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 Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:19 pm
Behatzlacha-S Possibly a very old matress? Nope.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:16 am
A 20 ft bun covered in mayonnaise? Which is then closed and consumed by John Prescott?? No?
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:08 am
Behatzlacha-S A 20 ft bun covered in mayonnaise? Which is then closed and consumed by John Prescott?? No? Nope, lets see if DP can figure out what the dog has found.
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:47 am
A large mitten? Just using the info given, is all.
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:05 pm
Behatzlacha-S A large mitten? Just using the info given, is all. You're missing one big part of the riddle in regards to given information.
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:59 pm
LordNeuf Ok here's one for DP A man is sitting on a train smoking a cigar, the woman sitting across from him has a teacup poodle in her lap. The woman waves her hand across her face and then says "Excuse me sir, your cigar is bothering my little mittens. Can you please put that out?" "Sorry man, you bought a ticket for the smoking section and I paid way to much for this cigar for you to tell me to snuff it. I'm going to sit here and enjoy it." The woman, not liking that answer reaches across the cabin, grabs the cigar and throws it out the window. The man in turn then reaches over, grabs the tea cup poodle and throws it out the window. "MY MITTENS!" the woman yells as she reaches for the emergency stop. The train grinds to a halt, the woman runs outside to find her dog, and she finds her dog, safe and sound, curiously sniffing something lying on the ground. What... is the dog sniffing at? The cigar?
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:00 pm
darkphoenix1247 LordNeuf Ok here's one for DP A man is sitting on a train smoking a cigar, the woman sitting across from him has a teacup poodle in her lap. The woman waves her hand across her face and then says "Excuse me sir, your cigar is bothering my little mittens. Can you please put that out?" "Sorry man, you bought a ticket for the smoking section and I paid way to much for this cigar for you to tell me to snuff it. I'm going to sit here and enjoy it." The woman, not liking that answer reaches across the cabin, grabs the cigar and throws it out the window. The man in turn then reaches over, grabs the tea cup poodle and throws it out the window. "MY MITTENS!" the woman yells as she reaches for the emergency stop. The train grinds to a halt, the woman runs outside to find her dog, and she finds her dog, safe and sound, curiously sniffing something lying on the ground. What... is the dog sniffing at? The cigar? Nope, it's... THE BRICK FROM MY FIRST POST ON PAGE 1! (hides)
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:21 pm
*Finds Neuf and beats him to death with his brick*
*painfully*
*with plenty of FPS-style gore*
*Grrr.....*
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:50 pm
xd The cigar should totally be another answer- it was at least in the same riddle!
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:59 am
The suicidal stick-seer... Hmmm....
Was the stick's location of any importance?
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:06 pm
Hey everybody, I'm new to the guild. My friend Lumanny got me into it, and i absolutely love riddles! Here's a good one:
its dark, storming, and all the power is out in the city. A man is running to find shelter from the rain. He comes to an old mansion. once inside, he finds three doors-one green, one red, and one gold. he walks through the red door, and comes to anothe rred door, another green door, and another gold door. he goes through the gold door this time, and finds a third red, a third green, and a third gold door. this time, he walks through the green door to find himself in front of a green genie. the genie says to him "Hey, you've made me really mad, so i'm going to kill you now. but, i'll let you choose how you are going to die. you can either die by being pushed off a cliff with sharp rocks and spikes at the bottom, get shot in the heart many times, or the electric chair. which do you choose?"
Now, the man doesn't want to die, so he thinks for a moment and then tells the genie his choice.
Which did the man choose, and why? Good Luck! Shalom!
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:13 pm
I know doomjax from school and we are close friends in the real world. He's already told me this and I know the answer but won't spoil my friend's fun.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:56 pm
The electric chair, as the power was out.
Now, the location of the stick is of no real importance. However, to make it easier, we'll say its standing upright.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:18 pm
Awesome! you got it!
now, how bout this one:
on one street there are 3 houses. a red house, a blue house and a green house. the red house is made of bricks, the blue house is made of blue wood. what is the green house made of? Lumanny, keep your mouth closed plz smile lol.
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