("Says Amelia has big boobs" mercuryhuntress) Exactly.
(mallowninja) WHA
(mallowninja) ...HAT'S JUST JEALOUS
("LyrexAmelia" mercuryhuntress) Sure, sure.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) *shows pictures of naked amelia sprawled out on a bed with various face censored men*
(mallowninja) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) We received these the other day
(xxsugarcreekxx)wait what now
(mallowninja) DX
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) how do you plee?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) plea*
(mallowninja) *cries* NOT GUI-GUILTEEEEEEE
(mallowninja) D'X
(mallowninja) PHOTOSHOP
(mallowninja) S-SOMETHING
(mallowninja) LIIIIIIES
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Does the prosecution have an opening statement?
(kelzmelzer9975) ******** you.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...very good then.
(kelzmelzer9975) That is my opening statement.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Defense?
(rabidchipmunk380) Besides telling the defense to shut its whore mouth? XD
(mallowninja) *still crying*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) amelia has no lawyer?
(rabidchipmunk380) I WILL DEFEND HER~
(mallowninja) Th-Thank you, Rei! ;o;
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) OPENING STATEMENT, b***h
(rabidchipmunk380) SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. That is all.
(kelzmelzer9975) Can it top a "******** you"?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ..Very well.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Prosecution,do you have any witnesses?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) or testimonies
(kelzmelzer9975) I got shot.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...Another case for aother time.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) your witnesses?
(kelzmelzer9975) T.I.
(xxsugarcreekxx)OH OH ME ME -waves arm around- I CAN PLAY WITNESS
(kelzmelzer9975) And R. Kelly.
(xxsugarcreekxx)I'M GOOD AT LYING
(rabidchipmunk380) PFFFFFFT! XD
(mallowninja) WH-WHAT?!
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) Great reason, Lyre. xD
(mallowninja) OAO
(suishotomoe) . . . What on earth is going on here?
(rabidchipmunk380) LOLZ.
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) I dunno.
(rabidchipmunk380) HI NINIAN~
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Heath, call lyre to the stand!
(suishotomoe) Hi, Rei.
(xxsugarcreekxx)oh nothing much, just court, Nini.
(mallowninja) R-Rath Photoshopped incriminating pictures of me
(mallowninja) ;o;
(mallowninja) I-I was never n-naked in a bed with m-multiple men! Or A-ANY men!
(mallowninja) DX
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) Amelia is lying through her boobs. D:
(kurrykitsune) XD
(kelzmelzer9975) I call Lyre to the candle.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) bailiff, read lyre her rights
(kelzmelzer9975) Lyre, you have the right ot remain silent.
(suishotomoe) I testify that Hat and Heath collaborated to photoshop these images.
(mallowninja) ;~;
(mallowninja) *sniffle*
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) ;D
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...er
(xxsugarcreekxx)she's right you know, it was multiple naked men, it was women- I mean. I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS EXCEPT WHAT THE PROSECUTOR SLIPS ME VIA NOTECARD.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) wait
(kurrykitsune) (What a kangaroo court! XD)
(mallowninja) oAo
(kelzmelzer9975) Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) I AM a master photoshopper.
(suishotomoe) There's proof.
(mallowninja) N-NO WOMEN
(suishotomoe) ^
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) what's it called
(kelzmelzer9975) If you can not afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
(kurrykitsune) (And a master debater, Hat? X3)
("Saiyan Monkey Men Fan" ivysthorns) ......
(kurrykitsune) *Knocks out the 'de'*
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) If arguing counts.
(suishotomoe) What's with all the titles?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) kurai, you be judge. >_>
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) 
(kurrykitsune) You want me to be the judge?
(rabidchipmunk380) Oh, s**t, we're ALL DEAD.
(xxsugarcreekxx)-hands Kurai a whip-
(falconsflight22) The aliases, Ninian?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) you can have a whip
(rabidchipmunk380) s**t. A WHIP! D:
(suishotomoe) Yes, that.
(kurrykitsune) Whoo! 
(mallowninja) *cries more*
(falconsflight22) There's a command in the Blast that enables that, apparently.
(suishotomoe) >.>;;
(suishotomoe) Interesting.
("I can has whip" kurrykitsune) 8D
("Murder" mercuryhuntress) xD
(rabidchipmunk380) XDDDDD!
(mallowninja) (XDD)
("Got Whipped" mercuryhuntress) >_>
(suishotomoe) >.>
(kelzmelzer9975) Kurai, the grammar Nazi, with that horrible grammar.
("I can has whip" kurrykitsune) (Great, how do I turn it off? XD)
("Got Whipped" mercuryhuntress) I dunno
(kelzmelzer9975) Atrocious.
(rabidchipmunk380) Try "// alias"
(mallowninja) (Turn it into a space? I honestly don't know.)
("I can has whip" kurrykitsune) (Oh, come off it. XD I just watched a 'i can has cheeseburger' parody. XD)
("I can has whip" kurrykitsune) o_o It's not letting me?
