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 Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:11 pm
10:10:37 PM therealsirbayer: Moses Malone this thing is hot
10:10:40 PM therealsirbayer: Darned laptop
10:10:43 PM jokermanexe: I get taht a lot.
10:10:43 PM therealsirbayer: And all its... heat
10:10:50 PM therealsirbayer: What, darned laptop?
10:10:58 PM jokermanexe: No
10:11:00 PM therealsirbayer: YES
10:11:00 PM jokermanexe: The one above it
10:11:02 PM therealsirbayer: NO
10:11:06 PM therealsirbayer: STOP
10:11:07 PM therealsirbayer: GO
10:11:11 PM jokermanexe: ...
10:11:15 PM jokermanexe: That's what she said
10:11:21 PM therealsirbayer: Red light green light!
10:11:24 PM jokermanexe: Man
10:11:27 PM therealsirbayer: If you go on red it's rape
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:51 pm
[21:49] NativeForeigner: HEY! There's my feet!
[21:49] Bayer: Sweet!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:48 pm
[18:47] JokermanEXE: That's true
[18:47] JokermanEXE: But as I was saying earlier
[18:47] JokermanEXE: You know what IS worth it
[18:47] JokermanEXE: ?
[18:47] NightmareDream14: ?
[18:47] JokermanEXE: The ******** Double Gulp from 7-11
[18:47] JokermanEXE: 72 OUNCES
[18:47] NightmareDream14: YEEESSSSS
[18:47] JokermanEXE: FOR 1.50
[18:47] JokermanEXE: That s**t is amazing
[18:47] JokermanEXE: I got 3 yesterday
[18:47] JokermanEXE: And 1 today
[18:47] NightmareDream14: IT'S LIKE PEEING FOREVERRRR D:
[18:47] JokermanEXE: I KNOW
[18:48] JokermanEXE: But it's so relieving
[18:48] JokermanEXE: I might just get them for the immense relief that I get later.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:03 pm
[19:02] nightmaredream14: But seriously, GG is hella easy to use
[19:02] JokermanEXE: Uhhhh
[19:02] JokermanEXE: Then call me Bayer
[19:02] JokermanEXE: Cause I /fail at it
[19:09] therealsirbayer: What'd I miss?
[19:10] JokermanEXE: The last post?
[19:10] therealsirbayer: I'm failing to see how that's funny
[19:10] JokermanEXE: Because see
[19:10] JokermanEXE: I failed
[19:10] JokermanEXE: And I was saying that it made me similar to you
[19:10] therealsirbayer: Yeah
[19:10] therealsirbayer: Yeah
[19:10] therealsirbayer: No
[19:10] JokermanEXE: Since you fail a lot
[19:10] therealsirbayer: It's intrinsic hilarity is small
[19:11] JokermanEXE: Eh
[19:11] JokermanEXE: We thought it wsa funny.
[19:11] therealsirbayer: Venom too?
[19:11] JokermanEXE: No.
[19:11] JokermanEXE: By "we," I meant me and my brain
[19:11] JokermanEXE: YES
[19:11] JokermanEXE: VENOM TOO
[19:11] therealsirbayer: No
[19:12] JokermanEXE: You just proved my point.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:26 pm
Me convincing Bayer that my mom was dead after he insulted her.
Session Start (NativeForeigner:Bayer): Sun Jun 14 21:15:25 2009
[21:15] Bayer: Are you being serious?
[21:15] Bayer: I trust you to answer me seriously
[21:15] Bayer: ...maybe
[21:15] Bayer: I don't know
[21:15] NativeForeigner: I'm not talking to you
[21:15] Bayer: Okay
[21:15] Bayer: No
[21:17] NativeForeigner: No?
[21:18] Bayer: No, you're not being serious
[21:18] NativeForeigner: I am
[21:18] Bayer: Then... why are you refusing to talk to me
[21:18] Bayer: When you made a joke nearly as terrible?
[21:18] NativeForeigner: Because you're being a d**k about this
[21:18] NativeForeigner: What joke have I made?
[21:18] Bayer: YERMOM SUCKS
[21:18] Bayer: ME
[21:18] Bayer: ALL NIGHT
[21:18] Bayer: and I quote.
[21:18] Bayer: See, see
[21:19] NativeForeigner: Dude, that's not as bad as making fun of someone's mom WHO'S ******** DEAD
[21:19] Bayer: Either I'm innocent, because I didn't know, and I'm sorry
[21:19] Bayer: And if it's true
[21:19] Bayer: I'ms orry
[21:19] Bayer: I meant no offense.
[21:19] NativeForeigner: You know what, you kept on going even after we told you
[21:19] Bayer: But then I have to factor in the amount YOU PEOPLE ******** WITH ME
[21:19] NativeForeigner: That's just a ******** d**k move
[21:19] Bayer: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE?
[21:19] Bayer: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT JOE HAS DONE TO ME?
[21:19] NativeForeigner: No, I don't
[21:19] Bayer: Exactly.
