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 Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:11 pm
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
~ dunno who said it.
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:22 pm
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
~ not a clue
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:52 am
"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"
~ Wendy Leibman ~
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:57 pm
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
~Ellen DeGeneres~
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:48 am
"Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance"
~?????~
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:39 am
Why are all the cabins named after fish? OH! Nevermind, I get it.
~ myself
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:14 am
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
~HOMER SIMPSON~
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:01 pm
thats what the Russians want you to think...
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:28 am
I had a vampiric relapse, and happened to be in an Ihop that's open late.
~Myself
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:02 pm
You'll only get this if you're a Naruto fan. That said...
Deidara-chan: (it's a chicken)
Sasori-Danna: (lol sweet)
Deidara-chan: (i say we let them converse at the amusement park for a while)
Deidara-chan: (I'll start)
Deidara-chan: Thanks for the bird, un!
Deidara-chan: You're good at whack-a-weasel
Sasori-Danna: dont mention it...
Sasori-Danna: i like wacking weasels..
Deidara-chan: > smile I bet Kisame likes...whacking weasels
Deidara-chan: (omg I'm a pervert *is ashamed*)
Sasori-Danna: (Lol)
Sasori-Danna: hehehe
Deidara-chan: Personally, I like playing with dolls better than weasels > wink
Deidara-chan: (OMG I'm a WORSE perv crying )
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:41 pm
"if you can't join them, lead em, if you can't lead them confuse them"
-Anonymous
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:48 pm
"Damn, there's a lot holes around here".
~myself
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:22 am
"Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree."
~Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:14 am
"To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b***h-slap that mother.... upside the head."
~unknown~
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:23 pm
"Out of life's school of war - What does not destroy me, makes me stronger."
~Nietzche
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