(rabidchipmunk380) CATS CAN COMMUNICATE WITH CARDBOARD BOXES.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) lyre, where were you on the night of yesterday morning?
("Legendary" mercuryhuntress) Can you turn it off?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) I'm trying. D:
(rabidchipmunk380) XD
("Legendary" mercuryhuntress) 
(rabidchipmunk380) Try typing "Alias" into the help menu?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Uhhhhhh I was in bed. With Amelia.
(mallowninja) LIES
(mallowninja) DX
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Help menu? I'M ON MEEBO. Dx
(mallowninja) *cries again*
(rabidchipmunk380) XD
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Slams the gavel!*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...Really? And you can describe this experience?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Lyre! You will testify to the exact details!
(xxsugarcreekxx)-eep-
(falconsflight22) Try putting just a space for the alias or something...
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Pfft, sorry, Phoenix Wright mode...)
(falconsflight22) Apparently there's no way to turn it off...
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Tried that. ._. No dice)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) .*
(falconsflight22) ...Strange.
(falconsflight22) I'm definitely not touching that feature for a while then.
(suishotomoe) Heh.
(falconsflight22) Even if it can be used to differentiate characters.
(xxsugarcreekxx)I was in bed, with Amelia. and there were a lot of strangers. I don't remember any faces.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) ;o
("Saiyan Monkey Men Fan" ivysthorns) oh well I'm fine
(mallowninja) *sob* IT'S ALL A LIIIIIE
("Saiyan Monkey Men Fan" ivysthorns) I ok with letting people know I'm a fan of Goku and Vegeta
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) You don't remember any faces, yet you recognized amelia.. why is that?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Because I know Amelia. -blinks- We hang out all the time.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) And she behaves like that often?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Read that as bang, not hang* XD
(xxsugarcreekxx)-files nails-
(mallowninja) I-I was not naked in a bed with Lyre EVER! DX
(xxsugarcreekxx)Well, only when she starts drinking.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Had she been drinking that night?
(mallowninja) AND I NEVER DRINK
(mallowninja) EVER
(xxsugarcreekxx)Yes.
(mallowninja) *sobs*
(xxsugarcreekxx)-blink blink- -blink blink- -files nails- -blink blink-
(mallowninja) H-HEY
(mallowninja) NERVOUS TICK
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Enough to make her sleep with multiple people?
(mallowninja) SOMEONE CALL HER ON THAT
(mallowninja) DX
(mallowninja) WHERE THE ******** IS APOLLO JUSTICE WHEN YOU NEED HIM
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [defense control your witness]
(mallowninja) ...
(mallowninja) *goes quiet*
(mallowninja) ;~;
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Lyre, if you could please stop getting nail filings on the floor of my courtroom...
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips*
(mallowninja) (Reeeeeei DEFEND ME)
(xxsugarcreekxx)NYAAAN~ Sorreh. T.T Well, usually she starts acting strange when she's had at least a bottle of Vodka, but she was really downing the Everclear that night.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I see. No further questions.
(xxsugarcreekxx)-blink blink-
(mallowninja) ;A;
(xxsugarcreekxx)(FEAR MY PERFECT WITNESS MODE. TRY TO CROSS EXAMINE THAT, YO.)
XD
(rabidchipmunk380) SORRY, I GOT DISTRACTED.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XDD
(rabidchipmunk380) I PRESENT EVIDENCE.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) your witness
(mallowninja) ;~;
(rabidchipmunk380) *gives a pile of evidence to the Judge* Okay, which one progresses the plot?
(suishotomoe) AOL is not helpful.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Objection your honor, this evidence has never been seen before.
(suishotomoe) AT ALL.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Was scouring the site*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I request to view this for myself
(rabidchipmunk380) Yeah it has. The prosecution presented it. It says so here. *points to a tag*
(xxsugarcreekxx)vIt's definitely not the half empty can of tuna.
-blink blink-
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I did not present evidence, rei
(mallowninja) I-I hate tuna...
(mallowninja) *shuts up*
(rabidchipmunk380) Isn't Heaf prosecution?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...he kind of... got shot
Rath somehow became prosecution
(suishotomoe) Who's representing Amelia?
(rabidchipmunk380) Me~
(xxsugarcreekxx)Rei.
(rabidchipmunk380) But I'm easily distracted, so... XD
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...in fact, he's bleeding on the floor
(suishotomoe) And who is accusing Amelia in the first place?
(rabidchipmunk380) Dunno
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) the POLICE
(mallowninja) (My defense attorney needs to pay more attention. ;o
(mallowninja) *;o; )
(xxsugarcreekxx)...who brought up the photos?
(mallowninja) WH-WHAT??
(xxsugarcreekxx)I think it was Hat that accused. I'm not sure.
(suishotomoe) So this is the case of State vs. Amelia.
