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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:15 pm
" Well we just need to start without him."
" Now Michael Cole, and McMahon. Tell the people watching at home what the are in store for at THE BIGGESS PARTY OF THE SUMMER: SUMMER SLAM!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:14 pm
*Vince comes out of Gorilla position and joins the rest of the commentators*
Well, good ol' JR, as you said, we've got the biggest party of the summer going down tonight! And a party it's going to be. I have a feeling we're going to crown at least one new champion tonight. In fact, I guarantee it. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:20 pm
"Well, Mr. McMahon I'd be surprised if we didn't. We've got 4 title matches, including one unification match. It's gonna be one heck of a party!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:58 am
If it's one thing I love, it's unifying things. I might unify you and good 'ol JR one day.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:50 am
"Yeah, that'd be- Hey, wait a minute! I'm married!" gonk
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:45 pm
Thinks to self..... stare If Cole was not here I'd take my BBQ and shove it right up McMahon's White....... eek ninja
Well...Um...Title Matchs yes goes one Batista vs John Morrison, that will be a slobberknocker of a fight!
Bahgawd BBQ sauce! eek
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:11 pm
No BBQ sauce on the job JR. Let's all stay focused on the in-ring action.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:02 pm
Well we need to talk about the match that will be showen' for these great fans! 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:00 am
"Well, JR, there's a great card tonight. We've got the unification match, there's the TLC Tag Team Title match, The Hardcore Title match where falls count anywhere, The Women's Title match was great, as we just saw. And that's just the title matches!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:35 pm
--OPENING PYRO-- BOOM BOOM BABABABABABABABABABOOM BOOM-FSHHHHHHH BOOM-FSHHHHHHH etc.
"WELCOME EVERYONE TO WRESTLEMANIA IV! I'm Michael Cole with my partner, the hardcore legend Mick Foley. I think I speak for both of us when I say it's amazing to be here! Tonight we have a great card, with every active title being defended. Owen Hart seeks to retain his WIF World Heavyweight Title in a Tables match against the Miz, in what should be a great Main Event! But we've also got a gread undercard. Melina looks to end Lita's WIF Women's title, in a steel cage! John Morrison defends his Inter-United title against Chris Jericho. Razor Ramon faces a great challenge, trying to end The Undertaker's Undefeated Wrestlemania streak and retain his Hardcore Title. Also, Edge and ChristianRaven look to retain their WIF Tag Team Titles against...who are their opponents again, Mick?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:14 pm
"Only the two coolest cats on earth, Michael, Stone Love. When Steve and Dude hit the ring it's an experience I think everyone can enjoy."
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:21 pm
"You've got that right, Mick. But I don't think Ted DiBiase Jr. will enjoy his Wrestlemania experience as he takes on the Big Red Machine, Kane. Normally that's a frightening task, but it's even worse tonight, as Kane is on a rampage, because he was unable to face his brother, The Undertaker tonight."
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:35 pm
"Yes, Michael, I'm sure Kane's going to be an unstoppable monster tonight. Having teamed up with and having the crap kicked out of myself by Kane, I can honestly say that you do not want to be on the bad side of the Big Red Machine."
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:37 pm
"No you don't, he's taken out some anger on me before. Speaking of people who have taken out anger on me, both our bosses are in action tonight in no-disqualification matches. Mr. McMahon's taking on HHH in a No-DQ match, and Mr. The Clown's taking on Sabu in a Hardcore match. Mick, you've faced Sabu in hardcore matches before, as we all know. Tell me, is Doink in an enviable position?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:32 pm
"Well, Michael, Sabu and I have fought against each other all over the world and I can honestly say there is no one as sucidial, homocidal, or genocidal as the man they call Sabu. In order for Doink to even stand a chance tonight, he's going to have to use his creativity, which we've seen in the past. But will it be enough here tonight? We'll just have to wait and see."
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