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Behatzlacha-S

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:20 pm


Oh puh-lease I've seen every episode. From the one where George puts a brick in his pants to slow his swimming to the &-day pregnancy.

"She's a hooker, George."
"Really? Fascinating sport. Never been much good at it myself, I'm more of a spectator."
*hooker looks shocked*

(In Rugby, one of the positions is called a "hooker" because he hooks the ball with his feet in a scrum, which is like an organised maul, which is like a fight with rules. I hope that clears things up there.)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:22 pm


I soooo loved both of those episodes, and also the one abou the reality show and so many more!

But we can't discuss it here. TJAM or PM?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:26 pm


PM, duh
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:27 pm


Zumbi2
Okay I typed the word Hebrew, and gaia blocked it out. I think Gaia is anti-jew.


Anti-Jewish Gaia??

Naah, next thing you'll be telling me is you can rig out your avi to look nazi-esque.

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I wouldn't care about this so much if they didn't have a Totenkopf pin on the caps.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:38 pm


I love the fact that they all have blue eyes and blond hair!

Oh, and Nazis don't frown - they smile, happy in the knowledge that they are superior to us lesser races.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:42 pm


Erm, Wow. confused

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:58 pm


Behatzlacha-S
I love the fact that they all have blue eyes and blond hair!

Oh, and Nazis don't frown - they smile, happy in the knowledge that they are superior to us lesser races.


Fine, this better?

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That's right... this complete uniform is on sale at H.R. Wesley, look for the Soldat items xd
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:27 pm


That is most worrisome.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:54 pm


Lets start a petition for Star of David necklace!

Well, getting back to the topic, I was 5 when this happened. So, my dad, my mom, my older brother and I were walking through the park and Dad had a frisbee and the three of us started to play (Our Mom couldn't play because she was 8 months pregnant with the twins).

So Dad was saying how blonds weren't stupid, and of course, to get on his nerves, we kept saying they were. Then he started picking on me and my red-hairedness. Eliasz (who was about 13) practically pegged the frisbee at our Dad. Dad ran for it and ended up crashing into a tree.

I guess it doesn't sound funny, but knowing my Dad, it still 'tickles my bones'.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:30 pm


So, till my dad was 8 years old, he lived in Lithuania. When he was in first grade, he needed to communicate something to his teacher, but the problem was there was not a common language they could use (one of them only spoke Lithuanian and the other only Russian at the time). The teacher was calling my sabba and soffta (his parents) to figure out what he was saying, but when she was about to ask, she had already figured it out, for there was a wet area where my dad stood.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:18 pm


Funny stories, guys!

(I do love to get the last post on as many threads at a time as possible; it's like empires conquering lands.)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:46 pm


I did that for a week, but then you came along and started beating me.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:55 pm


Behatzlacha-S
I did that for a week, but then you came along and started beating me.


MWAHAHAHAHA! twisted

Wait; are you tricking me into spamming?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:07 pm


Lumanny
Behatzlacha-S
I did that for a week, but then you came along and started beating me.


MWAHAHAHAHA! twisted

Wait; are you tricking me into spamming?


Behatz strikes again!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:11 pm


How very diabolical and somewhat against your own plans..

But was that really your intention when you posted it?
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