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"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine."
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
I love Deep Thoughts! My favorite is probably the on that goes kinda like:
"Next time you're fighting in a war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Instead throw an orange. Then everyone wil stop fighting and start thinking about how funny/stupid war is, and while they're thinking- you can throw a real grenade." (or something like that)
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
or maybe:
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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