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Lucifer Morningstar
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:04 pm


*sighs, grabs one of the martini clearks and takes a sip*

Son, if you have to appear in court, at least try to remain awake.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:05 pm


Valgarity is a matter of personal deffintion. Describe the animations.  

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Tenzil Kem

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:13 pm


Your Honor, if it pleases the court, I would like to state that how my client defines vulgarity is very much so at the center of this case. I will be calling a witness later to testify as to the character of my client, both before and after these video releases.

domokun
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:15 pm


Very good to see you're covering all your bases, Counsel. That's not a deffinition of the vulgarity though.  

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Technologist Tony Stark

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:15 pm


*Walks in and takes a seat to watch the proceedings.*
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:16 pm


Um...well...it's embarrassing...but they were animations of me...um...doin weird sexual acts to things.

Chris Powell

Hilarious Lunatic


Father B.D. Robo Crush

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:16 pm


Lucifer Morningstar
*sighs, grabs one of the martini clearks and takes a sip*

Son, if you have to appear in court, at least try to remain awake.
*Standing in an 'at ease position, legs spread and hands behind his back*

Should Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush... ENFORCE wakefulness, Your Honor? domokun *pops a scalpel on extending mechanical arms from his chest cavity, followed quickly by a bristling array of other sharp pointy objects*
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:18 pm


Chris Powell
Um...well...it's embarrassing...but they were animations of me...um...doin weird sexual acts to things.
Weirdness is also a matter of personal definition. To a stalwart Quaker missionary, buttons and a**l sex is not only weird but also vulgar. To the typical San Francisco homosexual, it's par for the course.
What exactly appears on the video?
 

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


l-lellboy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:19 pm


Lucifer Morningstar
*sighs, grabs one of the martini clearks and takes a sip*

Son, if you have to appear in court, at least try to remain awake.


Sorry, pop. sweatdrop *eyes the Padre warily*
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:20 pm


Father B.D. Robo Crush
Lucifer Morningstar
*sighs, grabs one of the martini clearks and takes a sip*

Son, if you have to appear in court, at least try to remain awake.
*Standing in an 'at ease position, legs spread and hands behind his back*

Should Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush... ENFORCE wakefulness, Your Honor? domokun *pops a scalpel on extending mechanical arms from his chest cavity, followed quickly by a bristling array of other sharp pointy objects*
If you would, please, Bailiff. I shouldn't have made the seats so comfortable, but I'm not about to break the line of my decor. Make sure no one falls asleep.

*martinis clink together anxiously*

Yes, yes, fine. The martinis will point out offenders.
 

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Chris Powell

Hilarious Lunatic

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:22 pm


Lucifer Morningstar
Chris Powell
Um...well...it's embarrassing...but they were animations of me...um...doin weird sexual acts to things.
Weirdness is also a matter of personal definition. To a stalwart Quaker missionary, buttons and a**l sex is not only weird but also vulgar. To the typical San Francisco homosexual, it's par for the course.
What exactly appears on the video?


gonk

Why do I have to say!? Just play the videos!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:23 pm


*Eyes the martinis warily.*

Technologist Tony Stark


Tenzil Kem

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:23 pm


Sprood, this just got a lot more like Bismollian court. If you electrified the seats, it would be exactly like Bismollian Senate.

domokun

Er, I digress. Your Honor, I have no further questions for my client at this time. I request a recess before the Defense cross-examines my client. Perhaps during this time you would care to review the 3 Devils Productions video in question?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:24 pm


Lucifer Morningstar
Father B.D. Robo Crush
Lucifer Morningstar
*sighs, grabs one of the martini clearks and takes a sip*

Son, if you have to appear in court, at least try to remain awake.
*Standing in an 'at ease position, legs spread and hands behind his back*

Should Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush... ENFORCE wakefulness, Your Honor? domokun *pops a scalpel on extending mechanical arms from his chest cavity, followed quickly by a bristling array of other sharp pointy objects*
If you would, please, Bailiff. I shouldn't have made the seats so comfortable, but I'm not about to break the line of my decor. Make sure no one falls asleep.

*martinis clink together anxiously*

Yes, yes, fine. The martinis will point out offenders.


Eheh. Eheheheh. ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

... *coughs into his hand* Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush means.. of course, Your Honor. ninja

Father B.D. Robo Crush

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