"Kyle! Shut UP!"
"Enya, don't be so rude,"
"Aaron! FINGERINGS."
"Natasha, shut up."
"It's the way the cookie crumbles"
"Jacob, will you stop touching Kyle there!"
"STICKS AT YOUR READY MEN!" (Our percussionists are all male, how sexist! surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:09 pm
Mine's are:
"TRUMPETS, softer Pa lease!!!!!"
"Bass trumpet, BELL UP!!!!!"(me ^.^)
"Clarinets,I CANT HERE YOU!!!!"
"Clarinets,play that part *screams* LOUD!!!!!!!!!"
"Adam,Shut Up!"
"SUAP"(shut up and play)
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:26 pm
"....like Adesh" ( the sentence usually starts with something like "don't be a ding-bat pansy like adesh"
"Paint it tuba not trumpets and clarinets"
"Ding-bat!"
"I hate kids"
"You're a bunch of pansies!!" (usually refers to the trumpet section)
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:02 pm
Come-on. ( in a wrestler kinda way)
MOVE SLAXAPHONES MOVE!
See this? this is fat.it jiggles. your sound should be firm fat. impressive, but not jiggly.
I WILL SIT ON YOU!
if my fat @$$ can move at 210 then so can your lazy butts!
When you have kids you'll understand.
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:48 pm
"BUCKET OF FISH!"
"SHUGA DUGA!"
"Come on guys. That's not a band I'd want to be in front of."
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