[21:19] Bayer: I can't trust a word from that man's mouth
[21:19] NativeForeigner: I'm not that man
[21:19] Bayer: You're not Joe
[21:20] NativeForeigner: Exactly
[21:20] Bayer: but you might well be similar
[21:20] Bayer: I don't know.
[21:20] NativeForeigner: Not really
[21:20] Bayer: I. Don't. Know.
[21:20] Bayer: How could I?
[21:20] Bayer: So.
[21:20] Bayer: Fact of the matter is, I'm sorry if your mother is dead
[21:20] Bayer: I meant no harm.
[21:20] NativeForeigner: Of course you didn't
[21:20] Bayer: But you have to realize that's everybody's "make you feel terrible" defense
[21:20] Bayer: And
[21:20] Bayer: Joe
[21:20] Bayer: Joe wasn't helping
[21:20] NativeForeigner: Helping what?
[21:21] Bayer: Helping me figure stuff out
[21:21] Bayer: Because
[21:21] Bayer: He was agreeing
[21:21] Bayer: And so
[21:21] Bayer: That kinda
[21:21] Bayer: Trashed the reliability
[21:21] NativeForeigner: No s**t, he knows me, he knew her before she died
[21:21] Bayer: Well
[21:21] Bayer: I'm sorry
[21:21] Bayer: I can't trust him
[21:21] NativeForeigner: Why do you have to pool me with him?
[21:21] NativeForeigner: Seriously?
[21:22] NativeForeigner: Especially with something like that
[21:22] Bayer: BECAUSE.
[21:22] Bayer: I
[21:22] Bayer: DON'T
[21:22] Bayer: KNOW
[21:22] Bayer: YOU
[21:22] Bayer: You know him
[21:22] Bayer: You associate with him
[21:22] Bayer: You consider him your friend.
[21:22] Bayer: Birds of a feather, it's a natural assumption.
[21:22] NativeForeigner: That doesn't make me like him!
[21:22] Bayer: It increases the odds that you are, though.
[21:22] Bayer: And again, I repeat
[21:22] Bayer: How the ******** am I supposed to know?
[21:22] NativeForeigner: Do you really wanna take that chance?
[21:23] Bayer: No
[21:23] Bayer: No I don't
[21:23] NativeForeigner: You're not, just be more careful
[21:23] NativeForeigner: Well you took that chance
[21:23] NativeForeigner: And you know what?
[21:23] Bayer: It sucked
[21:23] Bayer: But hell
***
[21:23] NativeForeigner: YOU WERE RIGHT, BAYER
[21:23] Jow: ?
[21:23] Bayer: What?
[21:23] NativeForeigner: Hhahaah
[21:23] Bayer: Yeah
[21:23] Bayer: Okay
[21:23] Bayer: See?
[21:23] Bayer: ********] Bayer: ******** in a hat
[21:23] Bayer: I don't trust any of you bastards
[21:23] Jow: What happened?
[21:23] Bayer: Ever again
[21:23] Bayer: ******** you all right in the a**
[21:23] NativeForeigner: I'll forward it to you
[21:23] Bayer: Post all this s**t
[21:24] Bayer: And never speak of it again
[21:24] NativeForeigner: Lighten up, bayer
[21:24] Bayer: ********] Jow: Something happen?
[21:24] Bayer: ******** YOOOOOOOOOOOU
[21:24] Bayer: Ha
[21:24] Jow: OK then
[21:24] Bayer: Yes
[21:24] Bayer: Terrible, terrible things.
[21:24] Bayer: He had me convinced
[21:24] Bayer: The b*****d
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:10 pm
9:07:29 PM jokermanexe: Losers is 7 seconds long
9:07:31 PM jokermanexe: Therefore
9:07:33 PM siberdrac: Since when did I work in a team with you?
9:07:34 PM jokermanexe: You are 7 seconds long
9:07:37 PM jokermanexe: Just now
9:07:38 PM therealsirbayer: Yes
9:07:38 PM jokermanexe: Just go with it
9:07:39 PM therealsirbayer: At lightspeed
9:07:41 PM jokermanexe: Gosh
9:07:42 PM therealsirbayer: When you measure my p***s
9:07:47 PM jokermanexe: Fine by me.
9:07:52 PM therealsirbayer: 7 seconds long. light speed.
9:07:54 PM jokermanexe: You're still queer.
9:07:55 PM siberdrac: You're fine with measuring his p***s?
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:17 pm
9:14:56 PM siberdrac: I'm vanishing
9:15:00 PM therealsirbayer: NO
9:15:01 PM siberdrac: Such as ninjas are inclined to do
9:15:03 PM therealsirbayer: DON'T DO IT
9:15:05 PM siberdrac: I'll be back in an hour
9:15:07 PM therealsirbayer: NO
9:15:08 PM siberdrac: or more
9:15:09 PM therealsirbayer: NOW
9:15:11 PM therealsirbayer: YOU'LL BE BACK NOW
9:15:12 PM therealsirbayer: RIGHT NOW
9:15:14 PM therealsirbayer: STOP RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN
9:15:15 PM siberdrac: depending entirely on whether or not I feel like it
9:15:18 PM therealsirbayer: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
9:15:22 PM siberdrac: I'm leaving you.
