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 Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:47 pm
unfortunately, the tax system somehow managed to take away all but two pennies.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:47 am
Fortunately, you saw that you could get candy for 2 cents
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:20 am
 Unfortunately the second you bought the candy a squirrel the size of a dog and dressed in a clown suit came in and stole it from you, leaving behind nothing but pain as it ran back to its nutty kingdom.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:18 pm
Fortunately, it was going to feed it's little squirrel clown minions the candy, saving them from ultimate starvation.
Isn't that worth it? ;D
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:37 pm
 Unfortunately, the squirrel clowns became very hyper due to the sugar and they started to take over the world and make all humanity their slaves.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:47 pm
Fortunately the Martians came down and obliterated everything. Now there are no more headaches ^^
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:47 pm
Unfortunetly, the Martians enslaved the survivors and made them scrub all of mars with tooth brushes.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:40 pm
Fortunately the toothbrushes were automated, so the work went by quickly and effortlessly.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:33 am
Unfortunately, the electric toothbrushes gave everybody cancer.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:22 pm
Fortunately, Chuck Norris cried. And Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
(I know, seems like a long shot.)
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:37 pm
Unfortunetly, due to almighty tears of Chuck Norris being wept from his eyes, he's dies.
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:23 pm
Fortunately, since Chuck Norris can't really die, a major glitch occured and the universe returned to its previous, unharmed state of 100 BC.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:18 am
Unfortunately (for all of you) my ninjas were not affected by the time glitch, and being smarter and faster than the humans in 100 BC they took over the world.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:09 pm
Fortunatly me and my band of pirates came in and whipped your ninja asses.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:31 pm
Unfortunately Chuck Norris spotted the warring ninjas and pirates, and decreed that swashbuckling and stealthing around were prohibited.
Dx
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