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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:28 am
Granted, but it turns out he's dead.
I wish my pinky wasn't broken.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:04 pm
Granted. Now your thumb is.
I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for.
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:42 am
Granted, but it turns out you originally wished to know what to wish for, only you forgot because of the redundancy.
I wish that I can actually get onto zOMG beta this week.
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 pm
Granted, but it crashes the second you log on.
I wish I was accepted for the beta (or zeta, you know what I mean...)
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:34 pm
dracokagebuyo Granted, but it crashes the second you log on. I wish I was accepted for the beta (or zeta, you know what I mean...) Granted but then then your account gets hacked and you can't play on it. But I can since I was already accepted. I wish my computer would let me play zOMG!
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:27 pm
Muleferdan dracokagebuyo Granted, but it crashes the second you log on. I wish I was accepted for the beta (or zeta, you know what I mean...) Granted but then then your account gets hacked and you can't play on it. But I can since I was already accepted. I wish my computer would let me play zOMG! Granted but it explodes right after you're finished playing twisted I wish that I could play Sonic Unleashed already! whee
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:47 am
Granted, but for the first time in forever, it turns out to be a good Sonic game, and you die because it blew your fricking mind.
I wish I remembered to put on lotion every day because my hands keep getting really dry and annoying... ninja
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:46 pm
pathetic_negi_magician Granted, but for the first time in forever, it turns out to be a good Sonic game, and you die because it blew your fricking mind. I wish I remembered to put on lotion every day because my hands keep getting really dry and annoying... ninja Granted but the only reason you remember is because you've been thrown in a hole, and you have to put the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again. I wish I had super powers.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:13 pm
Granted, but your power is to levitate half of a millimeter off the ground...
I wish I had an army of completely obedient ants similar to those from the Crystal Skull, you know, the Indiana Jones movie...
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:30 pm
dracokagebuyo Granted, but your power is to levitate half of a millimeter off the ground... I wish I had an army of completely obedient ants similar to those from the Crystal Skull, you know, the Indiana Jones movie... Which I release on October 20th, my birthday.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:34 pm
ninja No wish, so you get killed for not fulfilling the only obligation you had.
I wish the guy before me had made a wish, so he wouldn't be dead.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:18 pm
God, this means I have to kill myself...or not...
Granted, I stay alive, but the rampaging ants still go out and somehow only kill you and drop dead before harming anyone else.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:17 pm
You didn't wish for something too. So rampaging ants also goes out and kills you somehow.
I wish the next person will actually wish for a wish that wishes for wish and got a grannysmith.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:16 pm
Granted. The apple turns out to be a grenade, which I use to stop those rampaging ants from killing me and direct at everyone else.
I wish the ants turned to lions...
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:21 am
Granted. But not lions, but instead copies of the game Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. You get crushed by the sheer mass of them.
I wish that I was somehow running for president of the United States and won. (with Michael RD as the VP... ha!)
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