(suishotomoe) And the charges?
(mallowninja) ;~;
(rabidchipmunk380) Secks, i think.
(xxsugarcreekxx)wild orgy.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...sluttery
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Hands the gavel to Ninian* XD
(rabidchipmunk380) Capitalize that I.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) You're better at this than I am. I'll just... whip people.
(mallowninja) *sobbing again*
(rabidchipmunk380) KURAI IS FRANNY~
(suishotomoe) Apparently, there were pictures.
(mallowninja) Ph-Photoshop
(suishotomoe) so pornography charges?
(mallowninja) ;~;
(rabidchipmunk380) *gives the prosecution Mr Saturn Coffee* :3
(mallowninja) I-I'm never naked in my bed
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) The source of the pictures is unknown
(mallowninja) Or in the presence of others
(xxsugarcreekxx)not even Rhys?
(xxsugarcreekxx)-blink-
(suishotomoe) *appoints Kurry as the police guy/girl who stands by the judge's bench*
(mallowninja) I am still a v-virgin ;o;
(rabidchipmunk380) Baliff~
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Lyre*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) the men's faces are censored
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Not appropriate! D<
(xxsugarcreekxx)nya~ ><
-huddles on floor-
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Wants to sing April May's Testimony, now~*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) now that we've switched judged, rei was about to cross examine
(rabidchipmunk380) 
(rabidchipmunk380) Who?
(suishotomoe) (so complicated)
(mallowninja) Wh-What makes you all th-think I would h-have sex with all th-those m-men at once??
(xxsugarcreekxx)-slides big green block letters across the screen-
(mallowninja) I-I'm a prude!
(mallowninja) Y-You g-guys know that!
(mallowninja) D'x
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) objection
(suishotomoe) Okay, SILENCE!
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) the defendant is becoming hostile
(mallowninja) ...
(mallowninja) ._.
(xxsugarcreekxx)...you have to SCREAM it, Rath.
(mallowninja) I-I'll be quiet.
(mallowninja) (You guys are cruel and awful...)
(suishotomoe) Silence in the court.
(rabidchipmunk380) Oh. s**t.
(xxsugarcreekxx)(this is so much fun. XD)
(suishotomoe) *ahem*
(mallowninja) (Parentheses imply thoughts!)
(xxsugarcreekxx)-blinks-
(suishotomoe) Who is presently on the witness stand?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) lyre
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Wb6Kv7xvk(xxsugarcreekxx)(I thought I got off the stand...)
(xxsugarcreekxx)-blinks-
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) rei is cross examining
(suishotomoe) Alright. Rei/defense person, you may ask Lyre any questions.
(rabidchipmunk380) Okies~
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) And I'll whip you if you get off-track. 8D
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Eagerly waves the whip around*
(xxsugarcreekxx)nyan~ ;_:
(rabidchipmunk380) Lyre. Do you, or do you not know the woman in this picture?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Yes, I do.
(rabidchipmunk380) Who is it?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Amelia.
(mallowninja) ;~;
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) objection
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) this information is already stated
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (That is the WEAKEST objection I've ever seen. XD)
(suishotomoe) . . .
(rabidchipmunk380) (( MAKE IT CAPITALIZED! LIKE THIS! ))
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (SCREAM IT. XD)
(suishotomoe) overruled.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I will next time
(suishotomoe) Continue, Rei.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...[overruled?!]
(suishotomoe) (it wasn't stated while I was judge.)
(xxsugarcreekxx)(XD)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [very well]]
(suishotomoe) Continue, Rei.
(xxsugarcreekxx)-blink blink-
(rabidchipmunk380) ******** YOU, PIDGIN.
(rabidchipmunk380) Kay.
(xxsugarcreekxx)-files nails-
(suishotomoe) >.>;;
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (XD Poor pidgin.)
(suishotomoe) Anyway, Rei, please continue.
(mallowninja) ;^;
(rabidchipmunk380) Can you prove, without a reasonable doubt, that this female in the picture is Amelia? It could just be a look-alike.
(xxsugarcreekxx)She has a birthmark.
(rabidchipmunk380) Prove it.
(xxsugarcreekxx)-files nails-
(mallowninja) ...
(rabidchipmunk380) Where is this birthmark?
(xxsugarcreekxx)On her thigh.
-blink blink-
(rabidchipmunk380) ...Your Honor, I ask permission to see this birthmark.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) D< *Whips Rei*
(mallowninja) (I-I have NO birthmark on my thigh! DX)
(rabidchipmunk380) *Whip'd* OW.
(suishotomoe) Amelia, do you have a birth mark on your thigh? You need not show the court.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) That would be public indecency!
(rabidchipmunk380) (THEN DO IT. D<)
(mallowninja) No! D':
(rabidchipmunk380) She's not STRIPPING. She's pulling up a pant leg.
(suishotomoe) Alright.
