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 Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:58 pm
B.
Tempted though they are by the offer, the ninjas stay true to their mission and attack you. You trip and drop the cheese over a cliff! So you....
A. Follow it over the cliff!
B. Stay and fight the ninjas.
C. Run away!
D. Attempt to make the ninjas go after the cheese.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:57 pm
(ok... aren't we getting like... 10 MILES FROM WHAT FINAL FANTASY IS ABOUT HERE?! Oh well... *shrugs* spam ninjas and cheese it is...)
B.
You came here to fight Odin, might as well get experience while doing it. As you reach to bring out your sword you remember it's broken and just narrowly manage to dodge a severly painful blow. So you're unarmed, what do you do now?
1. Change class to Monk and go for it! "My fists of rage burn with power baby!"
2. Run away. "Man, how am I ever going to beat Odin? AHHH!!!!!"
3. Reason with the ninjas. "You guys seem like kind, generous people... right?"
4. Jump off the cliff. "Screw it all! CHEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:13 pm
A.
Unfortunately, you are not a very good monk. The ninjas have almost defeated you, when Ester shows up! You...
A. Beg for help.
B. Ignore her. You've got them just where you want them... *limp*
C. Call out for Adlez!
D. Tell her to save the cheese.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:37 pm
A. Beg for help.
You look at her with big eyes and beg her to help. She decides to help. How nice! She summons...
a) GIANT ADLEZ!
b) Pikachu. Wait a minute...
c) ChocoMog.
d) ODIN!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:45 pm
D.
...! WAIT! WHAT THE FUG?!!
Suddenly Odin poofs six inches closer to Ester. H destroys the ninjas,
and saves the cheese (YEAH!). Thanks Odin you saved the day... all thats left now is to kill yourself razz ...
Odin: "Wait! What!?"
Odin suddenly combust and Ester gives you same pissed off look from the mall you...
A)Stare at Ester blankly and nibble your cheese.
B)RUN! My cheese.
C)Throw the cheese and run.
D)Try to convince her you were joking.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:48 pm
(That really made very little sense... stare )
A.
That is, you stare at her charred remains. After all, she was six inches from Odin when he exploded. So, you...
A. Get out another Phoenix Down...
B. Get out a G-Returner to bring Odin back.
C. Steal Ester's equipment.
D. Eat the cheese.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:55 pm
A.
"Damn It Ester!.....but you're givin' me Odin.....cause you owe me big time for this!!!!" You've screamed at her
Now Ester has been revived...she's started screaming at you this:"I"VE HAD IT YOU ARE SUCH A IDIOT ZAN!!! ONLY AN IDIOT TELLS ODIN TO BLOW HIMSELF FRGGIN' UP!!!!" And she slaps you up the head....you finally revive Odin...and he offers you something..:
A. His Sword
B. Excaliber
C. Himself as a Summon
D. Sleipner & Odin as a Summon and Excaliber
(I'd go D...tis the best deal!)
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:16 pm
(If only I knew what Sleipner was...)
A.
After all, that's why you set off in the first place. "Yes!" You shout, holding up the precious sword. "Now I can finally whoop some more badguy behind!"
Ester, rather bored by your stupididty, shakes her head and calls you stupid. You decide to...
1. Kill her. "I've got my sword now, don't need no woman..."
2. Ignore her. 'Stupid girl... what does she know..."
3. Run home crying. 'Francine! Ester called me stupid!"
4. Try to figure out why it seems your life has become so complicated lately. "It's just decisions after decision...'
(noone seems to choose number 4...)
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:19 am
(4 is too boring. ^^ By the way, Sleipner is Odin's horse.)
2.
If she wants to help you on your quest for... Whatever you decide you want at the moment, she can come along. Otherwise, you're gonna go...
A. Eat more cheese.
B. Follow Odin.
C. Look for more cool equipment.
D. Try to find your way home...
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:47 pm
C.
You've heard that there is a Ultimate Chocobo...if you take a feather from it and combine it with a Ifrit Claw and a Dark Matter you get the Omega Sword....are you going to get the items?
A. HELL YEAH!!!!
B. Meh Screw It! *Falls asleep on the ground*
C. KWEH? CHOCOBO? WHAT THE HELL DO I CARE????!!!
D. "EsTeR.....can you........." *Whine*
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:52 am
A.
Alright, first item: Ifrit Claw. You summon Ifrit, raise your sword, and... He runs away. So, you...
A. Chase him!
B. Eh, get this item later.
C. Un-summon, then re-summon him. Mebbe he'll be disoriented.
D. Just foget the whole thing.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:24 pm
A.
You chased him then you find him sitting down panting....You cast Stop on him and take part of his horn which grows back anyways and you remove stop and give him a kick and he vanishes on the spot.
Now What Do You Do?
A.Go Hunting for the Ultimate Chocobo to get it's Feather
B. Beat the Omega & Ultima Weapons to get a Dark Matter
C.Go Shopping for new Armour
D.Summon Ifrit again and ask if he has any Chicken Left...
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:28 pm
A.
Before you leave your spot you ponder for a second...who do you know that knows a lot about chocobos and were to get them. You feel as if you've been hit with slowly-stone as you remember that Ester is the only choco-master you know. As you think of what you can do you remember of a great sage of chocobos that Ester told you about. But he was rumered to be dead. So what should you do...?!
A) go to Ester's place and ask for help.
B)Seek out the "great" sage for his wisdom.
C)Head to the nearest town and ask around for one.
D)Bring out your Chocomog Summon and ask it for info?!?
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:00 pm
D)
KWEH????!!!....It screehed that out cause you jumped on it's back....now he's going slightly out of control....he's running toward....the veil.....but a portal opens up and Chocomog's taken you into the Fabled Chocobo Forest of Light....but you must capture & tame the Omega (Dark) Chocobo in order to release the Chocobo Sage's spirit into the Heart of the Forest once more...but where is that Chocobo?!
A. Follow the Shadows
B. Climb the Tree Tops
C. Swim the River Of Light
D. Pound the crap out of the rock in the center of the Forest in Anger over what the task is!
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:01 pm
B.
You don't need that trouble-making Ester anyways! You can find the 'sage' by yourself. Or so you think...
In your ignorance though, you start heading in the first random direction and encounter an extremely powerful guardian monster called 'Oruhan Decrepu'. A rather large... very large... HUMONGOUS Ogre looking creature with rather deadly looking spikes coming out of his back and shoulders.
And now, in your infinite battle wisdom you...
1. Fight it! "With Odin's blade... I shall banish thee to the Abyss. Zantetsuken!"
2. Run away! "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that cheese crying "
3. Try and talk to him. "Maybe he's a... nice ogre thing?"
4. Shrug him off and walk past. "Pfft... ya right..."
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