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 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:33 pm
Granted! But you already have emphasema, lung cancer, poor circulation, and an expect life span of one week!
I wish that I had more RAM.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:16 am
Mira Granted! But you may never know the loving caress of a woman without inadvertently killing her afterward. I wish I could quit smoking. 8D AWESOME. LOL SORRY.
*turns back into a jinn*
Granted!!! You now face a stampede of rams!!
I wish I had gelatin.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:04 pm
Granted! But it is 50 years old, moldy, hairy, and liquidy...
I wish that I had another bottle of green tea.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:23 pm
Granted! But it's way too hot to drink.
I wish I had katars.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:09 pm
Granted! But they're dull as baloons.
I wish wishes came true.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:13 pm
Granted! But then every single one of your wishes would come true! (To better explain the downside of this, here is an example: You are depressed and wish that you/your boss/someone was dead, and that person dies instantly. Kind of like King Midas...)
I wish that the world operated at night hours instead of day hours. (nocturnal instead of diurnal)
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:46 am
Granted! You are now an albino! 8D
I wish I had a heart 8D
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:39 am
Granted! But it is weak and damaged, so you only live on day after getting your heart transplant.
I wish that I had freedom.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:32 pm
Granted! You have been exported to a deserted island with no means of establishing human contact whatsoever!
I wish I had no homework 8D
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:38 pm
Granted! But you are also not in school anymore so you can't get a job anywhere other than a fastfood restaurant! (not having a degree hurts)
I wish that I had more storage space.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:11 pm
Granted! But you go broke trying to fill it xp
I wish I could talk to animals.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:46 pm
Granted! You are now an animal!
8D I wish for... A BOOT TO THE HEAD FOR EVERYONE!!!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:17 pm
Granted! But you are a) the Mr. Maldune who is now dead or b) the executor of the will with a rabid Tasmanian Devil in your pants!
I wish that I was not bored.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:03 pm
Granted! You are now sad! 8D
[I'll go with A lol!]
I wish that mushrooms grew out of the sky with a black hole far far away eating them with a bent spork.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:24 pm
Granted! But after the black hole finishes eating the mushrooms that grew out of the sky using a bent sport, the black hole eats YOU with the bent spork! biggrin
I wish that my brother would help me with the housework.
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