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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:41 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:44 pm
DADADADUUMMMM...
omgosh it's hot in socal x_x
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
yup southern california. oh look! now it's starting to cool down =]
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:59 pm
u live there or visiting
cause i'm in norcal
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affromann_95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:35 pm
this place is much better than my huse good job biggrin
very comfy..... stare zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:50 pm
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mario from the 707 Captain
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affromann_95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:52 pm
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******** Indian.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the ******** down
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s s**t.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:31 pm
blackie chan14 u live there or visiting cause i'm in norcal i live here =]
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:22 pm
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:00 am
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:29 am
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
lol
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