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 Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:28 pm
Dead1ikeme ( We are the collective and we shall make you one of us) AHHHHHHHHHH ~The machine starts screaming~ WARNING! WARNING! FOREIGN AGENT DETECTED! SHIELDS GOING TO ROTATION PATTERNS! BACK-UP 13 AND PROTOCOL 19 ACTIVATED! PROGRAM 1013 ENGAGED! ~The rest is lost in the wail of a klaxon type alarm that can be heard for sixty nine miles away. Suddenly the room is bathed in a electric blue and pink smoke, while the shield starts to flicker rapidly, reminding you of a strobe light.~
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:44 pm
( Nothing you do can stop us we will take over this pathetic piece of flesh we will.......we will...........we.............wow look at all the pretty colors) burning_eyes
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:35 pm
eek ~The machine begins to flash out an erratic blend of lights and than suddenly belts out~ WILL BETTER OFF NAMELESS PLEASE COME COLLECT YOUR CAR! IT IS ILLEGALLY PARKED IN THE BOROUGH OF MANHATTAN! IF YOU FAIL TO COLLECT IT, THE AUTOMOBILE IN QUESTION WILL BE DUMPED IN THE EAST RIVER AT YOUR EXPENSE! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:01 pm
Message to better off nameless you have thirty yards to move your auto..................you have 10 yards to move your auto................you have 1 hour to move your cube LoL AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (this is not a drill this is not a drill please wake up to go to sleep)
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:46 pm
Dead1ikeme Message to better off nameless you have thirty yards to move your auto..................you have 10 yards to move your auto................you have 1 hour to move your cube LoL AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (this is not a drill this is not a drill please wake up to go to sleep)~The machine asks~ "How many cars does this person have?" mrgreen eek ~A spark comes off the machine and it says~ "I wanna be like you man cub!" And than starts to sing 'I wanna be like you'. eek
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:51 pm
enough that has just the right amount of copper wiring to make it slink down stairs
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Wanderer Ankh Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:00 pm
A.D. pops out of some dark corner and raps on the machine with the back of his closed left fist. "Go ahead and dump that car, I was about to do it myself. That car's a beater."
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:00 pm
Dead1ikeme enough that has just the right amount of copper wiring to make it slink down stairs ~The Machine~ This human creature had copper wiring?
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:05 pm
Better Off Nameless A.D. pops out of some dark corner and raps on the machine with the back of his closed left fist. "Go ahead and dump that car, I was about to do it myself. That car's a beater." ~As you attempt to rap on the Machine, a electrical jolt from the force field zaps you a good one~
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:09 pm
(pitiful flesh beings you shall all become one of us mwahahahahahahahaha)
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Wanderer Ankh Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:10 pm
A.D.'s undeath allows him to ignore electrical shocks and when he raps on the machine, all that happens is he jumps about six inches into the air. When he lands, he looks up at the machine, opening his fist and leaning his palm against the face of it. "What was that for?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:17 pm
Dead1ikeme (pitiful flesh beings you shall all become one of us mwahahahahahahahaha) ~The Machine~ Not very likely. I'm a bucket of bolts and my creator is from both the past and the future.
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:18 pm
(mwahahahahahahahaha flesh beings make us laugh LoL) rolls on floor making gurgle and clicking sounds that sound like laughter
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:20 pm
Better Off Nameless A.D.'s undeath allows him to ignore electrical shocks and when he raps on the machine, all that happens is he jumps about six inches into the air. When he lands, he looks up at the machine, opening his fist and leaning his palm against the face of it. "What was that for?" ~The Machine~ Cry pardon. My creator installed shields so weirdos can't tamper with me. Weirdos like Dead1ikeme and others.
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:22 pm
(we are not weird) emo pirate
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