(suishotomoe) Rei, continue
(suishotomoe) And no stripping from anyone.
(mallowninja) (thankyou...)
(rabidchipmunk380) ...IT'S NOT STRIPPING. D:
(xxsugarcreekxx)(Rei, you keep forgetting to yell TAKE THAT)
(suishotomoe) CONTINUE.
(rabidchipmunk380) ...XD
(rabidchipmunk380) kay.
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(rabidchipmunk380) Lyre. Can you possibly identify the other figures in the picture?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [...don't know how the court would handle a need to see a birthmark. >_>]
(rabidchipmunk380) (( Same here, Rath... XD )
(mallowninja) (XDD0
(suishotomoe) (don't really want to know!)
(mallowninja) *)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (It'd be considered public indecency. A female officer would confirm or deny its presence after court was adjourned, I believe. XD)
(xxsugarcreekxx)No~ the faces are blurred. I don't know who they were, I hadn't ever met them before.
(rabidchipmunk380) ...so you were IN the room?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Mmhm.
I walked in on them!
(rabidchipmunk380) Then wouldn't you be able to recognize the faces?
(rabidchipmunk380) I mean, Learania has such batshit hair colors, I'm SURE it's possible.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) OBJECTION
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) your honor
(suishotomoe) Sustained. Rei, please ask questions.
(xxsugarcreekxx)The faces on the image are blurred, and I told you I don't know who they were when I saw them!
(suishotomoe) yes, Rath?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) oh nothing, I was going to give my reason
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) heh
(suishotomoe) Alright.
(rabidchipmunk380) OBJECTION!
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...
(rabidchipmunk380) Lyre. You say you were in the room, correct?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Yes.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...objection to yourself?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XD
(suishotomoe) . . .
(mallowninja) ;A;
(rabidchipmunk380) YES. So, why are you not in the picture?
(xxsugarcreekxx)Because the picture is focused on the bed. It doesn't show the rest of the room.
I was in the doorway.
-blink blink-
(rabidchipmunk380) But this can imply that you were in the room when the picture was taken. So, who was the photographer?
(xxsugarcreekxx)There was no photographer- the camera was on a tripod.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [*LAUGHS*]
(suishotomoe) (wow, this is getting interesting)
(rabidchipmunk380) ...so who set it up, then?
(rabidchipmunk380) WAIT.
(mallowninja) *folds arms on desk and buries face in arms* TToTT
(xxsugarcreekxx)I wouldn't know- didn't you guys check for fingerprints?
(rabidchipmunk380) You walked in on them, but had time to notice a TRIPOD, as opposed to FACES?
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) aobjection
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) *OBJECTION
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) My witness did not know the men
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *XDD)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) and the only pictures of them are blurred
(suishotomoe) Honestly, Rei has a point.
(falconsflight22) [Going to bed. Be good, guys! Night!]
(mallowninja) ('Night!)
(rabidchipmunk380) ...Not knowing someone isn't grounds for being unable to recognize a face.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Night!)
(night Ashera~)
(suishotomoe) (Night, Ashera/Soren/Ed)
(rabidchipmunk380) Bai~
(mallowninja) (I have to be in bed in half an hour, guys. XD)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) : and the only pictures of them are blurred
(rabidchipmunk380) ...Wait.
(rabidchipmunk380) Objection. Or something.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XD!
(xxsugarcreekxx)If someone showed me some pictures I could pick them out of a crowed, but we don't have any pictures of their faces...
and I don't know who they were.
(rabidchipmunk380) But you had to have seen their faces. With as many men as you SAY it was, I'm sure you could recognize them. And Learania only has so many people.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) OBJECTION
(suishotomoe) Okay. It's been established that the witness does not know the men.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (But has it really?)
(suishotomoe) *sustains the last objection*
(xxsugarcreekxx)(why has Rei not recieved the whip yet? >>)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Because Kurai is posting in WISW. xD)
(mallowninja) (GOOD KURAI.)
(suishotomoe) (XD)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (And is therefore half-here, and half-not. XD)
(xxsugarcreekxx)(...oh.)
(rabidchipmunk380) Because shota bodies are weak and fragile.
(suishotomoe) Rei, do you have any further questions?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Rei anyway*
(rabidchipmunk380) Uhm...
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *and Lyre*
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *and Rath*
(xxsugarcreekxx)nyannn~
><
(suishotomoe) >.>
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) o_o
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *...And not the judge. Hell no, not the judge* XD
(suishotomoe) Hmm. . . .
(mallowninja) *still sitting with head on the desk*
(kelzmelzer9975) ...Still on this?
(xxsugarcreekxx)(what about Amelia?)
(mallowninja) Yeap.
(rabidchipmunk380) If the photo is blurred, how can we say that there is, without a doubt, a birthmark? A blur would make it impossible to see.
(xxsugarcreekxx)(does she get the whip?)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Amelia*
(mallowninja) WAUGH
(mallowninja) DX
(xxsugarcreekxx)(WOO)
(suishotomoe) . . .