9:15:23 PM therealsirbayer: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE
9:15:25 PM siberdrac: For another man.
9:15:27 PM siberdrac: Or six.
9:15:29 PM therealsirbayer: what.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:11 pm
SiberDrac (9:10:36 AM): You are a small, confused man.
TheRealSirBayer (9:10:37 AM): Yes I am.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:41 pm
11:26:43 AM siberdrac: I actually have to go in a sex
11:26:45 AM siberdrac: *sec
11:26:46 AM siberdrac: SEC
11:26:47 AM therealsirbayer: Or we could talk about an RP I'm working on
11:26:48 AM siberdrac: SECOND
11:26:50 AM therealsirbayer: You have to go in a sex.
11:26:53 AM therealsirbayer: That's awesome.
11:31:33 AM siberdrac: I hate your entire family line
11:31:37 AM siberdrac: because they made you
11:31:39 AM therealsirbayer: It may well be deserved
11:31:43 AM therealsirbayer: But you'd better get used to it
11:31:45 AM siberdrac: and for no other reason
11:31:46 AM therealsirbayer: This is what happens
11:31:49 AM siberdrac: I know
11:32:10 AM therealsirbayer: Haha
11:32:13 AM therealsirbayer: But it's so much fun!
11:32:17 AM therealsirbayer: You know you like it
11:32:26 AM siberdrac: It's like a riding crop.
11:32:30 AM siberdrac: "DAMN IT HURTS SO GOOD"
11:32:33 AM therealsirbayer: Exactly.
11:32:39 AM therealsirbayer: Painfulb ut worth it.
11:32:43 AM therealsirbayer: ...not that I'd know.
11:32:48 AM siberdrac: Of course not
Second two excerpts are about me posting the first excerpt.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:47 pm
[13:42] JokermanEXE: enemy*
[13:42] JokermanEXE: Cause she already had an ailment
[13:42] JokermanEXE: So then she singlehandedly raped the neemy
[13:42] JokermanEXE: It was a boss fight
[13:42] JokermanEXE: And I won
[13:42] JokermanEXE: Mwahaha
[13:42] NightmareDream14: XD
[13:43] NightmareDream14: Wait wait wait
[13:43] NightmareDream14: [13:42] JokermanEXE: enemy*
[13:42] JokermanEXE: Cause she already had an ailment
[13:42] JokermanEXE: So then she singlehandedly raped the neemy
[13:43] NightmareDream14: Did you correct yourself in the past!?
[13:43] NightmareDream14: What the hell!?
[13:43] JokermanEXE: For I have foresight.
[13:43] JokermanEXE: Yes.
[13:43] JokermanEXE: I did.
[13:43] JokermanEXE: I do.
[13:44] JokermanEXE: Put that s**t on the thread.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:26 pm
[16:24] SiberDrac: I feel like bragging:
[16:24] SiberDrac: I just made myself mushrooms
[16:24] SiberDrac: stuffed with
[16:24] SiberDrac: creamed spinach
[16:24] SiberDrac: from scratch
[16:24] SiberDrac: that is all
[16:24] NightmareDream14: BUT CAN YOU SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!?
[16:24] SiberDrac: (I don't cook a lot)
[16:24] SiberDrac: (that's why I'm excited)
[16:25] SiberDrac: Because it's sugary and releases a series of hormones in their bloodstream with energizing effects on their tiny, sexy bodies?
[16:25] NightmareDream14: YESSSSSS
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:20 pm
Venom3001 [16:24] SiberDrac: I feel like bragging: [16:24] SiberDrac: I just made myself mushrooms [16:24] SiberDrac: stuffed with [16:24] SiberDrac: creamed spinach [16:24] SiberDrac: from scratch [16:24] SiberDrac: that is all [16:24] NightmareDream14: BUT CAN YOU SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!? [16:24] SiberDrac: (I don't cook a lot) [16:24] SiberDrac: (that's why I'm excited) [16:25] SiberDrac: Because it's sugary and releases a series of hormones in their bloodstream with energizing effects on their tiny, sexy bodies? [16:25] NightmareDream14: YESSSSSS Venom3001 [16:24] NightmareDream14: BUT CAN YOU SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!? [16:24] SiberDrac: (I don't cook a lot) [16:24] SiberDrac: (that's why I'm excited) [16:25] SiberDrac: Because it's sugary and releases a series of hormones in their bloodstream with energizing effects on their tiny, sexy bodies? [16:25] NightmareDream14: YESSSSSS Venom3001 [16:25] SiberDrac: Because it's sugary and releases a series of hormones in their bloodstream with energizing effects on their tiny, sexy bodies?
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:25 pm
10:26:08 PM siberdrac: Venom was hopped up on all manner of cocaine
10:26:11 PM siberdrac: earlier today
10:26:14 PM therealsirbayer: Haha
10:26:16 PM therealsirbayer: He does that occasionally
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:24 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:42 pm
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