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 Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:14 pm
-the couple of syaoran and sakura live happily every after on the land of happy fairy tales, with fai and kurogane as their flower girls...er, boys...
and mokona is the wedding dinner.
-sakura
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:51 am
Fai: Sakura-chan, you're smile is so sweet!
Hime: Fai-san....why can't you smile for real? What happened?
Fai:...
Hime:...!! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have asked!
redface
Fai: no...It's okay... Do you really want to know?
everybody: *nodnodnod*
Hime: If you're willing to tell us...
Fai: well...do you remember when I told you my name?
everybody: Fai D. Flowright.
Fai: *looks away* well... you know the "D"?
Syaoran: hmm?
Fai: *turns to group all sparkly and crying* It stands for... it stands for...
everybody: dramatic pause
Fai: Debbie.
Kuro:.....*that one look that's all....I feel your pain, homie*
everybody (even Kuromochi): *glomps Fai weeping*
Hime: I'm so sorry!! crying crying
Syao: Fai-san...*crycrycry*
Moko: Oh, Fai, I never knew!!
Kurogane:..........*big annoying bear hug...yeah you KuroxFai fans, squeal all you want... stare *
-a weepy end-
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:04 am
Fai Debbie Flowright....thinking
I bet Chii's gonna come and warn me soon.... I bet he's awake... he's coming...coming....NO! I'm just being crazy-wacky. No...he's not gonna come... But I can still hear his mocking tone....the pain he put me through
-FLASHBACK-
Ashura: RAARRRR! Fai Doomy Flowright!
fai: Ashura-ou... you can't win this you know *smile*
a** (hura): Maybe not...but I can present you with a curse! Like a gift on Yukitomas! Like that Magical Barbie Fun House you always wanted as a child...
Fai: I never wanted such a thing!
Loser-ou: Maybe not then...but now! *cackle snackle...pop....ckle... evil laughter, okay???* YOU NOW HAVE THE MIDDLE NAME OF!!! DEBBIE!
Fai: IIIIIEEAAAAAHHHHHH! *painpainpain*
Tattoo: bleedbleedbleed
Nakuru: PAUSE *runs around to bottle Fai's blood and caress his pretty bleeding frame heart redface *
everybody:......*scary. It must be an odd tuesday...(smirk)*
Nakuru razz LAY
-END FLASHBACK-
Kuro: HEEEY! HEEEYYY! Damn mage! You there with the hair! and the eyes! and the fingers! and the ears! and the nose! and the neck--
Fai: WHAT IS IT, GODDAMMIT?!?! scream (whoooooooo for OOC ness)
Kuro: *throws a rubber ball at his head that reads "Doomy"* This came from the crazy witch lady...
Fai: weeeeeep like a little girl baby!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:16 am
xd You know what? You make NO sense. heart It's absolutley AWESOME. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:28 am
Fai and Kurogane switch brains!! Just imagine the insane funniness that would ensue.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:36 pm
Kurogane: *sniffle sniffle* Sakura, I can't find my MAGICAL UNICORN PLUSHIE OF LOVE AND TOTALLY NOT HATING THINGS and it makes me SUPAH sad and I can't go to sleep without it. Can you find it for me, pleeeeeazzy pleaz?
Sakura: NO!! TAKE IT LIKE A GODDAMN MAN!!
Kurogane: crying
(coughcoughthishasbeenasubliminalmessagelesspostbyyugichigolicoughcough)
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:02 pm
Lianara Fai and Kurogane switch brains!! Just imagine the insane funniness that would ensue. that would be funny...but..... IT'S TOO DAMN CLICHE!!! *slaughters Lianara-san just for the thought of it* Do you know how many fics have that plot?!?!? Well I don't! Because I haven't read all the Tsuabsa fics! But still! Out of those that I have read, I have come up with quite a few with that plot! It makes me angry! *.....uhh.....who's mode have I possesed now?......uhhh............lessee.............errr.....dammit, I'm drawing a blank!*
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:47 pm
when (if) ashura awakes, chii does a strip tease to distract him.
syaoran admits that he is gay (uncreative, i know stare )
someone kills syaoran while he's sleeping, and the rest of the manga turns into a murder mystery with, in the end, the culprit being sakura.
fai turns into a Christmas tree (no, no a: non-denominational holiday greenery xd )
fai and kurogane tell sakura about 'the birds and the bees'
kurogane gets addicted to acid (not very funny.. but it would never happen)
kurogane 'accidentally' kills mokona, and they end up stuck in the land of choclate and gingerbread o.o
sakura goes goth
that's all i can think of right now
umm... i'm not funny, i know sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:29 pm
Lol! I love these! Funny! I'm uncreative so I just read and laugh. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:22 pm
firefox-avs syaoran admits that he is gay (uncreative, i know stare ) Never. firefox-avs someone kills syaoran while he's sleeping, and the rest of the manga turns into a murder mystery with, in the end, the culprit being sakura. No. No. RAAAAAHHHH!! THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO ATTACK STOP SIGNS WITH SPORKS, AND THEN GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH GINGERBREAD MEN WHILE CLUTCHING MY KISEKI BOXED SETS!!! xp scream gonk stare crying sad stressed mad pirate *dies* *old asparagus janator from 'veggie tales' cartoon comes by, sweeps dead body off the thread* -mokona
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singing shark Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:56 am
~nakuru-chan~ Lianara Fai and Kurogane switch brains!! Just imagine the insane funniness that would ensue. that would be funny...but..... IT'S TOO DAMN CLICHE!!! *slaughters Lianara-san just for the thought of it* Do you know how many fics have that plot?!?!? Well I don't! Because I haven't read all the Tsuabsa fics! But still! Out of those that I have read, I have come up with quite a few with that plot! It makes me angry! *.....uhh.....who's mode have I possesed now?......uhhh............lessee.............errr.....dammit, I'm drawing a blank!* GAH!!! Sorry!! i've never seen that on fanfics! I didn't realize it was cliche!! *frustrated sigh* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLAUGHTER ME!!! My ghost will now come attck you at night.
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:10 am
*laughs at the pure insanity of naku-chans never happenings.*
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
-sakura
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:23 am
sakura decides to stay in the country of oto as a virtual hooker.
after much harassment from kurogane, mokona whips out on of 108 secret techniques: arsnic poisoinig.......
(sorry there not very funny.... sweatdrop )
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:22 pm
Lianara ~nakuru-chan~ Lianara Fai and Kurogane switch brains!! Just imagine the insane funniness that would ensue. that would be funny...but..... IT'S TOO DAMN CLICHE!!! *slaughters Lianara-san just for the thought of it* Do you know how many fics have that plot?!?!? Well I don't! Because I haven't read all the Tsuabsa fics! But still! Out of those that I have read, I have come up with quite a few with that plot! It makes me angry! *.....uhh.....who's mode have I possesed now?......uhhh............lessee.............errr.....dammit, I'm drawing a blank!* GAH!!! Sorry!! i've never seen that on fanfics! I didn't realize it was cliche!! *frustrated sigh* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLAUGHTER ME!!! My ghost will now come attck you at night. I APPROVE! I adore threat'nin' people to kill them in their sleep! That's, like, the scariest thing! *clapclapclap* Kristin-san.....THAT'S FUNNY! rofl
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