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (XD! Spread the looooove~♥)
(xxsugarcreekxx)...The faces are blurred.
(kelzmelzer9975) Leave the poor women's breasts a lone, jeez.
(rabidchipmunk380) XD!
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Mom, my internet hates me.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) ;_;
(xxsugarcreekxx)FACES.
(suishotomoe) *pats Hat*
(mallowninja) ;A;
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Oh, and your son's birthday is this Sunday.
(kelzmelzer9975) *draws really crappy smiley faces on the pictures*
(suishotomoe) (yep, I noticed.)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...!
(rabidchipmunk380) Another point!
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) the evidence!
(rabidchipmunk380) ?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Holds up the whip*
(suishotomoe) Kurry, please stop the evidence tampering.
(xxsugarcreekxx)(forgotten on the witness stand...)
(xxsugarcreekxx)>>
(xxsugarcreekxx)<<
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XDD
(suishotomoe) >[
(rabidchipmunk380) XD
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) xD
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips everyone but Ninian*
(suishotomoe) (XD Poor Lyre)
(xxsugarcreekxx);_;
(mallowninja) OOOOOW
(mallowninja) D'x
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) FML ;_;
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) erk-!
(suishotomoe) Okay, REI! Are you done with the witness?
(rabidchipmunk380) ...I dunno. D:
(kelzmelzer9975) *retaliates with a punch to her arm*
(kelzmelzer9975) DO NOT WHIP ME.
(xxsugarcreekxx)._.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...
(rabidchipmunk380) I haven't done the Feenie-Style get-asston-of-spoilerz yet. D:
(xxsugarcreekxx)-gives Rei the "crappiest defendent" award-
(rabidchipmunk380) Unless she's the Oldbag of the trial.
(mallowninja) *barely audible* I don't have a birthmark on my stomach...
(suishotomoe) *totally would hold Heaf in contempt of court, but . . . it's HEAF*
(mallowninja) TT~TT
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) xD
(xxsugarcreekxx)...thigh, Amelia, thigh.
(mallowninja) Thigh
(mallowninja) WHEREVER
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) ._. *Whips Heath again*
(mallowninja) I don't care, you all are meanies anyway
(rabidchipmunk380) ...Can we get another witness, then? D:
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) hm..
(suishotomoe) Alright, next witness, if there is one.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Rei*
(rabidchipmunk380) D
(kelzmelzer9975) *punches again, only higher, near the shoulder*
(xxsugarcreekxx)YAY I'M FREE
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XD
(mallowninja) DEFEND ME BETTER
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Lyre*
(suishotomoe) Rath, do you have another witness?
(xxsugarcreekxx)-sits on Amelia's lap-
(rabidchipmunk380) OTL
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I would like to--
(mallowninja) SO MUCH FOR BEING A FRIEND, LYRE.
(mallowninja) NO.
(mallowninja) YOU DO NOT SIT IN MY LAP.
(mallowninja) *pushes off*
(mallowninja) D'x
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) oh fine, no re-examine
(rabidchipmunk380) XD
(xxsugarcreekxx)eh????? ;_;
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Rath*
(xxsugarcreekxx)-puppy eyes-
(mallowninja) ;~;
(mallowninja) No.
(xxsugarcreekxx)pwease?
(suishotomoe) sILENCE
(mallowninja) G-Go--
(xxsugarcreekxx)....
(mallowninja) oAo"
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) 8O
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I call.....HEATH TO THE STAND
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) 
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) ._.
(xxsugarcreekxx)._.
(kelzmelzer9975) I call Pokemon Pearl in my stead.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XDD!
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(rabidchipmunk380) ******** on Amelia's lap again-
(mallowninja) *shoves away*
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *whips Rei* No mention of foolish witnesses!
(mallowninja) D':
(xxsugarcreekxx)(If I'm quiet she won't notice...) -tries again-
(suishotomoe) *bangs gavel*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ..... *arrows heath* Very well, I call...... HAT TO THE STAND
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Lyre* No molesting Amelia!
(mallowninja) *pushes off, then pulls legs against chest and feet on the edge of the seat, burying face in knees* ;~;
(suishotomoe) Heath, will you come to the witness stand?
(xxsugarcreekxx);_;
(xxsugarcreekxx)b-but I wasn't molesting... ;_;
(suishotomoe) . . . I take that as a no.
(kelzmelzer9975) Find.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I think heath is a little.. 'shot' at the moment.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (I'd make a horrible bailiff. 8D)
(kelzmelzer9975) *comes*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ..oh, ok.
(kelzmelzer9975) So whatcha want.
(rabidchipmunk380) Testimony.
(suishotomoe) Rath, your witness.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [hat is on standby]
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XD
(xxsugarcreekxx)-raises hand- He can't be a witness, he's my ex.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) What?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) 8O
(kelzmelzer9975) Overruled.
