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 Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:03 am
tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman  Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:08 pm
Zombicide tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke. In the pokemon game Dialga created Time and Palkia created space. Arceus created them both.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:48 pm
Zombicide tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon?
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:17 pm
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:17 pm
Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out.
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:43 pm
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide tangocat777 The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out. You think very highly of yourself, don't you Dax?
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:34 pm
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide tangocat777 The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out. Try fighting the Cyberdemon on Nightmare difficulty. One rocket hit kills you even when you have maxed-out health and the mega armor. Seriously, Doomguy completely outclasses the Pokemon Trainer. You're comparing a commando with years of combat experience and the only human being to get out of Hell alive to a somewhat effeminate pre-pubescent teenager who can't fight for himself so he uses little mutant animal thingies to fight for him. Yeah, that's REAL manly. Don't fight others yourself, but use your crew of mutant animals to fight for you. If you think the Pokemon Trainer is manly, your definition of manly is heavily ********. Also, how is Doomguy NOT manly? You have yet to explain why you say he isn't manly.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:03 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide tangocat777 The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) Well, they obviously aren't very godly if they can be caught and shoved into a ball the size of your hand and then suddenly become your b***h. Seriously, saying the Pokemon Trainer is manly is a ******** joke.
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out. You think very highly of yourself, don't you Dax?
People tell me I ejaculate liquid awesome. Which reminds me of a Liquid Snake quip me and a friend had. Anyways, on to Zombicide. @Zombicide: There isn't a set difficulty in Pokemon, so yeah. So how's not being able to control a immortal being with the power to ******** kill you without blinking, NOT classified as manly? You have the power to ******** destroy the space, time, or ******** both, ending reality as we know it. I'd put ending Reality over defeating Demons in Hell. Anyday. Oh, and Kratos walked out of Hell. Climbed actually, with swords instead of automatic weapons. Don't think I ever said Doomguy was not manly. Here's something. Why don't you take you're monkey, set him on fire, and tell him to fight a supreme deity of Space/Time/Creation, that at anytime, could warp you to the sun, send you back to the moment of creation, or end you're existance completely Cthulhu Style. The only thing that would out class that, is if SHODAN was your mother, Alma was your, and you lived in an All-Abusive Women Society. I mean, why the hell do you think people call drug leaders powerful? Why do people worship their gang leaders? Why is Scarface one of the greatest movies of all time? Why Did England have a King most other countries FEARED?
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:24 am
Also Known As Daxelman Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out. You think very highly of yourself, don't you Dax?
People tell me I ejaculate liquid awesome. That's disgusting. But fortunately for you, if I try denying it, it would be an admission that I have some kind of experience with any or all of your ejaculatory fluids. So, I'll just assume you're being honest. Congratulations. I feel nauseous.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:15 am
What the HELL happened here? This thread was pretty cool, comparing the manliness of video game characters, but a long tangent of someone trying to prove that Pokemon Trainer was a manly character apparently resulted in Dax speaking of ejaculatory fluids. Can we please stoppit now and get on subject? If not, this thread might do better in the trash can.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:40 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out. You think very highly of yourself, don't you Dax?
People tell me I ejaculate liquid awesome. That's disgusting. But fortunately for you, if I try denying it, it would be an admission that I have some kind of experience with any or all of your ejaculatory fluids. So, I'll just assume you're being honest. Congratulations. I feel nauseous.
This reminds me of a Liquid Snake joke.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:52 pm
SuperJawes2112 What the HELL happened here? This thread was pretty cool, comparing the manliness of video game characters, but a long tangent of someone trying to prove that Pokemon Trainer was a manly character apparently resulted in Dax speaking of ejaculatory fluids. Can we please stoppit now and get on subject? If not, this thread might do better in the trash can. *applauds*
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:56 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar SuperJawes2112 What the HELL happened here? This thread was pretty cool, comparing the manliness of video game characters, but a long tangent of someone trying to prove that Pokemon Trainer was a manly character apparently resulted in Dax speaking of ejaculatory fluids. Can we please stoppit now and get on subject? If not, this thread might do better in the trash can. *applauds* Yeah I've just been skipping this thread. I got to the...fluids and decided to stay clear until I saw Arvis on here *figured it would be safe if Arvis posted*
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:22 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman
They're Pokemon, essentially, they can be caught, but, undeniably, they are gods. Arceus created both time and space itself. He/she/it could easily destroy the gods of said things. Chaos insured. Besides, if the devil is so badass to beat, why did it get beat by a 'roided up speechless human with a automatic weapon? And if the "legendary" Pokemon are so badass to beat, then how can they be defeated by some pre-pubescent kid with a little electric mouse who captures animal-ish critters and shoves them into balls and forces them to fight? And Doomguy is actually manly. Plus, at least he can carry all those weapons and at least he can take on the armies of Hell ALL BY HIMSELF. And he doesn't make little critters do the job for him. I think you and tango are joking when you say the Pokemon Trainer is manly. If you aren't, then that's pretty sad. neutral
Walk into a Legendary Fight with a Lvl 5 Pikachu like Ash Has, and you'll get you're a** ******** sideways with a bloody hack saw. Not to mention Ash does more damage against Legendaries, (Mentally), than any of his Pokemon. All of his Pokemon get there asses handed to them in battles against Legendaries, and that's just movies. Taking the levels of Ash's Pokemon and translating them to game, he doesn't have anything over level 36. Most legendaries range from the Lvl 45-80 zone. Big mis-advantage. By the Way, those little critters, are 15 feet tall, 1000+ pounds, and one of them can send Doomguy to the sun threw a different dimension. Ergo Shadow's Chaos Control. If I had the Power to control THAT, I'D be godly. By the way, Hell isn't scary. At all. Ceased being scary in the 60s. More so when Children Of The Corn came out. You think very highly of yourself, don't you Dax?
People tell me I ejaculate liquid awesome. That's disgusting. But fortunately for you, if I try denying it, it would be an admission that I have some kind of experience with any or all of your ejaculatory fluids. So, I'll just assume you're being honest. Congratulations. I feel nauseous. Damn it, Daxelman, you stole my rising pun. Now it's ruined.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:25 pm
*Faceplam* Jeez...what the hell Dax. D;
Lets start anew. No Pokemon Trainers. Pokemon are fine enough.
We started off with Snake who is totally a man and Capt Falcon.
....No Pokemanz Trainers.
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