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 Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:03 pm
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun,
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:15 am
i wish i'm a CAMERA
why??
so u smile every time you look at me
sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:09 pm
Some of history's worst pick up lines:
~Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
~Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
~They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
~Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
~There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
~Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
~That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
Told you they were bad!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:59 am
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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Symphonic Fairytale Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:15 am
zack : ow yeah
girls + laydies = hot babes
cody : im proud of you brother! its almost math!
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:36 am
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
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Symphonic Fairytale Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:36 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:13 am
At the lonely end of the rink... Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down. ...you and me.
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Symphonic Fairytale Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:35 am
man : hey do u know me?
cops : (speechless)
man : seriously do u know me
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:58 am
At the lonely end of the rink... Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? ...you and me.
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Symphonic Fairytale Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:53 am
I heard this one from David Archuleta. He was getting interveiwed or something.
Guy: "Do you like water?"
Girl: "Yeah.."
Guy: "Then you like 70% of my body."
XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:55 am
At the lonely end of the rink... I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ...you and me.
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Symphonic Fairytale Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:08 am
NAY!!! i dun wan to be jail in thiz contryyyy xp
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:41 pm
At the lonely end of the rink... I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! ...you and me.
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Symphonic Fairytale Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:02 am
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