(rabidchipmunk380) XD
(xxsugarcreekxx):U
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) xD
(rabidchipmunk380) ...SHOOP.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Huh? D:
(suishotomoe) (XD)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Heath, you are the police officer that first discovered the photos, correct?
(kelzmelzer9975) I own the garage, I have the car, I outrun you bigtime.
(kelzmelzer9975) Sure.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) [/drools on the stand]
(xxsugarcreekxx)I thought you didn't want the car
(kelzmelzer9975) I said I did.
(mallowninja) (17 minutes now until my parents will basically be wanting to force me into bed. xD)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) And who delivered these photos?
(xxsugarcreekxx)You said the care was crap
(xxsugarcreekxx)*car
(kelzmelzer9975) My DS. It currently have Pokemon Pearl in it.
(kelzmelzer9975) Did not. Prove it.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) *ahem*
(suishotomoe) heath, please answer the question.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Fine, I relive Heath to go work out his divorce issues, if rei has no cross examine
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Heath*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) *relieve
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(rabidchipmunk380) ...He's worse than Oldbag.
(kelzmelzer9975) *punches her in the neck*
(rabidchipmunk380) Do we have any more witnesses?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Dx
(kelzmelzer9975) I'll get higher each time.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *collapses*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I call Hat next.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) A-assault! Dx
(suishotomoe) Rath and Rei, do either of you have another witness ot call?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Assault and battery! Dx
(suishotomoe) *to
>>
(magegirlnino) o.o
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) If Hat is here
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Pleading to the judge*
(rabidchipmunk380)  Rath called Hat!
(kelzmelzer9975) *walks over to Lyre and clears his throat*
(mallowninja) *still sitting as before*
(rabidchipmunk380) Nino, we're playing Phoenix Wright! XD
(suishotomoe) >.<
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) [/goes to the stand] 
(fiveshiftone) 'Sup, bitches.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) And I got punched in the throat! XD
(rabidchipmunk380) HI TIB.
(mallowninja) TH-THEY'RE ACCUSING ME OF PORNOGRAPHY
(mallowninja) STOP THEM
(mallowninja) DX
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Hat, do you know the defendant?
(rabidchipmunk380) WE'RE PLAYING PHOENIX WRIGHT.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Ohai, Tib! )
(suishotomoe) SILENCE IN THE COURT.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) [/drools on the stand]
(mallowninja) ;A;
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) owo;
(suishotomoe) Rath, Hat is your witness.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (What are you talking about? Tib was probably IN the picture! 8D)
(kelzmelzer9975) *opens his mouth to say something*
(fiveshiftone) 
(kelzmelzer9975) ...
(suishotomoe) (XD)
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) 
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Jungledude14: Hat, do you know the defendant?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (I'm a horrible person. XD)
(mallowninja) (H-Halp D'
(kelzmelzer9975) ...Anyway.
(mallowninja) *D': )
(kelzmelzer9975) Lyre.
(xxsugarcreekxx)March 5th, 2009: There's no way I'm taking the car.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Whose the defendant? D:
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...Amelia.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) ...
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Ya, I do! 
(fiveshiftone) Tibarn: *styles his hair like Edgeworth*
(kelzmelzer9975) ...
(xxsugarcreekxx)you said you wanted it if it were a Maserati or Lambourgini, and it's not.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) And what is your opinion of her?
(magegirlnino) Tibarn?
(rabidchipmunk380) Rathy's prosecution.
(rabidchipmunk380) And I'm Feenie.
(magegirlnino) How are things going?
(kelzmelzer9975) ...I thought we did!
(fiveshiftone) Good. 
(rabidchipmunk380) TIB CAN BE GUMSHOE! XD
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) She has big boobs.
(kelzmelzer9975) All this time I've been sleeping in someone ELSE'S car/
(kelzmelzer9975) ?
(suishotomoe) (>.<
(suishotomoe) **>.< )
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Really..? W-well then...
(mallowninja) ;~;
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) You think she acts.... recklessly with them?
(fiveshiftone) *flops on Nino*
(mallowninja) (I-I need a better defense attorney...)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (XD!)
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Yes, oh yes.
(mallowninja) (THAT IS A FLAGRANT LIE D'X)
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) All the time. D:
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (You should've hired me before I was assigned as a bailiff... *shrug*)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) And so she seems the type of person to have done what she did.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) correct?
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Absolutely.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) No further questions.
(rabidchipmunk380) o_o
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [rei, you could have objected. XD]
(suishotomoe) Alright. Rei, Hat is your witness.
(rabidchipmunk380) OTL
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [I so led her]
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Rei* Incompetent foolish fool!
(suishotomoe) (that he did)
(rabidchipmunk380) Hat. Do you have any prior association with the defendant?
