one
uhhhhh ok here it goes
So these old folks want to have a kid
so they go to a docter to see if they can
so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar
so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later
"Well doc, i cant do it
i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand,
and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left
and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what
we just cant get that damn jar open."