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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:19 pm
ok, so, first I have to tell you about mr. fuzzyknackers and why he was there....
I have this little bunny stuffy that I named Mr. Fuzzyknackers (Don't ask) and I can't sleep without him, ok?
I slept over at a friends house and I forgot him there, so she brought him to school for me during the week-the day I have jazz band.
I had put Mr. Fuzzyknackers on the ground next to my trumpet case and began to warm up, then one of the other trumpet players (I hate this guy with a passion) KICKED MR. FUZZYKNACKERS!!!
so I said "Don't kick mr. fuxxyknackers."
then he grinned at me and kicked him AGAIN!
so i kicked him in the shins and told him not to kcik my property.
so he complained to Mr. H, our BD...
I love what Mr. H did about it....
He told me not to kick Keaten, so I said "He started it"
then he told me, just loud enough for Keaten to hear "Don't kick keaten, he's sensitive and i don't need anybody crying today."
blaugh xd Keaten went so red in the face, it was hilarious!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:42 pm
Well, a lot of things go stupidly. Our bari sax player and his brother made up sweater vest Thursday and they might wear one for our concert tonight. And our BD got his daughter a train that was way too big for her and suggested to put it in the band room. And our BD also knew someone that was relate to the creator of Marshmallow Peeps and now he is getting Christmas Peeps as a present from the band at our concert. =3 SWEATER VEST THURSDAY!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:51 pm
Today, in band class, we had a very interesting discussion.
Mr G, our BD, was saying something about the sound pyramid, when one of the drummer's asked "Where are drums on that?"
Everybody went silent.
Mr G: "Umm.. that's an awkward question. I was hoping you wouldn't ask that."
Then one of the other drummers yelled "In terms of awkwardness, it's like asking where babies come from." XD
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:56 pm
So, the Chirstmas Concert. We were playing Sleight Ride like in tradition we always do but with the choir this time. And in our big jazzy part where just the band got to play snow machines started to go off. Fake snow? No. This was soap these machines were spewing. Spreading all around? No, these machines were a straight shot and drenched the first saxophone player XD he was telling us about it afterward and was telling us how it totally drenched his music to the point where he couldn't read it and we watched the video the next day. The machines went off, and we watched as he went from wearing black and red, to being completely white XD. Alot of people got drenched with the "snow."
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:00 pm
ahh, the good times...
well in my band class out woodwinds and brass players are spilt, and one day they brought us together. we couldnt get a part of a song right and our tuba player blew into his tuba, but he didnt lazyly and so it sounded like farting, when he was done we all turned to out instucter and said "GOSH MR.PALEN!" and we call couldnt consentrate after that lol.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:35 am
we have abunch of goofballs and my band director Ms.Christy likes to mess with thier heads cause they ain't that bright, so she used to say that everytime we made a mistake twice in a row she'd kill the cutest puppy she could find(she didn't of couse, she loves dogs) and one day the boys went into her office to get a drink from the sink she's got and she's also foods teacher so students bring her food, like cake or something, and sometimes she has a plastic knife. Well the boys saw the plastic knife and flipped out running out screaming "SHE'S GOT A KNIFE!!!SHE WAS KILLING PUPPIES!!!!" all of us are laughing and they lookat us like"what's so funny?She'KILLING puppies" Ms. Christy was laughing even then she told them to go to thier sections. and this year it took them 5 minutes to figure out what she ment by STFU.XD man they can be idiots but they are our idiots.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:43 pm
[Decem. 22nd] Band: Marcus wasn't here, and I was so happy. *_*
We played Winter Wonderland, and Ryan said this would be a good song for our spring concert. O_O
Band lessons: We got Silent night, Angels heard on high and Jingle bells... We were gonna carol. .___. No, not singing, playing. We were with the trumpets and Mr.Hanna on Tuba. [I swear, he was standing next to me, and I was getting so jealous]
Ms.Tengood was breaking us up into groups for jingle bells. Ms.Tengood: Scott and Skadi play line C [With Mr.H] and Ryan and -Ugh Ryan and Brian play B. Mr.Hanna:Sometimes I call Scott Skadi. xDD
Hallway: I could have sworn Scott touched my back. O__O
Carol: First we played for Mr.Sulyok's first grade music classroom. Mr.Hanna said one of the kid's could fit in his Tuba.. xD
I swear. I lyk, failed on Jingle bells. ._. But I did good on silent night. Mr.S: Was that violent night? xDD
Then it was for this 2nd grade classroom. We just played Jingle Bells.