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *Whips Rath* Because I can! D<
(mallowninja) ;~;
(fiveshiftone) Ganon: *flops on Ninian*
(rabidchipmunk380) (( I'm multitasking. D: ))
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) unf~
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Me, too. XD)
(suishotomoe) .__.
(mallowninja) (REI DO A BETTER JOB D'X)
(xxsugarcreekxx)I'd love to edit a ton of PW scenes into this.
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) XDD!
(suishotomoe) XD
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) OBJECTION
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) it is already known that hat knows her
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Ya, she dated one of my best friends, and she's in the the same guild as me. 
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) And I've slept on her boobs.
(rabidchipmunk380) o_O
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...xd
(mallowninja) YOU-YOU HAVE NOT
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) *XD
(suishotomoe) *facepalm*
(xxsugarcreekxx)hey guys I think I'm married again
(rabidchipmunk380) ...do you have any association with the picture in question?
(suishotomoe) (technically, Hat isn't a viable witness since she's the daughter-in-law of the judge, but I'll overlook that 8D )
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) I saw it today when it was presented in court, but that's about it.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) (Shhhh.)
(rabidchipmunk380) ...PW ignores that kinda stuff, Ninian. D
(rabidchipmunk380) XD*
(suishotomoe) (exactly, Rei)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Bad WISW Post. Oh, well. xD)
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) (Kurai has to go. XD)
(rabidchipmunk380) ...then why are you testifying as a witness?
(suishotomoe) (by, Kurry!)
(rabidchipmunk380) BAI KURAI~
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) OBJECTION
(mallowninja) (Bye Kurai!)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) she is a character witness
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) *WHIPS YOU ALL*
(suishotomoe) Sustained/
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) 
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Cause I was asked to?
(xxsugarcreekxx)bye Kurry~
(kelzmelzer9975) ...
("Grammar Nazi" kurrykitsune) Kurai loves you all!  *whips again*
(fiveshiftone) Bye. D:
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Ow. D;
(kelzmelzer9975) *punches TWICE*
(kelzmelzer9975) In the side of the face, madame.
(suishotomoe) *appoints Tibby new baliff person?*
(fiveshiftone) o.o
(xxsugarcreekxx)-headdesk-
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) o.o
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Violence. D:
(fiveshiftone) Tibby: Bailifs with a large bat.
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(suishotomoe) Okay, Rei, continue.
(mallowninja) (I only have eight minutes, guys. xD)
(rabidchipmunk380) OTL I gotta go! D: It's laaaaate.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) [ok, hurry]
(mallowninja) (...Seven.)
(suishotomoe) (and make it fast)
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) [/drools on the stand] 
(mallowninja) (WHAT)
(xxsugarcreekxx)...I was hoping you'd bailiff with a frying pan and a large tube of ground meat.
(suishotomoe) okay, then.
(fiveshiftone) Ganon: *rolls around*
(rabidchipmunk380) And I almost definitely have homework. XD
(mallowninja) B-BUT YOU'RE MY DEFENSE ATTORNEY
(suishotomoe) CLOSING ARGUMENTS. NOW.
(mallowninja) D':
(mallowninja) WHAT
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) WAIT
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I HAVE TO CALL AMELIA
(mallowninja) I DID-DIDN'T EVEN... D'X
(mallowninja) OHNEVERMINDYOUALLHATEMEANYWAY
(rabidchipmunk380) OH, OKAY, RATH.
(fiveshiftone) Tibarn: *throws the bat away*
(xxsugarcreekxx)--lsughing-
(suishotomoe) Alright, then Amelia, take the stand.
(rabidchipmunk380) Oh, poo. gotta go nao. BAI~
(kelzmelzer9975) ...*GASP*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Amelia, did you do it?
(suishotomoe) (Bye, Rei!)
(fiveshiftone) Tibarn: *picks up Lethe's favorite d***o and smacks Lyre with it*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Amelia: yes
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) [/sits on mom's head and keeps it warm]
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ok then
(mallowninja) *trudges up and rubs eyes*
(rabidchipmunk380) *wavewave*
(xxsugarcreekxx)EWWWW DUDE
(suishotomoe) *sat on*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) no further questions
(mallowninja) Amelia: NO.
(mallowninja) Amelia: Do not imitate me! D'x
(rabidchipmunk380) WE SHALL CONTINUE THIS EVENTUALLY. XD
(xxsugarcreekxx)WRONG
(fiveshiftone) Tibarn: *slap slap*
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) [/purrs]
(magegirlnino) Uh ok
(suishotomoe) Rath.
(magegirlnino) If noboby needs me, I'm going to go now..
(kelzmelzer9975) I'm sorry Nino.
(kelzmelzer9975) I'm just not in the best mood.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) just trying to speed it up. XD
(fiveshiftone) Nino~
(fiveshiftone) I need you.
(mallowninja) Yeah... 8D" RATH STARTED IT
(magegirlnino) 
(suishotomoe) XD
(magegirlnino) What do you need me for?
