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 Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:04 am
True...but blonds are good too, because when the zombies finally catch them they'll find out that they don't have any brains and just throw them back.
P.S. My brother's a blond. xp
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:23 pm
So basically it would be like using a rubber worm to catch fish?
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:37 pm
Yes. So if that doesn't work we can throw a grenade in!
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:12 pm
Or give the blondes a grenade so that they can stick it in a zombie before they're let go.
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:52 pm
Also I am offended by this confersation!
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:10 am
Uh...was that a joke or are you serious. Because I don't want to lose another friend because of a misinterpritation.
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:25 am
Why should you be offended, you shall survive the zombie apocalypse! Even if you are the rare form of blond that is not even slightly intellegence challenged, chances are that the zombies, who have no working brains of their own, will just assume that because you are blonde you have nothing that they want.
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:11 pm
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:40 pm
So you have a 100% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse for the afformentioned reason (zombies stupidity in assuming that you like many of your similarly follicled but intelligence challenged brethren, have no available nutrients)
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:54 am
Actually, I think he has a 50% chance of survival when you take into acount the average human stupidity factor, not to mention if he's a teenager then his chances drop another 20% (once again for stupidity).
So he only really has a 30% chance of survival. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:58 pm
Hey! I have mapped out a ton of zombie plans!
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:46 pm
Which ups your survival rate 40%.
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:47 pm
I have each place to get ammo, rations, and weaponry mapped.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:36 pm
I have easy acces to my roof from my room... does that count for anything?
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:11 am
Nope. smile
Not really, because you'll end up dead up there anyway.
"Silly person. Haven't you ever read the 'Zombie Survival Guide'?"
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