Hallway 2: We were carrying our stands and such, and this lady thoguth we were a marching band. ._.
Carol: Then we played for the principals. God, I was so close to Scott, I thoguth I'd die. ._____.
Then we went into this 4th grade classroom. I swear, it was WORSE than the office.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:19 am
Well... When we went to play at some elemantary schools, our BD, Mrs. G, was all sweet and her voice was all childish and....O___o We just started to crack up just by the way she talked to them! Oh! And one time in the hall way, this kid threw a nerf football in the air, and it hit this girl like right in the head, and I don't think he was even aiming! XD It was so funny, but you could tell the girl was pissed by the way she left xP!
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:47 pm
Well, we practice in the stadium instead of our practice field before games/competitions, etc., like most bands do. Well, one afternoon before a game, we were walking out to the stadium and this red bull car drives up and parks by the gates. And these ladies pop out and start handing everyone red bull, not saying a word! After warm-up, when we were waiting to get out of the warm-up area, this guy in my section, Chris, was like "I had like, nine cans of it. I'm ready to piss lightning bolts !"
Chris is the band's resident mexican, okay. So there's a fence separating our practice field and our stadium, and at practice one night he was behind the fence during warm-up. So he tried to climb the fence, but failing so badly. A bunch of us were like "MEXICAN FAIL" and he was like "Hey, I can only do it once in my life."
AND OH GOD STATE WAS SO EPIC. Alright, so. We lost prelims, and all the prelims excellence categories. So we came back to the dome and we were waiting and waiting to go on, nervously chatting (there were like two bands ahead of us) and such, and Chris was like "if we win, i'm jumping in the hotel pool. hell, even if we don't win." So then we won finals, regaining our title as Back-to-Back State Champs! And he stayed true to his promise. Only a few chaperones saw, and they were like "...If you get out quickly, no one has to find out about this."
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:33 am
Well in my band my friend Meghan ( Shes a flute ) She said " I wonder does the flute snort? " It was soo funny. Are band teacher started laughing and then everyone did too.
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:23 am
lawlz we did this...yeah color guards should not have brownies cake and donuts for breakfast for their last game....i mean nothing happened but we were like insane...so anyways this random chick aka the person holding foil balls...for some reason we ended up with a mans genitals...so yeah she came out of no where and chilled with us and she started cracking jokes and talking in an English accent and kept eating our food but we had tons of fun...and this was just part of it.
 Needles to say this is normal!!! Also there's the tail about when i was doing a toss wrong....turns out my hands kept popping up closer to my boobs then i caught it...my instructor Sammy recognized it and portrayed it as the dinosaur in Meet The Robinson's and then quoted it facing in a corner like in the movie..."WHY ARENT YOU SEZING THE BOY!?" "My head is too big and my arms are to small." Lawlz! Also-i hit a tuba player on the a** with my flag pole on purpose.Sorry for page streaching...and posting media...but yeah other people had bigger posts so yeah...
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:48 am
Brian fell off his chair, so our BD comes over and saves Brian's instrument, while Billy comes over to Brian and says "BRIAN!! IF YOU SEE A LIGHT DO NOT RUN INTO IT! D: " xD
Well, last year, Brian didn't have a chair for our spring concert. xD Brian: Will I get a CHAIR for the spring concert? Mr.Hanna: Of course not, Brian. Brian: I was about to protest... Class: Your Vice President, can't you do something? xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:03 am
we once in our band some of us got togheter and this girl named pinky wanted to get in to the tuba case and we put her in there so we started to take the case into another building in our school that had stairs and we went to the seconed floor and drop the case down and with pinky still in it and it was funny as heck, then the case started to move because she was panicking so it started to move close to the next stairs and it fell again I was cracking up sp badly rofl but we got her out of the case after that
p.s. pinky was our Drum major for marching band xp
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:20 pm
So during marching band...
Some people in my section would spill water down their shirts when they tried to take a drink, so being college kids, they'd laugh and say "I have a drinking problem".
And my favorite, my band director was talking about our band trip, where we'd all stay in hotels. He was giving us a lecture on how the trip was not the time to...do certain activities with boyfriends/girlfriends. And he said "this trip is not the time to make new band students".
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:13 am
There's alot that I could post, but I think most of them are those 'you have to be there' moments. xP Buut... We have this song that the band plays called 'And the Angels Called'. Our BD usually just calls out the song name and we get it out to play it. So she called out "And the Angels Called" and the alto sitting beside me said "Did they leave a message?" It was really funny and our whole band started laughing. xD
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