(fiveshiftone) I need your loooove~
(magegirlnino) =3
(magegirlnino) Aw
(magegirlnino) Lol
(mallowninja) Amelia: I DIDN'T DO IT. I WOULD NEVER DO IT. YOU ALL KNOW ME, DO YOU THINK I'D DO THIS?
(suishotomoe) Tino~
(mallowninja) Amelia: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MY FRIENDS! DX
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Is that not you in the picture?
(mallowninja) Amelia: NO!
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Even though we have a witness who knows you and saw you there?
(mallowninja) Amelia: I am NOT in that picture!
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Sounds awefully far fetched
(suishotomoe) *objections in Rei's place*
(suishotomoe) Questions only, please.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) heh
(suishotomoe) (4 minutes left)
("Rathy Kun" fiveshiftone) heh
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Then where were you during the time in question?
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(mallowninja) ;~;
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ...
("Rathy Kun" fiveshiftone) >.>
(mallowninja) Amelia: I was asleep. When I went to sleep, no one else was in the room!
(mallowninja) Amelia: And I was wearing PAJAMAS, thank you very much!
(mallowninja) Amelia: >':
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Canyou verify this?
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Amelia must strip and do naughty things in her sleep.
("Rathy Kun" fiveshiftone) I doubt she can.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) o_o
(mallowninja) Amelia: How am I supp-supposed to do that? I went to bed fully clothed and no one else was in-- I DO NOOOOOT
(mallowninja) Amelia: DX
(mallowninja) Amelia: WHAT IS THIS, SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKE?
(mallowninja) Amelia: YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PEOPLE FOR DOING THIS TO ME
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ....
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) It's like sleep walking, only dirtier.
(suishotomoe) (3 minutes. If Rath has no further questions, I'm calling closing arguments)
(suishotomoe) *2)
(mallowninja) Amelia: *crying all over again*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) *has more questions, but skips them for time's sake*
(mallowninja) Amelia: >A>
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Amelia is trying to side track us. D:
(mallowninja) Amelia: I-I'm innocent...!!
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Tricky tricky.
(suishotomoe) okay then, PROSECUTION! CLOSING ARGUMENTS.
(suishotomoe) everyone else, silence please.
(mallowninja) Amelia: Wh-Who's supposed to give my defense's closing argument...? *shuts up*
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ESTABLISH THAT IT IS THE DEFENDANT IN THIS PICTURE FROM THE FIRST WITNESS
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) HER OTHER AQUAINTANCE SAYS THAT SHE IS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO DO SUCH THINGS
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) HEATH WAS HERE AND SAID STUFF
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) HEATH IS COOL
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) done
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(suishotomoe) Amelia? DEFENSE CLOSING ARGUMENT.
(suishotomoe) (in Rei's place)
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) xD
(kelzmelzer9975) I'm halfway flattered.
(suishotomoe) (XD)
(mallowninja) Amelia: I-I didn't do ANYTHING you guys said I-I did. I do not sleep naked, I was not with any other people when I went to bed, I am certainly still a virgin and that p-picture is a lie.
(mallowninja) Amelia: THAT IS ALL. D':<
(suishotomoe) (is there a jury here at all?)
(kelzmelzer9975) Jury Present.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) lyre, hat, tib, heath
(xxsugarcreekxx)I was going to go take a shower like 2 hrs ago but I got distracted here.
(xxsugarcreekxx)what now?
(suishotomoe) Jury, what do you say?
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Amelia has big boobs.
(mallowninja) Amelia: ...I'm doomed. D'x
(suishotomoe) GUILTY or NOT GUILTY.
(mallowninja) Amelia: *covers face with hands* ...
(suishotomoe) State your verdict.
(xxsugarcreekxx)....SLURPEE.
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) I CINCUR
(kelzmelzer9975) Jury votes for slurpees.
(suishotomoe) (XD)
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ..CONCUR
(xxsugarcreekxx)-runs out of courtroom-
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Slurpees!
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) 
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) Amelia must buy our slurpees!
(suishotomoe) Okay, FINAL VERDICT:
(kelzmelzer9975) Slurpees.
(suishotomoe) AMELIA BUYS SLUSHIES FOR EVERYONE, AND GOES IN THE RECORD AS NOT GUILTY.
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Guilty and Amelia buys us all slurpees.
(suishotomoe) *bangs gavel*
(suishotomoe) >]
("Rathy Kun" jungledude14) ....good enough!
("Assistant to Kurry" mercuryhuntress) Amelia, where's my slurpee?! D:
(mallowninja) Amelia: ... *digs out money* I-I'm very VERY tempted to hate you all...
(suishotomoe) (which basically means Amelia is not guilty!)
(mallowninja) Amelia: I'm installing a padlock on my bedroom door...
(mallowninja) Amelia: *trudges off to buy slurpees*
(mallowninja) (Yes but I am still emotionally SCARRED)
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