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 Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:08 pm
Two kids practically had sex on our bus xp burning_eyes they were touching each others "privates" under the blankets, they got caught by a chaperon and now we have a rule of no blankets on the bus xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:28 am
I just maintain to the sixth graders that if they screw up, our band director will eat their brains out...
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:15 pm
on the bus, there's this couple who pretty much suck each others face off the entire trip... so this one time when we got to the competition while everybody was getting ready on the bus one guy pulled out his chicken catapult (like a toy gun that flings chickens with rubberbands) and starts shooting it at them when they start making out. it was so funny!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:23 pm
omg
lol once while we were going to a competition we found out we had a whole in the tire
so the drum major steels a tampon from my frends purse and sticks it up there and it fit
so we went the whole way to the competiton with a tampon sticking out of one of the tires. but as soon as we got there they took it to go get it fixed. rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:47 pm
gonk
oh my god
the band last year was freaking CRAZY.
on our band trip, we stopped off at a grocery store the second night to get drinks and snacks for our rooms, and while the director was still inside, a few sophs were already back on the bus and me and i think two other freshman, and someone was like "lets start a screamo band". so we basically made a hardcore version of our marching show (music from wicked). it was awesome~
we also have a tendency of singing our show songs on the bus ride to the games hahaha
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:03 pm
When I was in 8th grade (my first year of marching band) three of our drumline people mooned another school's marching band bus. They got suspended from school for it. Haha.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:24 pm
We can't have co-ed buses, use your imagination.....
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:45 pm
Every one of our bus rides is insane because.... we don't like to behave. Ever.
We tape "Honk If You're Horny" signs on the back windows of the bus. We throw food out the window and try to hit passing cars. We fake orgies until the band director turns around to see what's going on. We completely warp the lyrics of innocent children songs into sex songs. (PM me if you are interested in our version of "If you're Happy and You know it.")
I think the worst ride we ever had, though, was when our soccer team was qualifying for states. We don't play for the soccer team, but we decided we'd go support them and play for them. It was last minute, so we asked the cheerleaders if we could share the bus. We had a boombox, and we were blasting old school Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears and singing along. We threw stuff across the bus, made our usual noises and talked loudly about naughty topics. They said they'll never ride with us again. Ever.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:10 am
We have alot of uniform ettiquette in our band, so if we're in half dress or full dress our bus-rides are usually pretty low key. We always sing bohemian rhapsody, the Dead-Gerbil Song, and the Drew Song. And sometimes we sing our show music (but there IS a reason that we're all in band and NOT choir... *shudder*)
On the bus-rides home, though, we have *lots* of fun.
Like one time, we played bus-twister...
"LEFT FOOT, SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU."
"RIGHT ELBOW, FLOOR!"
"RIGHT FOOT, CEILING!"
"LEFT INDEX FINGER, SOMETHING PURPLE"
Keep in mind, that when we played my hair was dyed purple, and there was absolutely nothing else on the bus that was purple. heh heh, good times, good times.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:02 pm
our new band bus rules at night? simple: girls on one side, boys on the other. i was like laughing when our band director said it. i suppose it makes sense. kind of annoying b/c i also have a lot of guy friends, but i suppose i can just lean across the isle to talk. Quote: Oh Em Gee....I was on a band trip last Saturday. We left the compie at about 12, and were in the bus for about 3 hours because of traffic...Geez, I swear to you, they were pumping some kind of gas into that bus... So, we were about an hour away from home, and this REALLY hot drum section leader came and totally sat on me...well, maybe I pulled hium onto my lap, but that's another matter. I swear I was going to rape him senseless. All the chaperones were asleep too. Man oh man, I almost had his pants off. nd if you know me, then that's REALLY phsychotic, because I'm so mild mannered and, well...mormon. There was mooning, and groping, and full body masages...I love marching band. lmao! why is it that all of the drumline guys are SO FLIPPING HOT?! it's like a requirement. that's one of the reasons i'm always excited when they come around. but then again, i pretty much adore drum cadences. so much fun. sigh~ i love band... (and the band guys. geez i'm a dork razz )
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:03 pm
we have a few crazy ones. like on the way to and from canada (long bus ride) every band person was dating another and the bus was mainly on big orgy. kinda disgusting...actually very digusting stressed
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:21 am
First invitational, the bus was for a few minutes a mass of hairspray. Wonder what will happen this time.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:39 pm
Oh wow, Let see there was this one time last year when were were on the way back from a competition and our only sax player and the only black guy in the band(he knows it but he acts white) decided he was gonna make up his own words to one of our songs from last years show(Phantom of the Opera) Lets just say it involves Micheal Jackson and now its one of our theme songs.
I heard about one from when my bro was in the band. They were on the way to a football game an doh god. There was a chick in the back with this guy none of them knew. Apparently he was snuck on and she was screwing him. The field commander found out and told the BD and boy was BD mad as hell. That is why we aren't allowed to bring anyone with us nor are we allowed to have blankets(we still bring blankets anyway)
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:02 pm
On one bus ride, me and my friends wrote absolutely disgusting Pokemon erotica. surprised
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:34 am
Alright. So you've all heard of the movie Jeepers Creepers. We were traveling through the same scenery. All around us were fields of corn and that such nonsence. Well are bus broke down. And... well I was sitting under that one emergancy exit things and well I was freaking out scream gonk stressed evil twisted emo
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