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 Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:47 pm
you get your juice box but it has no juice xp
I wish I had a wii
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:03 pm
Upon getting the wii, you discover that whenever you try to play on it the disk is eaten. Even any of the programs on there don't work, and they only show a dark screen and a really annoying song you can't shut off.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:29 pm
Hey, you didn't make a wish for me to corrupt!
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:35 pm
to bring this back to life...
I wish i had Cherubimon Virus
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:13 am
Granted, but you will also get a computer virus that will flood you PC/Laptop with spam, before mass downloading a heap of loli, causing you to be arrested by police under Operation Centurion (Why yes, I AM a sick twisted thing. Why do you ask?)
I wish I was better at Mario Kart ^_^
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:39 am
you get better at mario kart but to do so it consumes your life and everything, you loose all bonds or ties with family, friends or any form of aquaintences. Nothing matters to you but playing Mariokart untill you die whilst playhing the game from not sleeping at all and eating nothing but junkfood. Noone knows you are dead for untill your body has decomposed so much that the smell irritates the whole block, and this becomes no more than an amuseing story to people who hear it because noone knew you anymore so ther was noone around to care...and mario kart doesnt have feelings.... oh yeah and 2 seconds after you die, someone beats all your high scores....Now THAT is sad *nods* :p
I wish i didnt have to go to work this weekend but still get paid.
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:27 pm
Granted, but after you get paid, you find it was taken from the corpse left outside your door. After a high speed chase with police involving a golf kart, a bus of nuns and a conveniently places fruit stand, you come to a grinding halt as the front half of your escape vehicle is pinned under a tree.
After fleeing from the scene, you are forced to work as a male escort until you grow old/unattractive and die.
And on top of that, I'm pretty sure you left the gas on.
I wish I had a better scanner.
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:09 pm
you get a new scanner, but it is too smart for your computer and when you try to buy new computer, you scanner is too dumb, so you get a new one and so the cycle continues
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:26 am
well since he forgot his wish I'll put in one.
I wish I could have a better paying job.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:25 am
(( oops sweatdrop ))
you become a male prostitue...it makes better money; but.... yeah.... sucks to be you ^^
i wish i could fly!
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:34 am
And then you'll fly right into a tree or something.
I wish I could afford an HDTV
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:49 am
you can afford an hdtv but greenpeace protests television so much that the industry is foced to close and tv's declared illegal
"curse you greenpeace"
I wish the greenpeace sighn up people outside my campus would go away there are ther eall teh time.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:53 am
The greenpeace people will finally leave with enough signitures to complete their true plan, complete and total world conquest!
I wish work wasn't so boring D:
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:12 pm
your place of employment explodes...how's that for excitement? not eneough, get this you were inside :p
i wish i hadnt forgot my mp3 player this morning.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:21 pm
Granted, but you drop you MP3 into a toilet
I wish I could be on tv and have my character killed XD
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