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 Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:00 pm
RainJosh Do insects breath? Why does the moon go 'round earth? Do apes have a conciousness? What about pineapples? Who came up with all those smileys?! Will somebody clean the bathroom for me today? Could you describe what I'll be like in twenty years? Have you ever changed a baby's nappie? Do you know Ritter Sport? Where do all these questions come from?
Do insects breath? : In some form.
Why does the moon go 'round earth? : Because the earth has a high gravitational pull.
Do apes have a conciousness? : Yeah.
What about pineapples? : No.
Who came up with all those smileys?! : I do not feel comfortable answering this question.
Will somebody clean the bathroom for me today? : No... They are too lazy, but.... really?
Could you describe what I'll be like in twenty years? : Nope.
Have you ever changed a baby's nappie? : Yes.
Do you know Ritter Sport? : Nope.
Where do all these questions come from? : Users.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:52 am
Why do pyromaniacs like fire so much?
Have you ever watched styrofoam melt in a fire?
Why can I never take a good picture of me?
Why does the flash on my camera hate me so?
Will you step on a bug this week?
Have you ever seen a pig fly?
Have you ever given money to a supposed homeless person only to find that they were really wearing those Abercrombie ripped jeans that come at $80 at the cheapest?
Are you really sure that 42 isn't the answer to life, the universe, and everything? 
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:06 pm
Pixelated Irony Why do pyromaniacs like fire so much?
Have you ever watched styrofoam melt in a fire?
Why can I never take a good picture of me?
Why does the flash on my camera hate me so?
Will you step on a bug this week?
Have you ever seen a pig fly?
Have you ever given money to a supposed homeless person only to find that they were really wearing those Abercrombie ripped jeans that come at $80 at the cheapest?
Are you really sure that 42 isn't the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Why do pyromaniacs like fire so much? : They are just mesmerised by it.
Have you ever watched styrofoam melt in a fire? : Erm... I can not say I have.
Why can I never take a good picture of me? : Take the cap off of the end of the camera.
Why does the flash on my camera hate me so? : See above Question.
Will you step on a bug this week? : Yes, but not on purpose.
Have you ever seen a pig fly? : Not by itself.
Have you ever given money to a supposed homeless person only to find that they were really wearing those Abercrombie ripped jeans that come at $80 at the cheapest? : I have helped out plenty of homeless people only to see them buying drugs or other things that ARE NOT FOOD, but I have never seen a Homeless person with Abercrombie jeans on.
Are you really sure that 42 isn't the answer to life, the universe, and everything? : I am quite sure. 42 is not even anywhere in the ball park.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:37 am
Do you know where I can find my pants?
Do awesome people also get dust in their belly button?
Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time?
Do you learn by doing, or learn by theory?
Have you ever measured the length of your manlyness?
What is it's size?
If you haven't measured yet, will you measure in the future?
What technique is the best?
Have you ever had bull's cohones as a meal?
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:42 pm
RainJosh Do you know where I can find my pants? Do awesome people also get dust in their belly button? Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time? Do you learn by doing, or learn by theory? Have you ever measured the length of your manlyness? What is it's size? If you haven't measured yet, will you measure in the future? What technique is the best? Have you ever had bull's cohones as a meal?
Do you know where I can find my pants? : In your hamper.
Do awesome people also get dust in their belly button? : YES!
Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time? : Erm... no?
Do you learn by doing, or learn by theory? : I learn my explaining things.
Have you ever measured the length of your manlyness? : WTF?
What is it's size? : See above "WTF?"
If you haven't measured yet, will you measure in the future? See above "WTF?"
What technique is the best? : I have no clue.
Have you ever had bull's cohones as a meal? I have never had them.. or plan on it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:01 pm
[☣]BOOM!
[☣]thud How many fingers am I holding up?
What do you use to style your hair?
Is it hard, secretly being David Archuleta?
What are your plans for when you turn 18?
Do you like speaking in a British accent?
Would you give up a life of drug abuse and crime to start a family? . . . .
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:15 pm
Have you ever had one of those life changing experiences?
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:22 pm
[ Im Not Raven ] [☣]BOOM!
[☣]thud How many fingers am I holding up?
What do you use to style your hair?
Is it hard, secretly being David Archuleta?
What are your plans for when you turn 18?
Do you like speaking in a British accent?
Would you give up a life of drug abuse and crime to start a family? . . . .
How many fingers am I holding up? : Two.... and... scream
What do you use to style your hair? : Erm... That is a secret.
Is it hard, secretly being David Archuleta? : Yes, very.
What are your plans for when you turn 18? : I am not sure, it is a long way away.
Do you like speaking in a British accent? : Erm... not really... it is rather strange.... ( Ello, tea time is at 3' , your in a bit of a sticky wicket, the lu. )
Would you give up a life of drug abuse and crime to start a family? : Yes, any day.
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:24 pm
Legendary_Masaki Have you ever had one of those life changing experiences?
Have you ever had one of those life changing experiences? : Yes, It changed things for the better.
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:41 pm
[☣]BOOM!
[☣]thud Have you ever sat down to pee, just because you were too lazy to stand? . . . .
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:44 pm
[ Im Not Raven ] [☣]BOOM!
[☣]thud Have you ever sat down to pee, just because you were too lazy to stand? . . . .
Have you ever sat down to pee, just because you were too lazy to stand? : Erm.... no...
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:08 pm
[☣]BOOM!
[☣]thud What do you think your dying words will be? . . . .
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:10 pm
[ Im Not Raven ] [☣]BOOM!
[☣]thud What do you think your dying words will be? . . . .
What do you think your dying words will be? : Silence, I would like to die of old age in my sleep.
;]
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:17 pm
Why am I so irrational when I try to be rational?
Why do I like to argue with people when I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose before it starts?
Why is it so fun to say 'why?'
Why do all horror movies look so awful in the previews?
Why do horror movies always have 'the' in them?
Why do horror movies have so many sequels when you already know what happens in them?
Why did they lie when they said that 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:24 pm
Pixelated Irony Why am I so irrational when I try to be rational?
Why do I like to argue with people when I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose before it starts?
Why is it so fun to say 'why?'
Why do all horror movies look so awful in the previews?
Why do horror movies always have 'the' in them?
Why do horror movies have so many sequels when you already know what happens in them?
Why did they lie when they said that 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Why am I so irrational when I try to be rational? : Just clarify your thoughts.
Why do I like to argue with people when I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose before it starts? : You stand up for what you believe at the time is correct.
Why is it so fun to say 'why?' : When one asks " Why " they want more than a simple answer... that is "Fun."
Why do all horror movies look so awful in the previews? : Because it is hard to show all of the gory scenes on T.V
Why do horror movies always have 'the' in them? : They do not, Saw 1-5. ^__^;
Why do horror movies have so many sequels when you already know what happens in them? : Because people still watch them, in fact... see above post.
Why did they lie when they said that 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? : Because they were trying to make the fact that no one can come up with a 100 % sure answer by attempting to be humorous.
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